bhu
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Convincing the rich whale fat enemas are healthy
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« on: May 26, 2010, 04:53:10 PM » |
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We begin our narrative with a young cat woman hugging a possibly surprised ooze.
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jojolagger
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 07:22:23 PM » |
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"The worst part is I know this isn't a dream." Mutters Ceusharath. "No wait, that's the second worst part. The worst part is I can't drink."
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 08:04:26 PM » |
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Once you get back to the manhole the goblins exited, Bob asks if Ceushareth will go down first to scout  |
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jojolagger
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 08:29:44 PM » |
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"Sure, I'll be back soon."
I'll be on the ethereal plane while scouting, so corporeal things can't even see me.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 10:02:21 PM » |
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bhu
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 10:02:58 PM » |
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"Sure, I'll be back soon."
I'll be on the ethereal plane while scouting, so corporeal things can't even see me.
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jojolagger
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2010, 10:10:13 PM » |
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As the ghost re-materializes (back at the group), You here the voice singing a song about zombies."Guess whats down there?" says Cuesharath. |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Radmelon
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 10:17:07 PM » |
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bhu
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 10:40:30 PM » |
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Bob: "Good thing the guys came up when they did. Alright who wants to wipe out some dead people? Which is a nice way of saying who wants to go in first?"
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konner09
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 12:14:30 AM » |
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I will go down first i guess Joseph slides away from the kitty girl whos hugging him and mumbles She taste like crazy
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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jojolagger
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 12:23:52 AM » |
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"I should go first. They can't actually hurt me, I don't have to worry about the fall, and I can act as a distraction so everyone can get down and in position." Says Ceusharath.
Whispers to Joseph. "She is crazy to. She actually ate dust, like yesterday."
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« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 12:26:11 AM by jojolagger »
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Radmelon
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 12:29:46 AM » |
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"omg real undead?  I've only read about them! You go first."Konner
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 12:39:52 AM » |
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"omg real undead? I've only read about them! You go first."Konner |
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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Sir Shadow
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 10:04:32 AM » |
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Bartholomeow instantly perks up at the mention of dead people. "What? Undead??? NO! I should go down first. I will bend these mindless corpses to my will! ... actually, I should go down right after a meatshie--I mean, much tougher individual." Arcane energy positively buzzes around him in response to his excitement.
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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 10:21:47 AM » |
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Kintal makes a face. "Ded ppl tayst ew. Srsly."
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Littha
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 10:32:37 AM » |
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Kintal makes a face. "Ded ppl tayst ew. Srsly."
"yea... that goopy thing looks tasty though" |
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 10:38:06 AM » |
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"I can provide some backup, but without more gear, I'm next to useless against these things.
I might be able to confuse them with things like illusionary walls, or something. That's about it."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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bhu
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 11:32:59 AM » |
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Bob: "Ooookay...can anyone actually turn the dead besides Joseph? If we wanna use him for that we can't have the ghost in range of it at the same time. I could throw a flash bomb down so he can see them and get within range. "
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Sir Shadow
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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2010, 11:42:39 AM » |
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"Didn't you hear me? I can command undead!"
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