your kid

[altpersona]

can probably beat up my kid, but whose got a wrinkled photocopied rubber stamped presidential congrats.

[awaken DM golem]

  Congrats indeed.

My Grandmom got a certificate from the KY governor when she turned 100.
She couldn't tell whether it was him or his dad ... she was 100.

The kid I big brothered got an anti-award.
They were building the new town library.
He was out screwing around on a school night.
The police station was right next door.
A cop was just coming on Midnight shift, and noticed a Crane going up and down.
He got arrested the first minute of the cop's shift, only one foot off the police station property.
That's beyond oops.
Easiest arrest in the history of the town.
Somehow he's been surpassed twice.
(double man giggle)

[Shadowhunter]

My kid couldn't beat up your kid by virtue of being non-existent.
Would I have a kid somewhere I'd be mightly scared and freaked out.
Anyway enough about me.


  CONGRATULATIONS

I don't know either of you, but my salutations nontheless

[awaken DM golem]

So, another kid I'm big sister-ing (wait a minute),
was having school trouble, so I got her this book.
She still said math sucked, even though she read the whole thing.
{ ... insert where was my math teacher smiley face ... }

[Vynar]

This is a bit late by grats! It is only a matter of time until your kid outsmarts you and binds you their will.

My kid couldn't beat up your kid by virtue of being non-existent.
Would I have a kid somewhere I'd be mightly scared and freaked out.
Anyway enough about me.

However, my theoretical child is the most powerful being imaginable and encompasses all possible levels of power and glory. A being that exists is more powerful than one that does not. Therefore, my all powerful child exists as this is mandatory of the concept. So yeah, my kid could probably beat up yours but is more interested in throwing wild parties and conjuring nachos with pulled pork.

[Nick]