Demand for?: Post an organization.

[Hinthas]

Saved a bunch of these to start off again but is there a demand?

[Tema69]

Post'em. I really enjoyed readin 'em, and I'm sure they can prove useful for pretty much anybody.

[trappedslider]

Pst them all the wyau p the very last one that has been done and we can go form there.

[Hinthas]

This is a collection of these of various authors.

Influence Peddlers
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. This group started small like any other company, slowly if not very underhandedly, and progressed to a position of high importance. Need answers to the SAT? Got 'em. You want the head of the local Home Owners Association to give it a rest? Just pick out the flowers. Trying to get that prestigious Governor position? We have just the vixen for your foe.

Secret
Influence Peddlers are not above doing ANYTHING to achieve the goals of the customer and have listings for support structures for nearly everything to do it with. I mean that.

Dark Secret
During one of the dealings to satisfy a contract, the management of Influence Peddlers came into contact with a being (Space Alien, Demon, Applicable SUPER BAD GUY) that happened to humor a conversation with the management. "Kill who, where?" was the short of the conversation that lauded many other exchangeable resources. "TASTY." *BUURRRPPP*

I've been hearing messages about a few groups. Their names are: Right Click Junkies, Stuck Monkeys, and Death Sled Rejects.

Stuck Monkeys

The Stuck Monkeys are a university writers' club, wih chapters all over the country. The club represents a collaborative effort between student writers to help them perfect their craft. The club hosts online and offline meetings where students come to seek advice for their current work. Many alumni also frequent the message boards. The Stuck Monkeys' name refers to the proverb of 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters, attempting to recreate the works of Shakepeare.

Secret: There are some disgruntled members of the Stuck Monkeys, who believe that the organization represents the homogenization of literature, and panders to the lowest common denominator. They have actively attempted to sabotage others' work by seeding it with already-published material. Though advice is appreciated, the Monkeys frown on plagiarism.

Super Secret: While anyone is free to join, only a select few are permitted into the highest ranks in the club. These individuals are permitted to judge other Monkeys' works for publishing in the club's monthly e-zine. Part of the initiation involves the Ritual of the Monkey, where a pledge is blindfolded behind a mechanical typewriter, and then has 1000 minutes to produce a written work that the current judges deem worthy of their acceptance.

Some of the Stuck Monkeys like to hang out with the Right-Click Junkies (sorry, I couldn't let that one pass), and they all are interested in what's going on with Yellow Dog Publishing

RIGHT CLICK JUNKIES
Everyone wants to be the next Vince Flynn, Tom Clancy or WEB Griffen. Even the fellas over at Stuck Monkeys. While originally RCJ started as a Technical Writing and Underwriter firm called RCJ Unlimited, they progressively ventured into more and more Defense and R&D contracts. Its said the staffers are issued a laptop and body armor in the same minute when they're hired and are expected to do LOTS of field work.

SECRET
RCJ staffers have been invited to every International Arms Expo, Super Science Fair, and Concept Car Show since the mid '90's. They have one of the most complete databases of vehicular, technical, and machinery items known. Tech writers sometimes get bored and thats where the accidental marketing (borrowing copy/paste) of said items come into play. Books are wrote (with some omissions) and money flows with revenue agreements for the involved parties.

SUPER SECRET
The leadership of RCJ is constantly changing every five or so years because the various innovations that have been made in the interested fields. One constants RCJ has fixed is the historical appreciation and application of developments in the said fields. Currently the position is held by a Texas fellow with a strange fixation of .45's Pistols, IOWA Battleship, and anything that goes BOOM.

Even a Texas sized appetite can want for more of anything.That's where the groups of Phalanx Unlimited, Chain Brothers, and Ziggy's Last come in. I wonder why?

Yellow Dog Publishing
Writing books that land on best seller list or get movie transformations is one thing. Writing books that change a country's National Policy is a different creature altogether.

Yellow Dog is a company that has a group of "consultants" that analyzes, among other things, National Defence Policy of various countries. Solicited or not. Disturbingly enough the info provided is, more often times than not, very accurate to embarrassingly glaring details. Its the disgruntled Stuck Monkey members that usually "find" themselves here.

