Rogue ... or ... Rouge , 4e style with a hint of Vice Presidential

[awaken DM golem]

No 4e posts here for a month, so I thought I'd liven things up with a "Solution" to a perennial D&D problem.

ROGUE ... vs ... rou G e

This now has Vice Presidential implications, as in ...



NOTE --- You might have to look at it a couple of times to get the D&D reference 

{ ... insert the "I can't believe I used that smiley face" smiley face ... }

OK , I've spent enough time on this, now y'all gotta LINK it.

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Rogue rhymes with Ogre
like
Rouge "rhymes" with Ooze

in-between is Ochre Jelly
 

[Johannixx]

Don't lie, you'd hit it.

[Banor]

Awaken DM Golem cast Confusion on Banor (Will Save roll = 1 + 10 = Fail)

huuuuuu 

[awaken DM golem]

Johanixxx
umm ... nope I'm not gonna contribute to that family's problems.
Kathy Griffin can run around with Levi Johnston all she wants.

Banor
See, the whole point, is rouGe is the incorrect spelling, and it happens over and over
... and o v e r , again. Now we have a nice little dumping ground for the spelling lesson.
This is not to say I don't mis-spell words, I do.
This is not to say I didn't dis-spell your "Confusion" ... it takes a Slippery Mind to blah blah blah this one.

EDIT - wait !
Banor, how the  did I get a +10 on my "attack" modifier ??

[Banor]

Banor, how the   did I get a +10 on my "attack" modifier ??

That was soooo wierd that I had to use rules from a distant past.

And yet i'm still confused, I suspect you are an Orbizard

[awaken DM golem]

Nope, I'm a Psion so I don't exist yet in 4e.
otoh - Blingy the Psicrystal is empowering me as I speak, so ... who knows what's up.

See what happens when you don't believe in the tooth fairy or pun-pun ?!