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« Reply #640 on: November 12, 2010, 09:11:52 PM » |
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"The recap shall not be quick but I'll do my best. Who gets to listen to my side of things?"
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« Reply #641 on: November 12, 2010, 09:58:35 PM » |
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"I'm all ears."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #642 on: November 12, 2010, 10:08:41 PM » |
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"Ditto"
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bhu
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« Reply #643 on: November 12, 2010, 10:42:03 PM » |
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"Then perhaps the two of you, Ernie, and maybe the short fellow (nods towards Ruam) shall adjourn to the side. Are those zombies yours?"
zombie: "Hey fuck you horse, I'm no ones bitch!"
"Charming."
Okay who is going to interview the Unicorn, who is hanging around to poke Gail, and who is going to chat with a paralyzed Randolph?
Okay maybe poke was a poor choice of words...
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Sir Shadow
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« Reply #644 on: November 13, 2010, 12:24:05 AM » |
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"The zombies are currently under my care since I saved them from their enslavement." Bartholomeow says, attempting to strike an imposing figure, yet lacking the height necessary to do so.
Bartholomeow would prefer to hear the Unicorn's side, unless he gets to cause Gail pain. He's not particularly interested in chatting with Randolph; he figures he's done enough on that front just by making sure their "guest" stayed for tortu--I mean, inquisition.
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« Reply #645 on: November 13, 2010, 01:11:17 AM » |
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"One moment while I drag the other werewolf back."<Hey, Unicorn, what's you name.>
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #646 on: November 13, 2010, 01:11:49 AM » |
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cool. Once we branch of into groups I shall be writing up the individual stories (except Randolphs cause I think he cant speak, how long does that spell last?)
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« Reply #647 on: November 13, 2010, 01:12:46 AM » |
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« Reply #648 on: November 13, 2010, 02:22:08 AM » |
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cool. Once we branch of into groups I shall be writing up the individual stories (except Randolphs cause I think he cant speak, how long does that spell last?)
He can telepath If I help.  . 30 minutes. As Randolph is dragged back telekinetically (I don't think he gets a save now), Ceus floats toward him. <Sorry about attacking you, I'll try to work out exactly what's happening.> :Sebastian <Do you want to give your side of the story, or get no say at all> :Gail <Randolph, Is it?> :guess who [that will be my third use of mindlink, and my last Racial use] |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #649 on: November 13, 2010, 02:43:33 AM » |
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Sir Shadow
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« Reply #650 on: November 13, 2010, 08:09:17 AM » |
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Randolph will find himself unable to move for an entire minute before he gets some of the feeling back in his extremities.
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« Reply #651 on: November 13, 2010, 10:30:23 AM » |
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"Then perhaps the two of you, Ernie, and maybe the short fellow (nods towards Ruam) shall adjourn to the side. Are those zombies yours?"
"Seriously, guy. Sorry about the face. I came in at the wrong time and thought my friend was in trouble. Did you heal it all the way? I can help if you need more." |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #652 on: November 13, 2010, 12:13:56 PM » |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #653 on: November 13, 2010, 12:55:44 PM » |
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Alcy watches over the proceedings, unsure of how she can help. Unsure, even, of what's going on. |
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« Reply #654 on: November 14, 2010, 01:07:50 PM » |
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Savorel goes to talk with the unicorn - she's already scared him a bit, and besides is a bit miffed that Gail was trying to manipulate them . . . sorta.
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« Reply #655 on: November 14, 2010, 02:06:07 PM » |
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As I step into the clearing anyone who cares to listen can here me humming something cheery. As the sight of the situation greets me I get a look of utter confusion and I say to whatever whoever in the party that is the closest to me
What...? Care to sum this up for me?
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #656 on: November 14, 2010, 02:53:39 PM » |
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"There was a murder plot and a betrayal, which we stepped in on just in time to prevent. We're trying to get the facts straight right now."
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #657 on: November 14, 2010, 03:20:24 PM » |
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With unicorn: Savorel RobbyPants Squirrel Rademelon Ernie Sir Shadow With Gail: Thog Konner With Randolph: Cusic, ready for spearing duty Unsure or omnipresent: Alcy Jojo Ruam Zombies Nanshork Flay THose of you in that unsure column,ah needs to know where you are  |
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« Reply #658 on: November 14, 2010, 03:25:23 PM » |
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Kintal just sits there watching everything. He has no idea what to do.
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« Reply #659 on: November 14, 2010, 03:28:14 PM » |
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Kintal just sits there watching everything. He has no idea what to do.
That goes for Bill as well, he will go wherever he is directed though |
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