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« Reply #740 on: November 28, 2010, 11:13:31 PM » |
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Gail transforms into a human and awaits the chains being cut.
Ernie: "What the hell are we gonna do with Randolph? That spell last very long?"
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« Reply #741 on: November 29, 2010, 12:57:55 AM » |
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"No, it doesn't last long, his limbs should thaw out any second now." Bartholomeow tisks in Randolphs direction and frowns. "Such a waste to see two perfectly good shapeshifters go to waste. Don't they know that [poorly executed] crime doesn't pay?"
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« Reply #742 on: November 29, 2010, 04:52:36 AM » |
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Sodium hydroxide... something about a base? NaOH is phonetically similar to now. Does she NaOH? = Does she Now. The base joke is NaClNaOH The base is under assault. Sodium Hydroxide is the chemical make-up of common Lye. Lye/Lie. "Does she NaOH/Lye/Lie?"  |
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« Reply #743 on: November 29, 2010, 06:22:12 AM » |
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Sodium hydroxide... something about a base? NaOH is phonetically similar to now. Does she NaOH? = Does she Now. The base joke is NaClNaOH The base is under assault. Sodium Hydroxide is the chemical make-up of common Lye. Lye/Lie. "Does she NaOH/Lye/Lie?" I make sure to stay in the back since all of this is quite unfamiliar to a platypus with Bill's background |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #744 on: November 29, 2010, 11:17:48 AM » |
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Kintal cocks his head slightly and wonders what the hell he's gotten himself involved with.
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bhu
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« Reply #745 on: November 29, 2010, 05:41:11 PM » |
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Shall I time warp to Randolph waking up or is there anything anyone else wishes to ask?
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« Reply #746 on: November 30, 2010, 01:49:59 PM » |
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I'm all set.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #747 on: November 30, 2010, 03:07:51 PM » |
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I've got nothing more to do, play that song |
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« Reply #748 on: December 01, 2010, 12:56:06 AM » |
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« Reply #749 on: December 01, 2010, 03:48:23 AM » |
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I sheathe my sword, keeping an eye on the wolf-woman, and both hands on the blade.
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« Reply #750 on: December 01, 2010, 06:16:22 AM » |
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I suppose I ready an action to WS into a croc (if there is no objection to me knowing about them) and grapple him if he tries anything funny, I've been WS'ing way to little
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« Reply #751 on: December 01, 2010, 07:54:43 AM » |
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I guess I can ready a Color Spray.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #752 on: December 01, 2010, 11:33:21 AM » |
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« Reply #753 on: December 01, 2010, 11:43:13 AM » |
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #754 on: December 01, 2010, 10:32:41 PM » |
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Randolph leaps to his feet. He looks ready to throw down and is growling.
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« Reply #755 on: December 01, 2010, 10:39:19 PM » |
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18 to 1. Don't tell me your that stupid.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #756 on: December 01, 2010, 10:40:22 PM » |
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"Buddy i am not in the mood for this we just finished fighting off a fucking horde of zombies"
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« Reply #757 on: December 02, 2010, 12:49:50 AM » |
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18 to 1. Don't tell me your that stupid.
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« Reply #758 on: December 02, 2010, 01:07:49 AM » |
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"You already tried that, remember. You had more of a head start last time."
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #759 on: December 02, 2010, 01:09:26 AM » |
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"Because my dear wolfie friend, I don't need silver to blow your legs off." Bartholomeow shrugged nonchalantly.
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