SECRET
To say that Yellow Dog has their fingers in many pies would be an extreme understatement. It seems a fanatical interest in governmental logistics and application thereof is a prerequisite to be a employee. Big Deal? It is when these guys appear to be orchestrating a world domination scheme that makes Neo-Cons look like one legged last place finishers in a Iron Man contest.

SUPER SECRET
You could guess it might be "Toy Envy" of the RCJ contacts or the thrill of working alongside of Influence Peddler agents, but the "consultants" at Yellow Dog REALLY LOVE their job. Yellow Dog members go all over the world, have linguists that speak every dialect of the modern world, have maps that are equal to/better than the best stuff of American alphabet organizations, and have an awesome retirement program. They are not accountable to anyone outside their organizations and often times negotiate settlements of small "kingdoms" inside client nations for elder members. Complete with airstrips on every one of them.

Lately Yellow Dog has been taking an interest in:the Ice Lords, Red Arrow Front, and Halek Corp. Curious....

Red Arrow Front

Top Secret: The Red Arrow Front is the highly secretive paramilitary wing of the Red Cross. These elite commando medics are on call to deploy in areas of the world deemed too politically unstable for normal responders. Their "red-bag" operations include distributing medical supplies to civilians trapped in warzones, and counter-bioterrorism.

Super Secret: Some members of the Red Arrow Front view warlords and terrorists as a plague upon society that must be cured. While never officially sanctioned, they have carried out assassinations and used "enhanced interrogation techniques" such as "infectious exposure" and "unelective surgery."

Exclusive Secret: The Red Arrow Front confiscates all bioweapons and bioweapon materials that they find. Some are destroyed, and some are stored in a top-secret warehouse. While it's never been done, some people have discussed the possibility of using these weapons against the world's enemies. If they did, it could be a global health disaster...

What would the Armadillo Coalition or Raspberry Systems do if they knew more?...

Armadillo Coalition

Armadillo Coalition is a group of programmers devoted to writing information protection programs of the highest quality, usually under contract of other organizations such as Right Click Junkies. They have a sub-corps assigned to more wide-spread programs such as firewalls and antivirus programs.

Secret: The Armadillo Coalition has been commissioned several times to write and distribute faulty security programs for the purpose of gathering information on suspected internet criminals. The Armadillo Coalition consists primarily of former hackers, so getting the aforementioned program onto a criminal's computer without him noticing is an easy task... especially when they only need to "upgrade" one of their own programs.

Super-Secret: The Armadillo Coalition has the keys to every single edition of every single one of their own programs stored away in an undisclosed location. It is often the case that they use these keys to learn more about their customers, and use any critical information they obtain as potential blackmailing material.

I've heard they've hired the U.S. Polo Assassins and Raspberry Systems several times before.

That would probably explain why the RCJ Tech Dept has had the SAME budget since '85. Check that one off the list...

RASPBERRY SYSTEMS
Even with all the nation's problems with water shortages, the Upscale, Insured, and Licensed landscaping firm of RASPBERRY SYSTEMS continues to dominate the industry through results. There's not a single home that isn't entitled to the progressive gardening techniques that RASPBERRY SYSTEMS can achieve but usually its the celebrities, statesmen, government offices, and oddball organizations that can afford these services.

SECRET
RASPBERRY SYSTEMS is what happens to the Environmental Sciences geeks that also have a strong bent for technical equipment and formulating "super soils" that will grow anything. With a strange fertilizer composition and the right water and soil mixture, they are able to grow fantastic flora arrangements and have a technical application. Using the "potato theory", they were able to manufacture automated sensors that "read" the chemical composition of the soil and react accordingly. These sensors paved the way for billable "check ups" and even the timely opportunity for increased services.

SUPER SECRET
Who's Where doing What? That's the $64,000 question. Everyone pays for information and not everyone wants to be involved. Those sensors also gave way to Electronic Scramblers, Trim and Pane Micro-Vibration Emitters, and Fiber Optic Visual/Audio Sensors. Not all the time do those "check ups" serve the customer. The Scramblers and Vibration Emitters can be turned off at a moments notice and thats when the Vis/Aud sensors kick in. You can imagine the things that notorious (and other types) people do and what they'll pay to make things "go away". Thank the DIRT for Off Shore accounts.

