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« Reply #960 on: May 24, 2010, 09:57:37 PM »

How many are in the group?

about 6 above ground
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« Reply #961 on: May 24, 2010, 10:04:49 PM »

well crap Bang Head
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Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber

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« Reply #962 on: May 24, 2010, 10:16:56 PM »

well crap Bang Head

You still outnumber them  Big Grin

so far Big Grin
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« Reply #963 on: May 24, 2010, 10:18:00 PM »

well crap Bang Head

You still outnumber them  Big Grin

so far Big Grin
but i am un armed
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Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #964 on: May 24, 2010, 10:27:14 PM »

1d20+2=8
I'm not gonna bother to nerveskitter
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« Reply #965 on: May 24, 2010, 10:27:33 PM »

you would've been given something before you went out.  A club or sword or something.
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« Reply #966 on: May 24, 2010, 10:29:22 PM »

club then since i am cleric
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Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #967 on: May 24, 2010, 10:30:31 PM »

Initiative Order, Round 1

22: Nanshork, Nervous Bob, Ruam
21: Littha
18: Ye crazed Gooblins
17: Flay, Solara
13: Jojolagger, Radmelon
11: RobbyPants
10: Konner09
8: Sir Shadow
7: VennDygrem


Bob shouts in Goblin:

"Guys!  Guys I know things seem weird but there is an explanation trust me!  Please settle down and we can talk!"

To the rest of you: "They're probably just confused and frightened try not to kill them!"
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« Reply #968 on: May 24, 2010, 10:31:01 PM »

Ruam and Nanshork are now up!
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« Reply #969 on: May 25, 2010, 12:07:59 AM »

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if there is any person talking in a language ill just cast comprehend langauge
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Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #970 on: May 25, 2010, 12:52:31 AM »

Kintal strolls to one of them and rubs against it's ankles.

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« Reply #971 on: May 25, 2010, 01:00:14 AM »

Touch attack hits

opposed trip roll:  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2533902/ miserable failure

sense motive check: http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2533903/ not much better

he is down
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« Reply #972 on: May 25, 2010, 02:02:35 AM »

I grab my spear firmly and place myself in a defensible position, but not trying to look aggressive to avoid provoking them. Hoping that someone in the group will understand I say in druidic

Would you please calm down, this is just a big misunderstanding.
And here is a diplomacy check, if they understand me
Diplomacy (1d20+1=17)
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« Reply #973 on: May 25, 2010, 11:53:09 AM »

"GO, sparklies" a burst of glittering dust bursts from Cusic's hands thoroughly coating the goblins

Glitterdust if you hadnt guessed. DC 16 will saves to avoid blindness.
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« Reply #974 on: May 25, 2010, 01:02:13 PM »

The Gooblins http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2534416/ am blind.  And now panicky...

One or two of them appeared willing to talk to Bob, but they're holding a defensive position looking spooked whilst their blind comrades are running about in circles screaming.

Flay and Solara are up
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« Reply #975 on: May 25, 2010, 02:36:10 PM »

Savorel tries to calm the goblins, speaking in Common. "Please, calm down. I know this is all very confusing, but we don't want to hurt you. Bob, do you know if they can understand us? What should we do to calm them?"

I'm guessing a diplomacy roll to calm the goblins
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« Reply #976 on: May 25, 2010, 04:43:33 PM »

I'll post early in case I'm gone when my turn comes up:

If there are any hostile, non-blind goblins, Mustave casts Color Spray (DC 13).  If none are fighting, Mustave will ready a Color Spray just in case violence breaks out later in the round.
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« Reply #977 on: May 25, 2010, 05:46:49 PM »

Bartholomeow is entirely uninterested because people would likely be upset if he killed anything--and since most of his repertoire involves lethal force it is unlikely he can add anything constructive to the situation. So instead he is content to continue eating his meal. However, he finds the proceedings most entertaining, particularly the Glitterdust.

((btw, Bartholomeow speaks Goblinoid, so he can understand them, he just doesn't care. ))
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« Reply #978 on: May 25, 2010, 06:06:18 PM »

Seeing the goblins coming forward, and hearing that he isn't allowed to kill them, Zach quickly thinks over his last few options. He could either start hacking off limbs to not kill them but put them down, try to break their weapons, though he wasn't sure if his own could stand up to the punishment, and it really wasn't his forte. His last option was less calming...

Breathing in deeply, he communicates is lack of violent intent with a bloody scream of "SIT THE FUCK DOWN, MAGGOTS!"

Assuming Solara's attempt doesn't work, I'll scare them.
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If it gets to the bottom of the initiative, venn can just hippy-pacify them anyways.  Tongue
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« Reply #979 on: May 25, 2010, 07:20:11 PM »

Moving Up into the sky, Ceusharath focuses on the goblins.
Mind-link, with three of the non-blinded goblins.
Will save DC 14 to avoid it.
*Stop! We aren't your enemy. Remain clam, and everything will be fine.* { *_____* is through telepathy}
Diplomacy 1d20+10=25
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