Out of character Shit.

[VennDygrem]

Ooh, Dread Necromancer with Ghost template. There we go, that explains some of his voodoo magic.

[Prime32]

"Are you ignoring Eren?"

[skydragonknight]

Paul gives Eren a free PB&J.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

I have a feeling thsi acronym thing is gonna haunt us for a while...

[Kuroimaken]

I have a feeling thsi acronym thing is gonna haunt us for a while...

Indeed.

People are free to inquire the agitators as to what the fuck they're protesting about, since their signs aren't any indication.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

Anyways here's my item list

FACE:
Raptor's Mask (MIC 210) 3.5 k : immune to any effect that would daze/blind, +5 untyped to spot
+ 3rd eye dampening (1/day immediate - minimizes the next SLA,spell, power, or PLA 2.5k
+ Eyes of truth (+5 comp to spot, 1 round true seeing as swift/day) 5.5 k
Price = 5.5 +(2.5+3.5)*1.5 = 14500 gp

HEAD:
Crown of Flames (MIC 209) 8.5k + 12k(increase cha bonus to +4) = 20.5k

WEAPON
Talon Scepter (MIC 210): 10.305k
+ everbright (2k) (MIC 34): standard action.  2/day, creatures within 20 feet must make DC 14 reflex check or be blinded.
+Sudden Stunning (DMGII, pg 261, 2000 gp) Swift action - on successful melee attack, target Reflex save (DC 10 + 1/2 level +cha) or be stunned d4+1 rounds. Cha bonus/day uses
+dragonfang weapon (draconomicon 117) Howling dragon, +1 (ex) sonic damage.  300 gp
Price = 14605 gp

All together give immunity to first 5 fire attacks, then resist 5 to next 5.

SHOULDERS
Combined Shadow Cloak (DotU) 1.5x(5.5k) + Falcon Cloak (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/MagicItems.pdf) (10k)
1.5*5.5+10+6 = 24.25-15 subsidizing = 9.25 k

THROAT
Smoking Magebane +1 Necklace of Natural Weapons (Fists) (18600 gp)
+ Dragonfang weapon (howling dragon) +300
+ Holy Surge + 2000
+ Sudden Stunning +2000
=22900gp.

WAIST
Monk's belt 13k (take 1 on UMD to emulate a level 12 monk).  
   Base unarmed damage 2d6, wis+2 AC
+2 constitution  +4k
=17k gp

BODY
Incarnum focus (robe): +1 essentia to soul chakra

TORSO
Vest of Legacy

ARMS
+1 acidic (MIC6) quickness (XPH163) bracers of armor 9k
 + agility 0.5k
 + stamina 0.5k
Greatreach  (MIC 108) +2k*1.5
Elusive action +0.8*1.5 k
Great collision(MIC 81) + 1.5k*1.5
Total 17.45 k

HANDS
Combined Gauntlets of Heartfelt Blows: (Dragon Magazine 314, page 22) (12k).  
Adds your cha bonus as fire damage on melee attacks and touch attacks.  
+Gloves of the Master Strategist (Ghostwalk, 3.6k) True Strike 1/day and functions like gloves of storing = 17.4k

LEFT RING
Flesh Ring of Scorn(MIC 100, 8k)
+Ring of anticipation (DotU) +2 comp to spot/listen, roll init twice and take better result.  6*1.5k
=17k

RIGHT RING
Fanged Ring (10k)  
Gives IUS and INA(Unarmed Strike), 1 point of con damage on a crit.
+ring of darkhidden (2k*1.5), invisible to darkvision
+ring of sustenance (2.5k*1.5)
16.75k

FEET
+striding and springing (+10 enhancement to land speed, +5 competence to jump)  5.5k
+battle charger (M76) 2k* 1.5
+anklet of translocation (M71) 1.4k*1.5
+cobra straps (M201) 1.4k*1.5
=12.7k

MISC:
Weapon crystals (lesser truedeath) + (lesser energy assault: electricity)
Armor crystal (lesser acid protection)

Total is

FACE: (within limit)
HEAD: +5.5k
WEAPON (within limit)
SHOULDERS + 9.25 k
THROAT +7.9k gp.
WAIST +2k gp
BODY  +0k gp
TORSO (Vest of Legacy)
ARMS 2.45k
HANDS +2.4k
LEFT RING +2k
RIGHT RING +1.75k
FEET (within limits)
Total=5.5+9.25+7.9+2+2.4+2+1.75k=33.25k

Level 9 WBL is 36k, so I have money to throw around

EDIT: Adding on a skin of Nimbleness (MIC 171), which is free.

[Kuroimaken]

Anyways here's my item list

FACE:
Raptor's Mask (MIC 210) 3.5 k : immune to any effect that would daze/blind, +5 untyped to spot
+ 3rd eye dampening (1/day immediate - minimizes the next SLA,spell, power, or PLA 2.5k
+ Eyes of truth (+5 comp to spot, 1 round true seeing as swift/day) 5.5 k
Price = 5.5 +(2.5+3.5)*1.5 = 14500 gp

HEAD:
Crown of Flames (MIC 209) 8.5k + 12k(increase cha bonus to +4) = 20.5k

WEAPON
Talon Scepter (MIC 210): 10.305k
+ everbright (2k) (MIC 34): standard action.  2/day, creatures within 20 feet must make DC 14 reflex check or be blinded.
+Sudden Stunning (DMGII, pg 261, 2000 gp) Swift action - on successful melee attack, target Reflex save (DC 10 + 1/2 level +cha) or be stunned d4+1 rounds. Cha bonus/day uses
+dragonfang weapon (draconomicon 117) Howling dragon, +1 (ex) sonic damage.  300 gp
Price = 14605 gp

All together give immunity to first 5 fire attacks, then resist 5 to next 5.