RASPBERRY SYSTEMS is used to being ground pounders and when some tech firm throws a contract at 'em, "Three bags full, sir". Did that blade of grass just look at me? Too much time in the sun. I wonder what its like at Fifth Monday, Burnt Ice or the one with the crazy picture and weird name. The SnufAlufaFish.

SNUFALAFISH
Deep Sea and even Near Sea operations have always suffered the same problems. Diver and Equipment endurance. There has been many attempts to solve this problem, some more successful than others, but not many addressed the problem of having a "sterile" or "lifeless" environment to work in. Divers have always been a "funny" breed of folks and don't usually fit in with people or landlubbers topside.

The SnufAlufaFish started as one such sterile environment that added on an engineering bay, then research station, then maintenance facility, then bigger and better amenities. Using contractors that worked on the various Disney and Seaworld projects, this facility was able to gain more personality and working space by branching out into the deeper sea floor. The main enclosed corridor is a five mile stretch of concrete that has a central electric tram running its length at a 30degree pitch. Modular sealed units and sub-corridors branch off of that to support industrial electrical projects like Wave generators or resource programs like kelp farms or other Deep Sea projects.

Everyone needs a place for Downtime and this is where the SnufAlufaFish fits in. The "retro" crowd that designed the main facility grew up on shows like Sesame Street and remembered the beasty named Snufalufagus. Amusingly enough, some divers sounded this congested when they would complete a dive and the name fit. Just needed an alteration of sorts. Not many places around the world are the lavatory facilities labeled as Merman and Mermaid.

SECRET
Having an undersea lounge with beautiful scenery was a definite crowd pleaser that eventually turned into something like the old coffee houses of Europe.The SnufAlufaFish, with its crowd of divers both civilian and ex-military, have progressively become disenfranchised with the Modern World and its excuses for failed leadership. There is a progressive movement amongst MANY of of the full time inhabitants to secede from the world and declare their sovereignty. Half as many have wondered WHY it hasn't happened already....

DARK SECRET
The ATLANTEAN INITIATIVE is the label the peoples have given this movement and the ex-military divers have already sectioned off the the nearby seas into Operation Areas. Ocean biologists have cultivated resistant strains of aquatic toxins from both flora and fauna to paralyze and decimate topside residents when introduced to water supplies. Ex-Frogman have coordinated with agencies for massive supplies of explosives and other lethal devices for their dirty deeds. Very soon this plan going to be implemented, its just a matter of when....

How do these other agencies fit in called: Death Sled Rejects, Chain Brothers, and the Ranth Beasts?
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[Neema]

Here's two groups, both similar yet differrent; the first fights globalization and stands for nationalism and the preservation of cultures across the world, for they see globalization as a force that wishes to make everyone the same, and the paladins of knowledge seek to preserve knowledge while fighting ignorance. Both on the outside seem as simple protesters, but they both have radicals who seek to use violence for their ways. I'll post more in a bit, right now gotta get my sister a ride; someone drank a bit too much at a party

The Anti-Globalization Front

The Paladins of Knowledge

[Hinthas]

Those sound great. If you were to use the form we've used originally, it might be easier to understand. I would suggest not posting both at the same time and use one or the other as a backup when things get "mighty slow". Creativity breeds more creativity and helps keep the lifeblood flowing.

[Neema]

What you want first; People who have ideas for long-term relatively minor terrorist stuff before a possible apocalyptic future, or a group that believes in order to save humankind, they must bring about a large conflict which could possibly drive mankind into apocalyptic situations?

[Hinthas]

Whatever you feel like posting.

"Normally" with this game its:
1) Post organization and public face. (Name of organization)
2) What's "behind the scenes". (Secret)
3) What's REALLY going on. (Super/Dark Secret)
4) Post a few names possible of next organization to be scripted and next poster picks up there and the cycle continues.

If you have a "pet" organization that only you want to script out, thats fine. That would probably be best handled as a extension to your original post underneath. I would suggest that you NOT get firm on one concept of what your name suggestion is. The next guy might have a different idea of what the organization might be.

