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« on: November 01, 2010, 07:56:03 AM » |
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Encounter 4 v2Setup:You're walking down a 15-foot wide tunnel with a light source. After a bit of a quiet stretch, five orcs (who could see your light well before you could see them) attack when you close within 60 feet! Initiative rolls:Modified Initiative:MapSurprise Round!The orcs hurl a volley of javelins! Orc 2 @ Aepa -> d20 + 1 - 2 = 1 Orc 1 @ Grizz -> d20 + 1 - 2 = 9 Orc 4 @ Aepa -> d20 + 1 - 2 = 6 Orc 3 @ Thorden -> d20 + 1 -2 = 0 Orc 5 @ Thorden -> d20 + 1 - 2 = 11 ...aaaand they all miss! (My God these guys suck!) Round 1!Ixen! You're up!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 10:40:47 AM » |
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Move to L4, ready action to burst the first enemy to get in range, and that will not hit a friendly. 2d6=6 |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 08:55:28 PM » |
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Orc 2 starts to charge Aepa, and when he gets within 30 feet, Ixen blasts him with a Firey burst -> 2d6 = 8. The orc attempts to dodge the fire -> d20 = 5, and the orc bursts into flames, tumbling down to the ground in a heap.
Orc 1 attempts to charge Grizz. When he leaves J 2, he provokes an AoO -> d20 + 6 = 10, but slips past his blade. The orc slashes at Grizz with his falchion -> d20 + 6 = 19, and he hits for 2d4+4 = 8 damage.
Orc 4 attempts to charge Aepa. When he leaves J 3, he provokes an AoO -> d20 + 6 = 11, but he too slips past. The orc lashes out at Aepa -> d20 + 6 = 7, and misses terribly.
Aepa! You're up!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 09:09:13 PM » |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 08:08:36 AM » |
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Yeah, I forgot about it, but since each one missed, luckily it didn't matter. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 09:40:30 AM » |
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5ft step back and hit #4 with a Sonic Blast (will dc 14 to avoid deafen) sonic;deaf (1d4=3, 1d4=4)BOOM! |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 10:39:33 AM » |
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The orc attempts to resist the spell -> d20 = 18, and he is not deafened, but he still is battered by the sound.
Thorden! You're up!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 07:32:04 PM » |
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Grizz maintains his Iron Guard's Glare stance (threatened Enemies take -4 penalty to hit allies); he attacks the orc in front of him using Crusader's Strike by punching the foe with his gauntlet. |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 08:32:46 PM » |
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Orc 4's head explodes when Throden hits him with his flail!
Orc 1 takes a solid blow to the shoulder, but is still standing.
After watching the display, orc 3 is a bit more timid. He moves up 30 feet to N 3 and throws a javelin at Thorden -> d20 + 1 = 7, but misses.
Serias! You're up!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 05:12:58 AM » |
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Move to H3 and cast Ice Dagger on Orc 3, ignore any provoked AoO, let Grizz's debuff stance take care of it. Ice Dagger (1d20+6=7, 2d4=6)Well that was a waste of time... |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2010, 07:28:47 AM » |
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As near as I can tell, Thorden is in H 3. Is H 4 okay? Orc 5 attempts to charge Serias! When he leaves J 4, he provokes an AoO from Grizz -> d20 + 4 = 20, which hits for 2d4 + 4 = 9 damage, and the orc falls dead before Serias's feet! Modified Initiative:MapRound 2!Ixen! You're up! |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2010, 10:26:47 AM » |
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Take a step back to K4, burst orc 3. 2d6=9 |
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2010, 10:41:58 AM » |
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The orc attempts to dodge -> d20 = 9, and it falls over after catching fire.
At this point, orc 1 surrenders.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2010, 01:12:57 PM » |
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Orc 5 attempts to charge Serias! When he leaves J 4, he provokes an AoO from Grizz -> d20 + 4 = 20, which hits for 2d4 + 4 = 9 damage, and the orc falls dead before Serias's feet!
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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