SHOULDERS
Combined Shadow Cloak (DotU) 1.5x(5.5k) + Falcon Cloak (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/MagicItems.pdf) (10k)
1.5*5.5+10+6 = 24.25-15 subsidizing = 9.25 k

THROAT
Smoking Magebane +1 Necklace of Natural Weapons (Fists) (18600 gp)
+ Dragonfang weapon (howling dragon) +300
+ Holy Surge + 2000
+ Sudden Stunning +2000
=22900gp.

WAIST
Monk's belt 13k (take 1 on UMD to emulate a level 12 monk). 
   Base unarmed damage 2d6, wis+2 AC
+2 constitution  +4k
=17k gp

BODY
Incarnum focus (robe): +1 essentia to soul chakra

TORSO
Vest of Legacy

ARMS
+1 acidic (MIC6) quickness (XPH163) bracers of armor 9k
 + agility 0.5k
 + stamina 0.5k
Greatreach  (MIC 108) +2k*1.5
Elusive action +0.8*1.5 k
Great collision(MIC 81) + 1.5k*1.5
Total 17.45 k

HANDS
Combined Gauntlets of Heartfelt Blows: (Dragon Magazine 314, page 22) (12k). 
Adds your cha bonus as fire damage on melee attacks and touch attacks. 
+Gloves of the Master Strategist (Ghostwalk, 3.6k) True Strike 1/day and functions like gloves of storing = 17.4k

LEFT RING
Flesh Ring of Scorn(MIC 100, 8k)
+Ring of anticipation (DotU) +2 comp to spot/listen, roll init twice and take better result.  6*1.5k
=17k

RIGHT RING
Fanged Ring (10k) 
Gives IUS and INA(Unarmed Strike), 1 point of con damage on a crit.
+ring of darkhidden (2k*1.5), invisible to darkvision
+ring of sustenance (2.5k*1.5)
16.75k

FEET
+striding and springing (+10 enhancement to land speed, +5 competence to jump)  5.5k
+battle charger (M76) 2k* 1.5
+anklet of translocation (M71) 1.4k*1.5
+cobra straps (M201) 1.4k*1.5
=12.7k

MISC:
Weapon crystals (lesser truedeath) + (lesser energy assault: electricity)
Armor crystal (lesser acid protection)

Total is

FACE: (within limit)
HEAD: +5.5k
WEAPON (within limit)
SHOULDERS + 9.25 k
THROAT +7.9k gp.
WAIST +2k gp
BODY  +0k gp
TORSO (Vest of Legacy)
ARMS 2.45k
HANDS +2.4k
LEFT RING +2k
RIGHT RING +1.75k
FEET (within limits)
Total=5.5+9.25+7.9+2+2.4+2+1.75k=33.25k

Level 9 WBL is 36k, so I have money to throw around

Thanks for doing the math for me, I hate checking those things.

[VennDygrem]

I'll try to make sure and make up a similar list, then.

[Prime32]

I have work I should be doing the next few days. So give me a while before I get back to gear.

[Kuroimaken]

I have work I should be doing the next few days. So give me a while before I get back to gear.

No worries. The current intermission is meant to give you guys something to do while you all get your character sheets ready.

[skydragonknight]

Paul believes that all problems can be solved by good food.

[skydragonknight]

No one seems to be able to answer coherently how the protest came about. One's best guess is that magicnet told them what to do and they followed. There are a few with a couple of brain cells more than the others whom people seem to listen to, though.

Meanwhile, the mummy side seems to be somewhat annoyed they aren't being addressed at all.

Probably from the 2san boards...

[skydragonknight]

I say figure a way to get the two sides to turn on each other. The protest is then no longer peaceful and the riot police can come in and start shooting the quickened twinned searing fireballs.

[Kuroimaken]

I say figure a way to get the two sides to turn on each other. The protest is then no longer peaceful and the riot police can come in and start shooting the quickened twinned searing fireballs.

To that purpose it might help if you guys heard what the mummies got to say. 

[Flay Crimsonwind]

I say figure a way to get the two sides to turn on each other. The protest is then no longer peaceful and the riot police can come in and start shooting the quickened twinned searing fireballs.

By riot police, you mean us, huh?

Someone talk to them mummies! I'll see about riot support.

Sorry Kuro, been in a few games lately where if I wanna hear a conversation happening five feet away, gotta roll listen. Invisible castle is my habit now.

[Kuroimaken]

I say figure a way to get the two sides to turn on each other. The protest is then no longer peaceful and the riot police can come in and start shooting the quickened twinned searing fireballs.

By riot police, you mean us, huh?

Someone talk to them mummies! I'll see about riot support.

Sorry Kuro, been in a few games lately where if I wanna hear a conversation happening five feet away, gotta roll listen. Invisible castle is my habit now.

No need to apologize, dude. I know what it's like.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

Venn, the volume and content of your past few posts for some reason make me conjure up your character's image in my head with grills. You need a few more original G's behind you (if any of us count as a few to start), and to end each of your posts IC speech with the word 'yo'. Then I think you're set.

[VennDygrem]

The issue is that he's forgetting what it's like to talk to/like normal people. There are a some conflicting personality traits at work there.

[skydragonknight]

They're also mummies, remember?

Even wrinklier than normal old ladies.

And also completely wrapped up.

At least they won't need band-aids if they get hurt.

[skydragonknight]

I have a plan. It's just a matter of getting the mummies to the point of being remotely threatening...