In my AD&D game at Ft Bragg I used to do something called "To the Left". This was basically that you created a character and at completion, you handed that character to the player on the left. The thought is that you already have a idea in your head as to what YOU want your character's concept and personality to be but what would the next guy do different? I enjoy this game because its kinda like that.

The main point is to have fun with this game. In the Right Click Junkies organization, I was poking fun at/paying homage to one of our Board Heroes on the WOTC boards. He's former military and so am I so that kind of bantering is acceptable. I thought the "Ritual of the Monkey" challenge on the Stuck Monkeys organization was a cool tie-in to that 1000 Monkeys/Shakespeare proverb.

Another fun idea is the "Six degrees of Separation" concept. I've tried to intermingle the organization's business interests and the other posters picked up on this (BIG THANX btw!!! ) which makes for a detailed story/plot line down the road for somebody's d20 Modern game.

In the end, just have fun.
Doug

[Hinthas]

To kickstart this again...

PHALANX UNLIMITED
The conspiracy nuts and kooks out there would have you believe that RFID chips in humans is wrong. We disagree. As a matter of fact, we here at Phalanx Unlimited believe that there should ALWAYS be an unlimited impenetrable line of security between you and those that wish to do you harm. This is where our Biometrics Division comes in and wants to help guarantee you that safeguard. In the end, if you can't trust yourself, who can you trust? Thats why we're here for you. We're Phalanx Unlimited.

SECRET
As it turns out, maybe the kooks and conspiracy nuts were right. Sure, Phalanx Unlimited does exactly what it says its going to do. Record fingerprints, retina scans, blood samples, mother's maiden name, the works. But it also records athletic achievements, highest education levels, criminal records, medical history, and psychological makeup. Military and Law Enforcement backgrounds are also checked and these "special" customers get a discounted rate for being "Patriots". The same for those of extreme physical fitness. They're called "Olympians".

DARK SECRET
While all of the other accounts are pleasantly received, its the Patriot and Olympian accounts that are pampered. From these accounts do the scientists and biological engineers draw genetic data from for the vats of clones that are being grown to form armies. What better source of genetic material to draw from then the very types that you would try to recreate? Always a constant trial and error process to perfect these clones and what doesn't survive the process gets grounded up to become Protein Intake-Burger next week sometime. Care is taken to retrieve the RFID chip that way it can be put back into circulation.

A majority of the clones have survived the process and are now being trained for multiple customers. Those being the new United States Military Forces, the United Nation Security Forces, Yellow Dog Publishing, and Roman International to name a few. But that could all be a lie too. Names and and faces start looking the same after a while....

Phalanx Unlimited isn't a stand alone company. It draws from the following companies: WestCraft, Ranth Beasts, and MT-8. Get a team together and find out why... but be careful and don't get dead.

[Neema]

Here's one from the list of names you gave earlier Hinthas; i got an idea for the other two but they arnt as clear as this one. I also need to pan out something with my AGN.

The Chain Brothers:
A biker gang with a chaingang past and little of a future.
Agenda: Make money however possible; Become the #1 biker gang in the U.S.
Structure: President, 7-person high council, lower council, generals, lietenants, footsoldiers.
Requisition Limit: 30, illegal

Public View:

The Chain Brothers, or the "CB" as they are sometimes called, is a large biker gang located in the South, dealing in drug trafficing and sales, extortion, protection, murder-for-hire, and plenty of white collar crimes, just like other gangs. However, what unites the CB isn't the color of the skin, nor is it their leather biker jackets with their logo on the back; instead, it is how each and every member had served atleast a 5 year or more sentence in prison, which is the same place the new members hear and get recruited into the CB oftenly.

They're past also differs from the Hells Angels; they weren't founded by former military men seeking a new thrill after combat. Instead, the CB was founded by a 1920 chain gang that escaped the law in Virginia and ran away to the South, hence why the gang is called the Chain Brothers.  Between 1920 and 1950, they were simply a criminal enterprise made up of a few ex or escaped convicts that worked various jobs for whoever wanted work, from angry housewives sick of their husbands to Mafiosos seeking Southern riches.

