http://brilliantgameologists.com/doofus/Doofus Behaviors:“It’s Someone Else's problem, I’m the innocent bystander.” (Unblamable)
“You know what we should do - X, You know what we should do - X,You know what we should do - X...” (Harping)
“You’re too slow. You aren’t playing right. Dumbass.” (Ad honimum attacks)
“You guys all go do that thing I’m doing something else” - (Not me'ing)
“And then what does the taven keeper say? What are all of the 20 stores in this wing of the mall? Describe what every member of the wedding party has on.” (Blocking)
“It’s what my character would do. I’m bored, I shoot his character in the face.”(Griefing)
“Are we there yet? How long does this take? when is my turn? I never get to go.” (Whinging)
“No(period)” (No)
Dynomite's Behaviors:Know the game and use the game
Consider saying yes to things
Be in the game, Don't play before you play
Have Goals: Player and character
Have fun playing
Play with the other players
Try