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« Reply #500 on: January 06, 2011, 07:48:10 AM » |
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"Huh. I got two teories on dat:
One: it's part of a trap dat's supposed to stop you from castin or callin for help, or
Two: some otter guys not too far away cast a spell for some reason or anotter, and dey might be near by.
Dat, or da guy who made dis place is crazier dan Chauser! Heh heh."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #501 on: January 06, 2011, 12:55:47 PM » |
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As the group is discussing the possibilities of how the room effect is in place, a shape in the darkness starts to move slowly. It just seems to keep growing as it comes from behind the distant pillar. Its grace is unequal, making less sound than a mouse while moving its gargantuan serpentine body; until it scrapes it head on the ceiling. When the group turns to see what the noise is, they are greeted first by claws, and then shining scales going up its body and neck, until they reach a large toothy head, which you could swear is smiling. |
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« Reply #502 on: January 06, 2011, 01:37:24 PM » |
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« Reply #503 on: January 07, 2011, 07:23:29 AM » |
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Terek takes a five-foot step back away from the beast and readies a True Shot if it attacks anyone.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #504 on: January 07, 2011, 02:45:36 PM » |
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As the creature scrapes its head against the ceiling, Dalanath looks to his psicrystal as if it is saying something. He mutters, "What are you talking about, I don't hear anything." Spotting the creature he follows that up with ".....oh." |
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« Reply #505 on: January 08, 2011, 12:45:10 PM » |
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« Reply #506 on: January 08, 2011, 01:30:30 PM » |
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« Reply #507 on: January 08, 2011, 01:35:43 PM » |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #509 on: January 08, 2011, 02:34:28 PM » |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #510 on: January 08, 2011, 02:49:15 PM » |
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It was talking in a silent area. Who does that? Nobody, that's who. And who's a what that's also a who? The famous Mister Ed! Who is a horse! And I can't talk, so I'm virtually hoarse. You know what's virtual? An illusion, that's what! And who is nobody?
Chauser disbelieves it. This situation is just so implausible it doesn't even bear mentioning.
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« Reply #511 on: January 08, 2011, 03:30:57 PM » |
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Aw…TML wants to ruin the fun, yes, an illusion is at work.  Damage was rolled for effect, when a dragon breaths fire, does a dm not roll damage?  All but Chauser, with his somewhat insane look at life, writher in agony as they feel their flesh peeling off the bone…but the sensation slowly fades as laughter can be heard coming from the distant corner. The creature fades into nothingness, and everyone notices that their flesh is not even warm. A small ball of light bobs into view from behind one of the pillars, and starts speaking in a cheerful, yet annoyingly fast tone. “By Celestia, you should have seen have your guys’ faces. You were all like, ‘Ah, it burns, save me!’ such a classic!” It then starts chuckling again. |
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« Reply #512 on: January 08, 2011, 06:28:22 PM » |
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« Reply #513 on: January 11, 2011, 02:36:54 AM » |
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The ball of light doesn't seem to notice Chauser speaking, and keeps on laughing.
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« Reply #514 on: January 11, 2011, 07:19:16 AM » |
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How big is this ball of light?
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #515 on: January 11, 2011, 12:30:03 PM » |
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The ball of light is roughly the size of a human's head.
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« Reply #516 on: January 11, 2011, 01:28:24 PM » |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #517 on: January 11, 2011, 01:29:44 PM » |
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« Reply #518 on: January 11, 2011, 01:48:43 PM » |
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You lousy little son of a.. a.. I don't know what would insult a ball of light but one of them!
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Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #519 on: January 11, 2011, 02:54:58 PM » |
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"Torch? Candle? Sonnuva candle doesn't really roll off da tongue."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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