Their numbers grew over time, and bloomed when they went from criminal crew to biker gang. Then in the 1960s , they got involved with the drug trade first as middle men but then became dealers themselves. The introduction of the drug trade to the CB is the end of their changes in the public eye, except for how the drugs of the days keep on changing, the bikes they ride are getting ever powerful, and their arsenal and numbers grow.

Secret:
The gang is starting to argue with itself; the newer generation of the CB keep on going against CB rules, doing things like drug rip-offs, robbing non-gang members, and not caring who gets in the way of drive-by attacks. Theres rumors that the fighting between the two generations may start, but so far there are no blows exchanged, only punishments and new CB laws pushed.

Also, the President and many of the High Council are now paranoid over being watched. Many of the high council now live reclusivly in their homes, and do their meetings over Webcam, making many of their members no even know who the high council or their president are. Their only life line to the council and the president are through a messenger man of sorts named David Whitesmith. He types down the Webcam Meetings, like a court room reporter, then in a seperate file type up whatever the council wants to say to the masses, from new rules to simple support

Top Secret:

The President of the CB, Anthony Black, has been fighting with Turbuculosis and old age for the past years. He has always fought hard, but it seems his end is near, with him now restricted to his bed that is now hooked up with a lot of medical gear and nurses. With his children uninterested in leading the CB, and Anthony not saying who gets his Seat in the CB, many of the higher council are grabbing for power; some are plotting each others deaths, others are plotting a coup d'etat of the CB.

Furthermore, there is an upcommer in the CB's young generation, "General" Vincent Lionheart, who is plotting for the younger generation to secede from the CB and form their own biker gang. He's already got plenty of New Generation Generals that support him and could bring with them their men and he knows how he wants the new crew to act and rule. All he is waiting for is a good reason to seperate publicly; a hit from the older generation to kill off the younger generation, signs of weaknesses in the council, or all the council suddennly "Disappearing"

Super Dark Secret:

David Whitesmith, the "court reporter" and messenger of the Council, is actually an FBI informant. The FBI has it so whatever happens on his computer screen is taped, including the Webcam meetings. The FBI have all the info they need to bring many gang members down. Its just a matter of waiting for the gang to get weaker before oging in for the arrests, so it won't possibly reform with a new council.

Business: The CB do whatever gets payed, as long as they get payed good and upfront. They don't care much about their employer as long as they arn't feds and they arn't rival biker gangs...thats when they demand even more cash. So its reasonable for them to be hired as an odd security group for a very large college club meeting(Stuck Monkeys), to rob surplus military weaponry/armor stores only for their customer to get a feel to it that the Military might not allow (RJC), or help plant some drugs in the backseat of a rival's limo before calling in an anonymous tip (Influence Peddler)

I think this is an interesting group I made x.x; You could pretty much have the game revolve around them if you wanted, or have them do a lot of dirtywork in the background. took a bit to write up though.

Name that could be for an interesting group; ME-105, Kardon's Warriors, The Sqaure,

[Tema69]

Those two new ones are great! 
I'll start posting here for real after my exams ...

[Hinthas]

Thank you, Senor'! Always a pleasure to give back to the community.

Study hard and just enjoy the show for now.
Doug

[Hinthas]

Kardon's Warriors
In the time of Vincent Lionheart's days on the road, it was in Georgia where he had a particularly unusual night "out in the sticks". Drug use amongst the bikers was common and happened to be the flavor of the moment when a Very large armadillo walked up on Lionheart. "Are you the Lizard King?" came the hazy and mumbled query. "No, I am called Kardon. I am a victim. An escaped refugee from the Redstone Labs near here. I have others with me that have escaped also. You are the first that have not fled after seeing me." "Well.....no shit." Its not often your hallucination has an articulated conversation with you. That it looked like something out of an R. Crumb book was even better. Damn amusing in fact.

In the morning when Lionheart's head had cleared and the animal people were STILL THERE, it occurred to him that he had ran into a few opportunities of a timely manner. All of the greedy thoughts came in at once but he had felt a kinship with Kardon and his "tribe". Selling them out wouldn't do. He always wanted to be Free, why not them? They were just a different type of freak of society.

