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« Reply #540 on: January 18, 2011, 10:15:35 PM » |
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Ah, I see. So as long as we're nominally intimidating you into compliance, you'd hypothetically be willing to go along with us?
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« Reply #541 on: January 19, 2011, 12:06:14 AM » |
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The orb starts stuttering a response in confusion, but it just comes out incomprehensible. It stops and then clears it throat, "I guess I could tag along for a little bit, at least until I get bored." It pause for a few moments before trying to strike up the conversation again, "So, here by force you say. By who?"
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« Reply #542 on: January 19, 2011, 03:10:29 AM » |
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Dalanath looks really confused. "....you open?"
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« Reply #543 on: January 19, 2011, 07:29:07 AM » |
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"So, here by force you say. By who?"
"I wish I knew. I just woke up down here yesterday.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #544 on: January 19, 2011, 10:35:35 AM » |
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"Yes they were very clear on that, I can't open any cages, shackles, jars, bottles, boxes, barrels, or locked doors." Then seeming to speak to itself for a moment, "Was there anything else...?"
"Where you headed?" The orb replied cheerfully.
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« Reply #545 on: January 19, 2011, 04:01:54 PM » |
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"Out?"
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #546 on: January 19, 2011, 06:48:52 PM » |
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What about destroying cages,shackles, et cetera? Can you freely shoot things?
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« Reply #547 on: January 19, 2011, 08:18:14 PM » |
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"Well I can't leave with you...even though I want to, but it might be enertaining to follow for a while."
"Wouldn't that open them...?"
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« Reply #548 on: January 20, 2011, 10:53:33 AM » |
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"Not if dey're not in one piece." 
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #549 on: January 21, 2011, 01:23:58 PM » |
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"Well, you can do it, but I'm not. I will not do anything that may keep me here even longer."
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« Reply #550 on: January 21, 2011, 01:38:31 PM » |
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"So, is dat door over dere trapped?"
Terek points at the door opposite where we entered.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #551 on: January 21, 2011, 01:55:14 PM » |
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"Not at all." To illustrate its point it flies over and goes back and forth through the door a few times.
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« Reply #552 on: January 21, 2011, 02:37:30 PM » |
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"Hmmm... If only I knew how to do dat.
Chauser, do you wanna give da door one of your torough inspections?"
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #553 on: January 22, 2011, 03:58:52 PM » |
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Sure. I'll be so thorough, I'll throw in an extra 'o'.
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« Reply #554 on: January 22, 2011, 04:39:08 PM » |
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You find a rather large speck of dust, it is almost as big as your hand!
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« Reply #555 on: January 22, 2011, 06:23:41 PM » |
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You find a rather large speck of dust, it is almost as big as your hand!
My god, it's full of hairs.Chauser walks on through. Do you have any idea where the janitorial staff is? I have a complaint to lodge. |
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« Reply #556 on: January 22, 2011, 08:22:09 PM » |
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"'Janitorial staff'?" Replies the orb, clearly confused about the topic.
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« Reply #557 on: January 22, 2011, 08:34:23 PM » |
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Janitorial, maintenance, whatever. Surely a facility this large has somebody doing upkeep, making sure the doors don't get rusted into uselessness and the bathrooms graffitited and some such. You've been here a couple centuries, surely you've seen one.
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« Reply #558 on: January 22, 2011, 09:27:39 PM » |
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"I can't say that I have seen anyone such as that. The current residents of each area usually keep their areas tidy enough. Turning flesh into food, bone into tools and the like." The orb pauses for a moment, “Though now that you mention it…in recent days the halls have become rather filthy. Probably nothing to worry about, either way.”
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« Reply #559 on: January 24, 2011, 07:55:09 AM » |
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"'Janitorial staff'?" Replies the orb, clearly confused about the topic.
"A Janitorial staff is a powerful magical relic, used to keep stuff clean. It looks like an otterwise mundane staff, but wit some bristles at one end. It's often confused wit a Broom of Flying, but it doesn't fly. Dere have been many unnecessary deaths due to dis confusion."Terek follows Chauser, bow drawn. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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