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« Reply #580 on: January 30, 2011, 01:34:33 AM » |
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Well, whatever it was is skittering off. Probably to the closest chemist's to pick up a nostrum of some variety.Chauser does a quick check of the door, then opens it.
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« Reply #581 on: January 30, 2011, 01:51:26 AM » |
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Chauser locates no traps.
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« Reply #582 on: February 04, 2011, 08:07:05 PM » |
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Terek opens the door.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #583 on: February 04, 2011, 08:17:33 PM » |
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you see that the passage to the left goes beyond your sight, as does the room passed the door.
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« Reply #584 on: February 04, 2011, 10:49:39 PM » |
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Chauser continues down the corridor to the next turn cautiously, motioning for the others to stay about 10' behind him. |
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« Reply #585 on: February 05, 2011, 12:31:10 AM » |
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« Reply #587 on: February 05, 2011, 10:26:53 AM » |
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After traveling a short distance in, Terek is able to see the end of the room, which has another door. As you move closer... Listen 5 A loud squeak can be heard from down the passage. Listen 13+ |
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« Reply #588 on: February 05, 2011, 10:48:35 AM » |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #589 on: February 05, 2011, 12:23:04 PM » |
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* Whispers *
"Hey, guys... I think sometin or someone just got wasted."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #590 on: February 05, 2011, 03:53:10 PM » |
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Dalanath looks confused and whispers back, "Why are people getting drunk in here?"
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« Reply #591 on: February 05, 2011, 04:16:38 PM » |
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If there's drunkenness to be had, let's proceed onward. If a fight is to be had I'd hate to miss it.Chauser proceeds to where the squeak came from.
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« Reply #592 on: February 05, 2011, 09:00:47 PM » |
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Galon rolls his eyes and whispers "I think he meant killed, not drunk. Last time I checked, drunks throw up, not squeek."He follows Chauser, spines ready. |
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there is roughly a 99% chance that this post is an obscure reference to SOMETHING.
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« Reply #593 on: February 05, 2011, 09:06:58 PM » |
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The phase of squeaking porceeds from tipsiness, and fthermore eleads inevitably to vomiting. Thus, if there is squeaking to be heard, one must logically conclude that there is yet drink remaining.
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« Reply #594 on: February 05, 2011, 10:20:35 PM » |
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As Chauser makes his way through the doorway, a cry goes up. (In Draconic) "Eek! Pink skins!" Which is followed by a small stone cracking Chauser on the head (3 damage). From what you can see, the foe that struck you is a small reptile astride a strange cat. They quickly flee up the passage, and out of sight. A quick glance to where they were before shows a rather large rodent body. |
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« Reply #595 on: February 07, 2011, 10:49:41 AM » |
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If there is boze remaining then lets go get'em.
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #596 on: February 07, 2011, 01:24:37 PM » |
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"You know, I almost decided to clarify, but... meh."
Terek peeks around to all the commotion.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #597 on: February 07, 2011, 04:31:43 PM » |
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Dalanath stands there looking very confused.
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« Reply #598 on: February 07, 2011, 07:23:28 PM » |
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* Looking back at Dalanath *
"I heard a squeak and a tump. I figured someting small got killed. I prolly shouldn'ta said 'wasted'."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #599 on: February 07, 2011, 08:19:17 PM » |
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It looked like a kobold riding a kitten like a mechanical bull!
Now that's what I call a party.Chauser continues ever onward after them! With style! And panache!
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