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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2009, 04:32:53 PM » |
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And now we have a variant of the commoner bomb. 3 million monks, all compacted down to a 5 foot cube. 3 million commoners say the command words, and BOOM!
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Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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Prime32
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2009, 04:33:57 PM » |
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Dragonborn (breath) warforged monk, unarmed strike has hideaway property. In hideaway form, the bundle resembles a briefcase. Take one as your cohort. Take five levels of paladin or two levels of prestige paladin and designate him as your special mount - he now has +2 LA but you can share spells with him. Use Devoted Tracker to boost his power a little if you feel it necessary. Use prestidigitation to turn his body bright colours. Give him a bag of holding/portable hole/kobold trapping thingy as an embedded component (ie. one that cannot be removed) on his face. Put those wand-containing components on his arms. Enter the hole, put on a visor and look out through the opening. You are now Iron Man.  Let's say Artificer X/Cloistered cleric 2/Prestige paladin 3/Beastmaster 1 |
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Hijax
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« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2010, 05:50:56 AM » |
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Dragonborn (breath) warforged monk, unarmed strike has hideaway property. In hideaway form, the bundle resembles a briefcase. Take one as your cohort. Take five levels of paladin or two levels of prestige paladin and designate him as your special mount - he now has +2 LA but you can share spells with him. Use Devoted Tracker to boost his power a little if you feel it necessary. Use prestidigitation to turn his body bright colours. Give him a bag of holding/portable hole/kobold trapping thingy as an embedded component (ie. one that cannot be removed) on his face. Put those wand-containing components on his arms. Enter the hole, put on a visor and look out through the opening. You are now Iron Man. Let's say Artificer X/Cloistered cleric 2/Prestige paladin 3/Beastmaster 1beastmaster? isn't that animals only? |
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« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2010, 03:31:53 PM » |
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How about this? Seeing as speaking the command word should be a free action, spear somebody with it, and then say the command word? How much extra, unavoidable damage would that be I wonder.... The fun for a warforged monk here is simply great. Now, can we make a Transformer?  That would need some sort of transformational ability. Polymorph could work, as could a slightly redone druid. hmmmm |
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« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2010, 04:28:17 PM » |
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How about this? Seeing as speaking the command word should be a free action, spear somebody with it, and then say the command word? How much extra, unavoidable damage would that be I wonder.... The fun for a warforged monk here is simply great. Now, can we make a Transformer? That would need some sort of transformational ability. Polymorph could work, as could a slightly redone druid. hmmmm At the very least, you have Minicons. |
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I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle. The book doesn't even exist! Quotes: By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life. hiicantcomeupwithacharacterthatisntaghostwhyisthatamijustretardedorsomething
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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2011, 01:48:12 AM » |
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read!
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Mudkipz
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« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2011, 10:02:20 PM » |
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Place it on a set of armor spikes, a spiked shield, and spiked gauntlets. Congratulations, you are now a hedgehog.
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2011, 02:58:13 PM » |
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Lol, I did something similar with the shuriken buying cheat, but my DM refused to let me buy less than 50 shurikens in a bundle
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« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2011, 06:55:08 PM » |
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Wildshape Monk. Throw on Sizing and Hideaway.
Wait... Brilliant Energy Monk? Would they be able to walk through anything but an organic, living wall?
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Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn." Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn." Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn." Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me." On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me. probably over on "Off-topic". might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post. This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu". |
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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2011, 08:42:13 PM » |
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Wildshape Monk. Throw on Sizing and Hideaway.
Wait... Brilliant Energy Monk? Would they be able to walk through anything but an organic, living wall?
Technically, yes. Just get a fly speed, or you'll be falling through dirt, stone, etc. |
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nijineko
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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2011, 09:09:09 PM » |
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make sure you have a way to breathe... ^^
brilliant energy monk... never occurred to me that i would see the day when d&d would replicate something from synnibarr.
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Amechra
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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2011, 09:17:41 PM » |
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One Raptoran Monk MADE OF LASERS coming up!
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Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn." Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn." Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn." Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me." On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me. probably over on "Off-topic". might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post. This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu". |
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« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2011, 01:22:15 AM » |
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ROFL!
What about dancing or everdancing monks?
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Amechra
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2011, 02:43:21 AM » |
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A Necropolitan Lifedrinker Monk is scary...
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Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn." Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn." Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn." Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me." On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me. probably over on "Off-topic". might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post. This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu". |
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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2011, 03:19:24 AM » |
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What about dancing or everdancing monks?
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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2011, 03:46:54 AM » |
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A Necropolitan Lifedrinker Monk is scary...
Recurring villain, I call dibs! |
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« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2011, 08:01:34 AM » |
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What about dancing or everdancing monks?
Have you ever seen The Tuxedo (Jackie Chan)? Yeah, it was pretty crappy, but a good model of a dancing monk  |
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Amechra
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« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2011, 08:49:53 PM » |
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Be sure to give your enchanted Lifedrinker monk the FEAT! Known as Lightning Fists, and from the book called Sword and Fist (never updated, so it's kosher.)
What does it do, you ask? Well, for the cost of 4 monk levels (guh) and a couple of other things (really cheap stuff), you can get TWO EXTRA ATTACKS ON EVERY FULL ATTACK, ON TOP OF THOSE FROM FLURRY OF BLOWS. With a -5 penalty on all attacks, of course, but, hey, their AC is going down each time you punch them in the face...
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Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn." Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn." Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn." Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me." On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me. probably over on "Off-topic". might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post. This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu". |
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« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2011, 09:12:32 PM » |
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Nice! I forgot about that one! Maybe use that and Snap Kick?
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Amechra
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« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2011, 12:31:03 AM » |
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Sure. Here, I'll give you a build stub:
Necropolitan Goliath Psychic Warrior 12/X 8, with the Soulbound Weapon ACF, with a Monk as your chosen weapon, Throw Ally, and Overchannel.
Lifedrinker is effectively a +1 enhancement from reverse engineering. Speed is a +3 enhancement. Might want to get some permanent form of Returning on your Monk
Your weapon: Necropolitan Halfling Monk 20, with Battle Jump, Snap Kick, Lightning Fists, Flying Kick, and some way to get Pounce.
Essentially, assuming X is not Full BAB, you get 4 attacks throwing the monk, who gets (3 base+1 Snap Kick+2 Lightning Fists+2 Flurry of Blows+1 Speed) 9 attacks for every one you get. And each attack drains 2 levels from your target.
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Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn." Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn." Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn." Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me." On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me. probably over on "Off-topic". might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post. This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu". |
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