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« Reply #980 on: May 25, 2010, 09:26:28 PM » |
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They calm down long enough to chat with. "Apparently the Jester promised them a world to conquer for their God. That they would be royalty. Instead they woke up in pink in the sewer surrounded by dead bodies. They're a little pissed about being lied to." "Say, is that an ooze?" Konner |
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« Reply #981 on: May 25, 2010, 09:49:14 PM » |
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When the ghost turns toward the slime you hear a loud voice ring out.
"Dejah!"
"Damn it. This can not be good."
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #982 on: May 25, 2010, 10:05:46 PM » |
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The party sees an ooze like being wearing armor and a sherrifs badge
The Gooblins: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Bob: "Oh him, he's one of us. Nice guy. I think he's a healer."
The Gooblins: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Bob: "Yeah, prolly shoulda said that in Goblin instead of common." <repeats in Gooblins
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« Reply #983 on: May 26, 2010, 01:40:32 AM » |
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bhu joseph slides over towards the group smiling(technically i have a face i think a will save is in order not to be creeped out) joseh says I am a Cleric so healer yes but i am not an ooze i am a spell |
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« Reply #984 on: May 26, 2010, 02:00:25 AM » |
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"Healer? Well, some of us took a hit, if you could fix that little problem." Zach shows on his chest where the grappling worm had taken a nice bite out of him. "Always helpful, honored to meet you.
"So, should we take these guys somewhere, since we're not going to gut them, or should we take them with us?" Internally, Zach makes a note of learning a few languages while he's here. It seems useful. So many notes to keep track of...
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« Reply #985 on: May 26, 2010, 02:51:45 AM » |
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A spell you say... How odd I seat myself once again and return to my meal
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« Reply #986 on: May 26, 2010, 02:55:15 AM » |
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A spell you say... How odd I seat myself once again and return to my meal
"Yeah, after what we've been through today, I'm trying not to blink at anything we come across. I mean, the only real intelligent race where I come from were humans, and now I'm with creatures of intellect like a "spell," unlike any from my folklore, a cat, and some sort of celestial kami bent on vigilant pacifism through force of arms. Among other things. Including the precursor chapter to this experience, I'm still hoping I ate something bad that's made me terribly ill." |
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« Reply #987 on: May 26, 2010, 10:09:32 AM » |
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A spell you say... How odd I seat myself once again and return to my meal
"Yeah, after what we've been through today, I'm trying not to blink at anything we come across. I mean, the only real intelligent race where I come from were humans, and now I'm with creatures of intellect like a "spell," unlike any from my folklore, a cat, and some sort of celestial kami bent on vigilant pacifism through force of arms. Among other things. Including the precursor chapter to this experience, I'm still hoping I ate something bad that's made me terribly ill." |
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« Reply #988 on: May 26, 2010, 10:16:19 AM » |
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Bartholomeow looks at the Neraph critically, "Oh please, you know you're not from the prime material plane. As a denizen of Limbo, you know there's other places and races out there--damnit, I hate rhymes." He continues munching on his food in between words, and uses his spoon like a scepter to point at the frog-like interplanar creature.
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« Reply #989 on: May 26, 2010, 10:56:18 AM » |
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Kintal quietly sits on his haunches, wanting to see what will happen next.
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« Reply #990 on: May 26, 2010, 12:13:24 PM » |
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Joseph Says Who Needs a litle bit of healing and for our ghost freind i have inflict wounds  |
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« Reply #991 on: May 26, 2010, 02:00:59 PM » |
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Side note: The ooze is also wearing a little pink hat saying "Newbie. Pleas to not kill."
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« Reply #992 on: May 26, 2010, 02:30:25 PM » |
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"Whoa, mate. How do you keep that hat on your head?
On a more serious note, I'm fine, for now."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
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Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #993 on: May 26, 2010, 02:36:28 PM » |
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dunno how it keeps on it just stays on
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« Reply #994 on: May 26, 2010, 03:18:57 PM » |
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dunno how it keeps on it just stays on
Now that is probably the least confusing thing I've seen since I got here. |
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« Reply #995 on: May 26, 2010, 03:31:46 PM » |
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Starts to slide to the goblins nervously  please do not kill me joseph says |
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« Reply #996 on: May 26, 2010, 03:37:55 PM » |
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Savorel smiles at the spell congenially. "Glad to know the platypus and I won't be alone in trying to keep people patched up. My name is Savorel."
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« Reply #997 on: May 26, 2010, 03:51:13 PM » |
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Starts to slide to the goblins nervously please do not kill me joseph says They don't appear to understand you but Nervous Bob (he's a Goblin with the Sheriff's department, he's an okay guy) translates for you and they quickly grow to accept you. Bob says: "Well if you're here, you might as well go on patrol with us. It'll be safer in numbers till we figure out whats going on. Let's get theses guys to the Inn so they can get taken care of, and we'll head back out. Obviously something weird is up. You guys feeling brave enough to go down into the sewers and look at the bodies they were talking about?" |
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« Reply #998 on: May 26, 2010, 03:52:16 PM » |
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Savorel smiles at the spell congenially. "Glad to know the platypus and I won't be alone in trying to keep people patched up. My name is Savorel."
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« Reply #999 on: May 26, 2010, 03:59:03 PM » |
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"I'm also glad to see a... literal touch of the divine, joining our growing group."
To the Goblins, Alcy says, "I'm glad we were able to sort things out without the result of any unnecessary deaths. I am sorry that some of you were inconvenienced, but I'm sure something will be explained to everyone in due time. Thank you for refraining from stabbing us, in the meantime."
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