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« Reply #800 on: June 26, 2010, 11:05:33 PM » |
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« Reply #801 on: June 26, 2010, 11:05:39 PM » |
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I didn't, but I figured his life would be made harder.  I love making awkward first impressions. |
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« Reply #802 on: June 27, 2010, 01:38:06 PM » |
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Idea:
Alcy: "Come quick! Joseph has drunk himself into a stupor!"
Teo: "I'll get the mop."
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« Reply #803 on: June 27, 2010, 02:16:14 PM » |
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Joseph decides to indulge in some whiskey he orders a bottle and downs it in a few gulps with out being fazed by the amount of alcohol do to the fact he has no blood or organs
In that case, how does he enjoy pie so much? He has no tongue, or taste buds. No stomache to fill up with food. And Awakened Living Spells don't need to eat to absorb energy. So, right now Joseph must look mighty odd with swirling whiskey and bits of pie shoved into his body.  |
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« Reply #804 on: June 27, 2010, 02:20:25 PM » |
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Joseph decides to indulge in some whiskey he orders a bottle and downs it in a few gulps with out being fazed by the amount of alcohol do to the fact he has no blood or organs
In that case, how does he enjoy pie so much? He has no tongue, or taste buds. No stomache to fill up with food. And Awakened Living Spells don't need to eat to absorb energy. So, right now Joseph must look mighty odd with swirling whiskey and bits of pie shoved into his body. Ghosts don't need to eat or drink either But I took all that time to get ghost beer. |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #805 on: June 27, 2010, 02:53:33 PM » |
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Bartholomeow doesn't drink... mostly because he's too paranoid to let himself be even slightly inebriated
Then, y'know, there's the issue with him looking like a 15 y/o or a cat. I suppose the best he could do in the realm of abusable substances would be catnip <_<
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« Reply #806 on: June 27, 2010, 05:15:44 PM » |
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He just likes the look of pie and he can see things through hearing and pie makes a intresting sound when you eat it if it is crunchy
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« Reply #807 on: June 27, 2010, 09:56:24 PM » |
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Any items you guys want made while im working on the times thread?
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« Reply #808 on: June 27, 2010, 10:40:46 PM » |
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Any items you guys want made while im working on the times thread?
you already made the holy hand grenade what else could i want other than an orbital space laser of death |
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« Reply #810 on: June 28, 2010, 12:29:56 AM » |
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orbital space laser kitten of death. 
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« Reply #811 on: June 28, 2010, 01:39:42 AM » |
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I'm leaving at 5:30 tomorrow to go to LA on last minute business. I'll be back on Wednesday, probably pretty early in the day. Just to let you know that as I post, it's 10:39 Sunday night, PST; I will not be available until sometime around noon (hopefully) Wednesday. I'll try posting something tonight/sending a PM to the DM so that my character doesn't get in the way.
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« Reply #812 on: June 28, 2010, 06:33:08 AM » |
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orbital space laser kitten of death.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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« Reply #813 on: June 28, 2010, 12:32:24 PM » |
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orbital space laser kitten of death.
Demotivators, making your day just a little better since the dawn of the internet |
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« Reply #814 on: June 28, 2010, 12:45:15 PM » |
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« Reply #815 on: June 28, 2010, 12:55:57 PM » |
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orbital space laser kitten of death.
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« Reply #816 on: June 28, 2010, 01:46:10 PM » |
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orbital space laser kitten of death.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #817 on: June 28, 2010, 01:52:10 PM » |
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Any items you guys want made while im working on the times thread?
How about the item you get if you use dust of dryness on 100 gallons of holy water? It would cost 20850 gp to buy 20000 gp for the holy water, 850 gp for the dust of dryness. 100 gallons of holy water in a convenient marble package is perfect for fighting undead. |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #818 on: June 28, 2010, 09:40:09 PM » |
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« Reply #819 on: June 28, 2010, 09:43:03 PM » |
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So an Atom BOmb that only works on Undead I call it the holy water nuke. It also works on evil outsiders. Take that Balor. |
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But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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