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« Reply #460 on: May 09, 2010, 07:48:51 PM » |
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After the bartender gets the others sorted out, Teo, who has never left Limbo for long beforehand, is driven to ask: "Pardon me, but what is this ale that you're talking about? We never got anything like that in Limbo."  "You've never had alcohol?" "Ah..welll...what kind of taste do you prefer? Sweet, sour, or bitter?" |
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« Reply #461 on: May 09, 2010, 08:19:45 PM » |
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"I'm partial to sweet things myself."
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« Reply #462 on: May 09, 2010, 08:30:24 PM » |
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"Hmm... i shall have the watermlon then..."
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« Reply #463 on: May 09, 2010, 08:35:27 PM » |
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"Two Watermelon liqeurs it is then. One for kitty, one for froggy."  There is the sound of hideous roaring and screeching from teh kitchen "Nina, you not s'posed to play with Mr. Hooey while your working!" |
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« Reply #464 on: May 09, 2010, 08:40:14 PM » |
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Taking a small sip of the alcohol Cusic wobbles on her feet for a moment before collapsing in a heap on the ground.
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« Reply #465 on: May 09, 2010, 08:56:37 PM » |
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"You okay ma'am?"
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« Reply #466 on: May 09, 2010, 09:31:31 PM » |
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"isok imma lie here a minute nya"
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« Reply #467 on: May 09, 2010, 09:41:41 PM » |
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"Wouldn't you prefer a bed ma'am? You're laying on the floor in a dress in a room full of drunken men."
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« Reply #468 on: May 09, 2010, 10:30:36 PM » |
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Cusic is asleep.
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« Reply #469 on: May 09, 2010, 10:32:03 PM » |
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Alcy goes over to help Cusic to her feet before finding that she's asleep. Instead, Alcy picks her up.
"Which way is her room? I'll help her there."
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« Reply #470 on: May 09, 2010, 10:34:07 PM » |
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"Let me. I need to get used to the telekinesis."
Uses telekinesis to lift her.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
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« Reply #471 on: May 09, 2010, 10:48:27 PM » |
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The door to the kitchen opens and Nina enters the room carrying an owlbear cub. A very pissed Owlbear cub that is only kept under control by virtue of not being able to escape her grip.
"This is Mistah Hooey. He's mah bestest fwiend evah Mista Platy."
The Owlbear looks at Bill with murder in it's eyes but is effectively unable to reach him. Not that that doesn't stop him from trying.
"NINA! PUT HIM BACK IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE HE SCARES AWAY THE GUESTS!"
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« Reply #472 on: May 09, 2010, 11:03:47 PM » |
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Teo, looking apprehensive, takes a sip of liqeur. @.@ "Thish is pretty good. I see what I've been missing. Wussa watermelon agin?"Teo will be  before the end of the day. |
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« Reply #473 on: May 09, 2010, 11:14:04 PM » |
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Teo, looking apprehensive, takes a sip of liqeur. @.@ "Thish is pretty good. I see what I've been missing. Wussa watermelon agin?"Teo will be before the end of the day. "It's a large green fruit. Kind of expensive here cause we have so little room to grow them. Cheap in some places at harvest time. NINA PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY." SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! |
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« Reply #474 on: May 10, 2010, 12:05:43 AM » |
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Kintal purrs and rubs against the Owlbear's "feet".
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« Reply #475 on: May 10, 2010, 12:21:17 AM » |
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Kintal purrs and rubs against the Owlbear's "feet".
He's trying to escape Nina's grip, you'll have to climb her. He will smile evilly as you approach. |
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« Reply #476 on: May 10, 2010, 01:01:46 AM » |
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While sipping the drink, Zachary had maintained a certain air of joviality. When Cusic had lain down, he stood up just a little slower than the angel, and was almost insistent upon him bringing her, but put his masculinity aside. He returned to listening and remaining absorbitively quiet, but once the owlbear was brought out, he seemed less calm and jovial and more calm and icy cold. After a minute, he mutters quietly, "So, that's the pet is it? Useful..." Pondering for a second, he turns back to his glass, finishes it, and placing his hands together gives a polite nodding bow to the bartender. "Excellent drinks, and I thank you for it; you must understand how difficult it can be when first brought." Internally, he thought to himself, 'So, still need to get the damned sheriffs over here, and then I can see about that cat the note said to follow... fucking thing could have meant Kintal or Cusic, hopefully Cusic' He smirked to himself, looking over the group.
He HAD despised the thought of this world, but honestly, he was quickly growing used to it. This could be an interesting adventure.
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« Reply #477 on: May 10, 2010, 08:25:55 AM » |
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Bhu, If the ale is good, Mustave will order a second. After finishing his ale, he asks: "You mind telling me where the rooms are? I think I need a bit of a rest. I've had an... interesting day." |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
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« Reply #478 on: May 10, 2010, 09:05:25 AM » |
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I stand just outside the reach of Mr. Hooey and say Hey there, fella. as I tilt my head somewhat. "I do not like the idea of pets, but this little guy would have an easier time right now if he calmed down a bit" I think and decided to see if I could give him a hand with that. I begin to try and soothe the obviously quite mad Owlbear. |
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« Reply #479 on: May 10, 2010, 01:29:20 PM » |
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Bhu, If the ale is good, Mustave will order a second. After finishing his ale, he asks: "You mind telling me where the rooms are? I think I need a bit of a rest. I've had an... interesting day."The ale is good (free ale always is). "The rooms are upstairs sir. We'll show you yours while we put away the kitty girl for a nap." |
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