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« Reply #180 on: September 07, 2010, 07:48:28 AM » |
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Terek moves right three squares and up five, ending just south of the door. He cannot see the orcs from here, but he readies an attack in case they charge within 60 feet.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #181 on: September 07, 2010, 01:56:29 PM » |
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Dalanath softly says, "They don't seem to have beads, they're not competition." |
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« Reply #182 on: September 07, 2010, 02:10:34 PM » |
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(Softly) "Yeah. Dey also mentioned somethin about 'death', so I'm not lettin my guard down."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #183 on: September 08, 2010, 10:00:15 AM » |
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Well you guys have two choices either we dance now or you leave us alone. Either way makes no difference to me, so pick one so we can move on.
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
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« Reply #184 on: September 08, 2010, 11:54:31 AM » |
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"Death come to all." Said one of the orcs cryptically. Their weapons seemed to lower a bit, and they withdrew back into their corner, but remained standing with weapons drawn.
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« Reply #185 on: September 08, 2010, 09:03:34 PM » |
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Galon lowers his arms and walks after the group
"That's a bit vague, do you mean 'everyone dies eventually'? or 'we're going to kill you', or some third thing...?"he stops beside Dalanath, his stance non-threatening but ready.
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« Reply #186 on: September 08, 2010, 10:00:15 PM » |
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« Reply #187 on: September 08, 2010, 10:33:10 PM » |
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Chauser investigates the doorway for traps and tries to ID what killed the corpse.
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« Reply #188 on: September 09, 2010, 12:30:45 AM » |
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Addressing the orcs he inquires "Can you please tell us what happened to the deceased? And would any of you be willing to answer a few other questions?" |
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!
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« Reply #189 on: September 09, 2010, 12:38:48 AM » |
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By the scars on the body the orc seemed to have been rather experienced in the ways of combat. On closer inspection of the corpse you see that it has several small holes in its arm, legs, and neck. Their cause escapes your rational mind. Danus’s request actually seems to make the orcs ignore the group even more, as you can hear the grating of metal on stone as they put down their axes and go back to huddling together.
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« Reply #190 on: September 09, 2010, 01:48:16 AM » |
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Chauser walks over to and investigates the corpse for loot. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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« Reply #191 on: September 09, 2010, 02:35:59 AM » |
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The body seems void of possessions, in the far corner there is a spear, but it has been snapped in half. |
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« Reply #192 on: September 09, 2010, 03:51:01 AM » |
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Chauser recollects his marbles.
Looks like the dead guy in this room got attacked by some sort of pointy ooze. He's got puncture marks on all his exposed skin.
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« Reply #193 on: September 09, 2010, 07:25:14 AM » |
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(quietly) "Shall we move on past da orcs? I can stay in da back of da group and keep an eye on dem past da torch light."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #194 on: September 09, 2010, 08:06:25 AM » |
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softly to group, "Sounds like a plan. If they don't have beads and are unwilling to talk, we have no reason to linger."
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« Reply #195 on: September 09, 2010, 09:31:03 AM » |
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All right then lets move on
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« Reply #196 on: September 09, 2010, 11:52:08 AM » |
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"Where to now?" Dalanath wonders out loud.
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« Reply #197 on: September 09, 2010, 02:10:32 PM » |
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"Around da corner to da left?"
Terek double moves to L-17 and peaks around the corner, making sure the orcs are staying put in the mean time.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #198 on: September 09, 2010, 02:29:25 PM » |
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« Reply #199 on: September 09, 2010, 03:13:19 PM » |
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"So far, da coast is clear."
Terek will round the corner, and slowly walk down row K (along the south wall of the hall) until he either sees anything interesting or gets too far away from the group. He doesn't want to move more than 50 or so feet away from the corner at this point.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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