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« Reply #980 on: July 18, 2010, 07:48:33 PM » |
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"Ya we are hear to rekill the dead" Joseph says
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« Reply #981 on: July 18, 2010, 07:51:18 PM » |
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"Yays!"
Hezekiah says "The dead stuff usually doesn't come round till nightfall. You prolly wanna get some rest afore then."
They lead you to a three huts.
"Everyone who lived here has been killed, so you can bed down here. Sorry, but it's all we got. What do you need? Anyone hungry? We probably have some sort of stew available along with fresh river water."
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« Reply #982 on: July 19, 2010, 01:26:11 AM » |
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"Knowing the place is crawling with undead, I think I'll pass on drinking the local water... no offense..."
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« Reply #983 on: July 19, 2010, 07:25:52 AM » |
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"No kidding."
Mustave takes a nap while the sun is still out.
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« Reply #984 on: July 19, 2010, 12:31:14 PM » |
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Savorel decides that Mustave's idea of sleeping when it is light out (and therefore the undead are less likely to be roaming about) is a good notion and joins him, expressing sincere regret over not trusting the village's water to be free of an undead taint. "You might want to try boiling the water before you drink it, just in case there it contains a taint that heat may remove."
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« Reply #985 on: July 19, 2010, 03:38:39 PM » |
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Teo, never one to give up a chance to rest, sits down beside them and drifts off to sleep.
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« Reply #986 on: July 19, 2010, 03:40:42 PM » |
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Kintal gets bored. I mean really bored. I mean so bored that you can't even imagine because he's a cat (even though he doesn't look like one right now). So he starts poking around the village.
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« Reply #987 on: July 19, 2010, 03:58:03 PM » |
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Bartholomeow will refrain from eating or drinking anything other than what he has with him. He will then seclude himself to a corner of the hut before asking his allies to refrain from making a lot of noise as he meditates and begins preparing the spells he will need.
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« Reply #988 on: July 19, 2010, 05:30:52 PM » |
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Kintal gets bored. I mean really bored. I mean so bored that you can't even imagine because he's a cat (even though he doesn't look like one right now). So he starts poking around the village.
"Hi Mister. You ain't from 'round these parts. You here fer the dead folks? Gotta warn you they go straight fer the nipples." THis appears to be a 6 year old human boy saying this. A thumb is in his nose. Your not sure that the fact that it's his own thumb should console you any. |
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« Reply #989 on: July 19, 2010, 05:45:22 PM » |
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Eating lightly, Zachary packs his things into the pouch along his back, which looks rather furrier than he usually likes, and decides to check the cities border, the houses farthest out, any rivers or streams that might slow undead down, anything. He looks at the town as a fortifiable position. He just wished that he had five... no, six more samurai with him. This could go quite easily with the numerous allies he had.
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« Reply #990 on: July 19, 2010, 07:34:20 PM » |
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The village was not designed by a military mind. It's just random huts and buildings thrown up where ever their owners decided to build them. They build them on high ground at least, so there's not as much danger of flooding from teh river. In theory with enough work it could be fortified, but you'll need time and people. Lot's of people. It would also help if you knew how many bad guys there were.
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« Reply #991 on: July 19, 2010, 09:21:11 PM » |
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Kintal grins. "Well that's okay because I don't have any nipples."
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« Reply #992 on: July 19, 2010, 09:41:10 PM » |
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Kintal grins. "Well that's okay because I don't have any nipples."
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« Reply #993 on: July 19, 2010, 10:57:51 PM » |
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The day passes uneventfully. As night starts to come on a quick supper is served and fires are built. The most able bodied men of the village arm themselves with spears and hatchets and ask what you'd like them to do. Honestly they don't really look like awesome fighters...they look more like cannon fodder...
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« Reply #994 on: July 20, 2010, 12:44:31 AM » |
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"okay the men should stay back and we should get all the women and children in one hut so it will be easier to defend them all " Joseph says thinking strategacaly
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« Reply #995 on: July 20, 2010, 02:32:07 AM » |
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"Yes, stay in the hut. In case we all die, there is a necessary last line of defense."
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« Reply #996 on: July 20, 2010, 01:20:15 PM » |
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They look massively relieved "So you don't need our help fighting?"
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« Reply #997 on: July 20, 2010, 01:33:46 PM » |
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"If we do, I'll take that as a failure on our part."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #998 on: July 20, 2010, 01:34:19 PM » |
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Kintal pipes up, "I'll need something to wash the taste out of my mouth though."
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« Reply #999 on: July 20, 2010, 01:43:36 PM » |
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They leave you some supplies and scurry off to be with their wives and children. The silence weighs in heavily with only the occasional animal call or scampering in the bushes.
A really fluffy raccoon pops out and stares at you before yelling back into the underbrush "Hey Leon! Leon, they found more people! Oh man, you guys are fucked. Can we have your stuff when you die?"
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