ShadowViper
Bi-Curious George
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Don't go looking for snakes, you might find them.
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« Reply #160 on: October 13, 2010, 08:02:59 AM » |
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Welcome back.
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!
" 'Giving up' kills people. When a person refuses to give up, he earns the right to walk down the road of humanity." - Alucard
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Sohala
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« Reply #161 on: October 14, 2010, 04:18:57 PM » |
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So, what door are we going to? I am assuming Q8, but you never know.
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"You think I'm talking about breaking the rules?" "No I'm just trying to figure out how far you want them bent." |
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archangel.arcanis
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« Reply #162 on: October 14, 2010, 04:22:36 PM » |
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So, what door are we going to? I am assuming Q8, but you never know.
That was my intent. Assuming my plan of not dieing holds up I would head to K8 next, though I'll wait until I get to Q8 and look in the room better first. |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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Sohala
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« Reply #163 on: October 18, 2010, 10:22:39 PM » |
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Which square and target? Oh, happy B-day Arch  . |
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"You think I'm talking about breaking the rules?" "No I'm just trying to figure out how far you want them bent." |
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archangel.arcanis
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« Reply #164 on: October 19, 2010, 09:55:25 AM » |
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Thanks Sohala.  have some birthday cake. |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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Nanshork
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« Reply #165 on: October 20, 2010, 08:57:11 PM » |
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....crap. The only offensive thing I can do is summon a construct, and that doesn't seem like a good idea. I should have planned for this better.  What do you guys think? |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #166 on: October 21, 2010, 07:44:53 AM » |
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....crap. The only offensive thing I can do is summon a construct, and that doesn't seem like a good idea. I should have planned for this better. What do you guys think? You don't have any ranged weapons? I didn't see any on your sheet. If we get a chance to rest, a construct might be a good idea. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Nanshork
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« Reply #167 on: October 21, 2010, 02:31:23 PM » |
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....crap. The only offensive thing I can do is summon a construct, and that doesn't seem like a good idea. I should have planned for this better. What do you guys think? You don't have any ranged weapons? I didn't see any on your sheet. If we get a chance to rest, a construct might be a good idea. I have a fist. I can ineffectually swat at things.  |
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Sohala
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« Reply #168 on: October 21, 2010, 04:00:54 PM » |
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Chauser is next.
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Sohala
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« Reply #169 on: November 01, 2010, 11:43:51 AM » |
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*Ominous music plays*
Who will be to the one to make the defining choice of the adventure?
*Dun dun dun...*
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"You think I'm talking about breaking the rules?" "No I'm just trying to figure out how far you want them bent." |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #170 on: November 01, 2010, 01:29:16 PM » |
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Done Sort of. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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archangel.arcanis
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« Reply #171 on: November 01, 2010, 03:59:13 PM » |
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Done Sort of. If we all die I'm blaming you  |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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Nanshork
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« Reply #172 on: November 01, 2010, 04:12:58 PM » |
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Done Sort of. If we all die I'm blaming you Me too! Edit: As soon as we run across a weapon I'm proficient in I am totally picking it up. |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #173 on: November 02, 2010, 08:10:13 AM » |
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Done Sort of. If we all die I'm blaming you I'm actually the secret Co-DM, and this is actually a deadly Gygaxian dungeon. "Fools! You took the left door and forgot to turn the candle stick 270 degrees to the left! Rocks fall and you all die!" "Terek!" |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Sohala
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« Reply #174 on: November 02, 2010, 10:14:12 AM » |
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As you wish.
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"You think I'm talking about breaking the rules?" "No I'm just trying to figure out how far you want them bent." |
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #175 on: November 02, 2010, 10:40:27 AM » |
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Ahhhhh!  |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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archangel.arcanis
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« Reply #176 on: November 02, 2010, 10:48:38 AM » |
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As Chauser walks through the door, the area is gripped violent movement. Clouds of dust fall from the ceiling obscuring vision, and loud rumbles, thuds and cracking can be heard from all around.
Apparently we did need to turn the candle.  |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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Nanshork
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« Reply #177 on: November 02, 2010, 11:55:20 AM » |
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Remember everybody, this is all Robby's fault!
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #178 on: November 02, 2010, 12:50:01 PM » |
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I'm not the one who took 10 instead of 20 on the Search! I just chose the path to destruction. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #179 on: November 09, 2010, 07:32:28 AM » |
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Sooo.... where are we at? Are we going ahead?
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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