Gunhaven
Domesticated Capuchin Monkey
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« Reply #80 on: August 10, 2010, 04:23:51 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. |
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McPoyo
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« Reply #81 on: August 10, 2010, 04:25:31 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. Sounds like a REAL DWARF to me. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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veekie
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« Reply #82 on: August 11, 2010, 02:27:13 AM » |
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what? it wasn't flatulence? and all this time....
No, that's Cloudkill. Some make Stinking Clouds instead. Though that may just be the BO. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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Korwin
Domesticated Capuchin Monkey
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« Reply #83 on: August 11, 2010, 06:43:31 AM » |
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If you want poetic justice, have one of its greatest strength's be a weakness; its undead nature renders it vulnerable to turning. I've got archived a 20 level cleric based build which can reliably turn a demi-lich. It was from the 2004 CO contest at 339, which is now lost to board wipes, but if a character 10 levels lower can insta-kill it...
Why use turning, if you can use rebuking? Is there an equivalent to Greater Turning? |
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McPoyo
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« Reply #84 on: August 11, 2010, 07:12:44 AM » |
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If you want poetic justice, have one of its greatest strength's be a weakness; its undead nature renders it vulnerable to turning. I've got archived a 20 level cleric based build which can reliably turn a demi-lich. It was from the 2004 CO contest at 339, which is now lost to board wipes, but if a character 10 levels lower can insta-kill it...
Why use turning, if you can use rebuking? Is there an equivalent to Greater Turning? because intelligent undead get a resist check every day. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #85 on: August 11, 2010, 10:02:50 AM » |
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If you want poetic justice, have one of its greatest strength's be a weakness; its undead nature renders it vulnerable to turning. I've got archived a 20 level cleric based build which can reliably turn a demi-lich. It was from the 2004 CO contest at 339, which is now lost to board wipes, but if a character 10 levels lower can insta-kill it...
Why use turning, if you can use rebuking? Is there an equivalent to Greater Turning? because intelligent undead get a resist check every day. Interesting houserule. Because that's exactly what this is: a houserule. RAW, there is no check to resist control. They just are controlled. |
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I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle. The book doesn't even exist! Quotes: By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life. hiicantcomeupwithacharacterthatisntaghostwhyisthatamijustretardedorsomething
Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea. If using Genesis to hide your phylactry, set it at -300 degrees farenheit. See how do-gooders fare with a liquid atmosphere. |
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« Reply #86 on: August 11, 2010, 02:18:10 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. Sounds like a REAL DWARF to me. What kind of terrible dwarf doesn't drink alcohol or live in a cave? I mean, next you'll be telling me that the dwarves have decided to go live in the trees with the elves. |
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nijineko
King Kong
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two strange quarks short of a graviton...
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« Reply #87 on: August 11, 2010, 04:18:57 PM » |
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*quietly nudges his sheet on the under-tree dwelling dwarvish race under a pile of paper...*
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Agita
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« Reply #88 on: August 11, 2010, 04:34:56 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. Sounds like a REAL DWARF to me. What kind of terrible dwarf doesn't drink alcohol or live in a cave? I mean, next you'll be telling me that the dwarves have decided to go live in the trees with the elves. |
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #89 on: August 11, 2010, 04:44:53 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. Sounds like a REAL DWARF to me. What kind of terrible dwarf doesn't drink alcohol or live in a cave? I mean, next you'll be telling me that the dwarves have decided to go live in the trees with the elves. Agita, always shaking the foundations of our beliefs. |
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Gunhaven
Domesticated Capuchin Monkey
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Something clever.
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« Reply #90 on: August 11, 2010, 04:50:38 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. Sounds like a REAL DWARF to me. What kind of terrible dwarf doesn't drink alcohol or live in a cave? I mean, next you'll be telling me that the dwarves have decided to go live in the trees with the elves. Agita, always shaking the foundations of our beliefs. I refuse to believe it. Dwarves will remain drunkards, Elves will remain Arrogant and Secretive, Humans will remain Bossy, and Orcs will continue to be slaughtered by the previous three. But since we're on the topic of breaking down stereotypes is the Demilich a former Orc? |
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« Reply #91 on: August 11, 2010, 04:53:03 PM » |
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Sounds like a disappointing dwarf to me. Sounds like a REAL DWARF to me. What kind of terrible dwarf doesn't drink alcohol or live in a cave? I mean, next you'll be telling me that the dwarves have decided to go live in the trees with the elves. Must be 4th edition dwarves. Look, there's no beard on the little girl. Or maybe she's diseased, the poor dear.  |
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"We managed to make an NPC puke an undead monster."
"That sounds like a victory to me."
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The_Mad_Linguist
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« Reply #92 on: August 11, 2010, 05:17:57 PM » |
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Nah, they're gnomes. Dwarf/Elf hybrids.
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #93 on: August 11, 2010, 05:31:36 PM » |
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So THAT's why they hate each other's guts!
Gnomes are too chubby for elven likes and not bearded enough for Dwarven tastes!
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weenog
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« Reply #94 on: August 11, 2010, 05:34:10 PM » |
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And half-elf half-humans whine about not fitting in...
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"We managed to make an NPC puke an undead monster."
"That sounds like a victory to me."
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The_Mad_Linguist
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« Reply #95 on: August 11, 2010, 05:40:16 PM » |
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So THAT's why they hate each other's guts!
Gnomes are too chubby for elven likes and not bearded enough for Dwarven tastes!
Dwarves hate elves. Elves hate dwarves. Both hate gnomes. Gnomes hate gnomes. Everyone hates gnomes. |
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Agita
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« Reply #96 on: August 11, 2010, 05:54:36 PM » |
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Gnomes hate gnomes.
You just gave me an idea for an emo gnome character. |
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The_Mad_Linguist
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« Reply #97 on: August 11, 2010, 05:59:51 PM » |
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Gnomes hate gnomes.
You just gave me an idea for an emo gnome character. Gnome Ease Involves Ion Engine -> Neon Genesis Evangelion Movie |
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« Reply #98 on: August 11, 2010, 06:11:28 PM » |
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Gnomes hate gnomes.
You just gave me an idea for an emo gnome character. Blood Magus or Hexblade. |
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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McPoyo
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« Reply #99 on: August 11, 2010, 07:26:11 PM » |
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Gnomes hate gnomes.
You just gave me an idea for an emo gnome character. Blood Magus or Hexblade. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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