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« Reply #140 on: August 31, 2010, 10:30:08 PM » |
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I'm at work but still online as you can see.
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« Reply #141 on: September 01, 2010, 08:03:21 PM » |
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waitn on you guys
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« Reply #142 on: September 06, 2010, 02:51:41 AM » |
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ONE could take the knife away from the kid, I think hes knifeproof.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #143 on: September 06, 2010, 02:58:00 AM » |
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Nobody prepped hold person?
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Everything I learned about DnD I learned from Frank Trollman at The Gaming Den... but nowadays, my work space is the New DnD Wiki. Check them both out! |
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« Reply #144 on: September 06, 2010, 03:30:57 AM » |
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Why waste a spell on a kid when you can just grab her?
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #145 on: September 06, 2010, 03:54:45 AM » |
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Why don't we not upset the aggravated nerves by not sending in the robot?  At the risk of getting stabbed in the face, I fully volunteer myself... can't guarantee my diplo to make friendly though.  |
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« Reply #146 on: September 06, 2010, 06:47:45 AM » |
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guys my ultimate threat is i use the chair of adventure fear it (Kevin_video)
The Chair of “Adventure” can be found anywhere at any time. It can be encountered in a dungeon hallway, a forest clearing or even a crowded tavern. No one knows where it comes from or why it exists. The chair appears to be simple, wooden and unpainted.
Any character who attempts to move the chair will immediately take a 50% hit point loss.
Attempting to pass the chair by walking within thirty feet of it will result in that character’s legs liquefying instantly.
Pointing at the chair will cause that character’s finger to explode with enough force to disintegrate most of the arm as well as causing damage to anyone standing close enough.
Saying the word “chair” will result in the character’s lower jaw transforming into a gate to Hell and sucking his head into the fiery abyss followed by a 25% per ten minutes that a small demon will crawl forth through the newly created Hell-gate.
Turning one’s back on the chair will immediately summon fifteen feet of barbed wired into that character’s lower intestines.
Backing away from the chair will cause the ground below that character to turn into a gelatinous cube.
Any character who attacks the chair in any manner will instantly turn into pure sound. The force of the sound wave will explode the eardrums of anyone within two hundred feet.
Looking at the chair will give you the stomach flu.
Sitting in the chair will transform the chair itself into a black hole that will suck in the characters, the landscape, the planet, light and time and squish it all into a quantum singularity.
The Chair of “Adventure” has multidimensional capabilities. For instance…
Any player in your game that says the phrase “saving throw” must give the DM three of his favourite dice.
Any player that raises one or more eyebrows during the encounter with the chair will owe the DM five dollars per eyebrow. Double this amount if the player’s mouth is open at this time.
If a player has been stacking dice at any time during that game session, he must give the DM seven cents. If he does not have seven cents on him, he must never play original Monopoly ever again. He may only play variants such as Dog-opoly or MileyCyris-opoly, etc.
Any player who has ever rolled a die only to have it bounce off the table and onto the floor now belongs to the DM as his property. Forever.
Anyone who named their character with a play on words such as “Cill E. Bugger” must rip up that character. If said player has ever come to a game and forgotten to bring that character, they must then eat the ripped up character.
Any player who has ever gotten Doritos cheese dust on any game figure must legally change their name to “Cill E. Bugger”.
Any player who has ever placed dice on the gaming area to represent their character when everyone else is using carefully selected and painted figures must go to the nearest tattoo parlour and ask for a tattoo that says “All tattoo artists are morons, especially this asshat tattooing me now“.
The DM now and forever has prima nocta rights over all of the players.
I hope you all enjoy the Chair of “Adventure”.
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« Reply #147 on: September 06, 2010, 07:08:14 AM » |
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It's got a loophole, I'm still free to take it home.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #148 on: September 09, 2010, 12:19:47 AM » |
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Driving down to school the next two days. Limited posting ability during that time.
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« Reply #149 on: September 20, 2010, 05:32:28 PM » |
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So... where is konner? >_>
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« Reply #150 on: September 20, 2010, 09:54:14 PM » |
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dramatic respawn shit tons of homework from Private school
edit:Like my dramatic doom labeling
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« Reply #151 on: September 22, 2010, 05:41:48 AM » |
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Push onward I guess, obvious trap or no.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #152 on: September 22, 2010, 08:06:35 AM » |
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Yes, that is probably what we need to do.
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« Reply #153 on: September 22, 2010, 04:55:05 PM » |
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I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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« Reply #154 on: September 23, 2010, 06:19:39 AM » |
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I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #155 on: September 23, 2010, 08:37:08 PM » |
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I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
We have a dragon, regroup at the trail and it shall be done. Let see you try |
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« Reply #156 on: September 24, 2010, 01:33:01 AM » |
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I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
We have a dragon, regroup at the trail and it shall be done. Let see you try I have the feeling that our player's real-life characters, coupled with our designed PCs, enforce the notion that we are unable to take this game as seriously as it might be demanded. |
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« Reply #157 on: September 24, 2010, 03:58:47 PM » |
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i don't care since no seriousness i am just gonna swing the funny
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« Reply #158 on: September 26, 2010, 03:38:09 PM » |
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i don't care since no seriousness i am just gonna swing the funny
GUys are you still playing or is this dead |
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« Reply #159 on: September 26, 2010, 04:54:18 PM » |
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I dunno what to do. On one hand it seems we're being encouraged to or lead to believe we're supposed to follow that trail. On the other hand, we're at the same time being discouraged from doing so.
So I dunno what we're supposed to do here.
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