Sir Shadow
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« Reply #600 on: November 07, 2010, 12:46:00 AM » |
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"Yes, let's talk to the demonic horse! Well... I'd be willing to talk if you were a little less... hrm... excited?" Bartholomeow averts his young eyes from the unicorn's family jewels.
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bhu
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« Reply #601 on: November 07, 2010, 01:35:07 AM » |
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"Yes, let's talk to the demonic horse! Well... I'd be willing to talk if you were a little less... hrm... excited?" Bartholomeow averts his young eyes from the unicorn's family jewels.
"Yeah...uh..that's my significant others fault..." |
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Radmelon
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« Reply #602 on: November 07, 2010, 01:42:38 AM » |
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"The significant other who is trying to convince us to kill you?"
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« Reply #603 on: November 07, 2010, 01:49:25 AM » |
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Kintal quickly scampers towards the action, then sits and stares at the Unicorn without saying a word. |
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« Reply #604 on: November 07, 2010, 01:58:16 AM » |
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The Unicorn glances at the werewolf and asks: "Yeah uh...seriously what the fuck is up with that?" The werewolf screams "NOW!! IT HAS TO BE NOW YOU FOOLS!!" Radmelon is up  |
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« Reply #605 on: November 07, 2010, 06:29:32 PM » |
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Teo rushes over towards the werewolf, in an attempt to help her out of the chains. |
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« Reply #606 on: November 07, 2010, 08:49:03 PM » |
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You get most of the way there.
Flay is up.
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« Reply #607 on: November 08, 2010, 05:50:32 PM » |
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Zachary bolts forward, as fast as he can. He is caught between his desire to free the werewolf, and the urge to murder things. So, I guess running forward to H-11 squares if I can go past the one person in my path. Otherwise, I'll move as far forward as possible in my turn, which should be 60 ft in a doublemove (12 squares). |
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« Reply #608 on: November 08, 2010, 06:09:11 PM » |
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You get about as far as Flay unless you can run faster Radmelon.
Jojo is up
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« Reply #609 on: November 08, 2010, 07:10:31 PM » |
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While the construct attacks the unicorn, Ceusharath telekinetically aids Teo in removing the werewolves' chains. |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #610 on: November 08, 2010, 11:39:43 PM » |
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The second attack hits but doesnt crit.
Teo isn't close enough yet to undo the chains, but you can still try to sunder them telekinetically.
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Sir Shadow
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« Reply #611 on: November 09, 2010, 08:44:47 AM » |
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"... Your significant other is a werewolf? Isn't that... y'know... contagious?"
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« Reply #612 on: November 09, 2010, 10:47:33 AM » |
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"Only if I were a humanoid. That's why we met. Nobody else wanted to take the chance and certain of our needs coincided."
The werewolf screams again
"GODDAMMIT GUYS WHERE ARE YOU?"
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« Reply #613 on: November 09, 2010, 11:14:55 AM » |
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"OKAY! too much information"
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #614 on: November 10, 2010, 12:49:01 AM » |
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Ceusharath begin the glowing magic ritual again.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #615 on: November 10, 2010, 01:24:59 AM » |
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Jojo summons a new critter! Cusic zooms past RUam! The zombies speed shuffle! ROUND 2! EXCORIATE!Werewolves 27 Sir Shadow 26 Thogs Friend 25 21 RobbyPants, Thog 20 Solara 19 VennDygrem 16 Konner, Ruam, Unicorn, Squirrel 14 Nanshork 13 Radmelon 12 Flay 10 Jojolager 4 Cusic 1 Zombies At the beginning of the round you guys see several werewolves peel out from hiding in the bushes. They look at the chained werewolf. "Uh yeah...uh Gail...uh...look we know you wanted him assassinated and all, but there's too many people here to pull it off without someone knowing we did it. Besides if they kill him and you, I get to be King of the Forest." The werewolves (sans Gail) run like Hell. The Unicorn looks pissed off even more if that's possible. "What the fuck does he mean assassinated? I thought we had a thing going?" Gail appears to be frothing at the mouth now while trying to escape the chains. Sir Shadow, you are up |
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« Reply #616 on: November 10, 2010, 02:50:06 AM » |
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"Okay lets not release the werewolf until we hear about this assasination plot thingy"
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« Reply #617 on: November 10, 2010, 07:17:32 AM » |
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"Well, son of a bitch. Sorry about that whole acid to the face thing, there guy. I just thought my ghost friend was in trouble." 
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #618 on: November 10, 2010, 11:14:37 AM » |
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Unicorn: "May I assume this means we are talking now (glares at obvious summoner of extradimensional goo thingies)."
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solara
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« Reply #619 on: November 10, 2010, 11:41:42 AM » |
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Savorel folds her arms and looks at both unicorn and werewolf. "Yes. Lets talk."
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