SECRET
Kardon and his crew were some of the US military's experiments on Defence Moreau Applications that were held at the Redstone Arsenal. In a successfull "jailbreak", he and the twenty three other moreau's vigorously exited the grounds and have been running ever since. Kardon was an armadillo crossbreed that was designed to have a Kevlar like shell when he grew into maturity. These shells could possibly be grown and massed produced for service members overseas. A segmented armor of sorts. Like the other moreau's, he developed a tactical aptitude that prolonged his "shelf life". The analysts noticed this and directed the training in another direction.


DEEP SECRET
It was only recently that Kardon ran into "King Richard", as he likes to call Lionheart, and learned how REAL human society works. What its like not to be poked, prodded, examined, and exhaustively trained sometimes at the end of a cattle prod. Although the government food was good and forced breeding programs had their appeal, Kardon resented that the White Lab Coat Men still thought of them as THINGS. Things to be mutilated at a whim or killed when the testing was over. Didn't they see that he was a Living Being??? It's MURDER, not euthanization. Murder. And they would pay...ALL of them. Even the King when it was his time.


So with this insanity what do the following organizations have to do it? HOOPER'S EXPRESS, Jingle service, and Fiji-Naki Deadside. We can only wonder...


   

[Tema69]

I luv the idea of kevlar plated armadillo's that can produce segmented armour for troops. I'm gonna be using that in a game for sure!


Hmmm... My next drawing project is gonna be a humanoid armadillo that can do this.


"Incoming Artillery? No problem, just let me roll up in a ball. What? ...cover? Nooo... I don't need that."

[Hinthas]

The armadillo thing was inspired by an occurrence in Airborne school. I'll tell you about it sometime.

[Tema69]

Airborne Armadillo Balls of Death! Wow... you keep amazing me. - I'm looking forward to that story.

PS: Wuhuu. Finished my exams! 

Edit: drawing a humanoid armadillo is kinda hard... 
But cool 

[Hinthas]

I was thinking Kardon looked more like a taller musclebound version of Fast Eddie from the Ice Age2 movie. 

Oh, Gratz on finishing up your exams. Now you can start posting your own Crackery. (thats a colloquialism, means: def1- Erratic behaviour inspired by illegal crack/cocaine druguse i.e. Crackheads; def2-Extremely radical or unconventional thinking that leans towards insanity. Used in a sentence to appraise a chaotic/illogical situation: WTF is this Crackery?)

We're going with definition 2 here. I LIKE a good Freakshow.
Doug

[Tema69]

Haven't seen Ice Age 2, unfortunately. But that's gonna be fixed in a few hours - online movies ftw.

I'm gonna get to posting stuff here real soon.

[Layla Minogue]

Sweet, this was one of my favorite flavors of thread on the old board. Mmm...stringy. Anyway, back to it.

The Fiji-Naki Deadside

There's a certain clique of students who have been getting some curious attention in their Tokyo high school. Usually they wear all black, but sometimes they mix it up with lab coats and surgeons' scrubs, and they accessorize with medical tools and doctors' bags. They listen to depressing music and fall asleep in class a lot. Maybe they're using drugs...they do have an odd paleness in their skin. Those kids are really weird...

SECRET

The FND don't like to reveal details about their gatherings to outsiders. Not only would they get scared, but it could interfere with their data. The FND has been running late-night experiments centered around death. They use their collection of old hospital equipment to monitor a volunteer members' life signs during the session. Various methods are used to bring a member to the verge of death. After being revived, the patient is expected to report on their findings. The club never lacks for a volunteer; you have to get on the table to be admitted as a member. Most members of the FND believe that their experiments will open themselves up to the spirit world, as well.

SUPER SECRET

That belief might not be wrong. Some members already think the experiments might be going too far. They've had some close calls with a few of the revivals. Some think that the experiments with dead animals and necrotic tissue go against the natural order. And some patients' descriptions of what they saw after their heart rate fell have just been too vivid. And when one patient started to exhibit low-level psychic ability, it was hard to dismiss as an anomaly. Too bad the more fainthearted members of the club are afraid of what might happen if they decide to leave.

What would One In The Bush or The Circle of Salt think of such a dangerous lifestyle?

[Hinthas]

Perhaps they should asked for Atonement. (worked for Kevin Bacon's character) Speaking of Atonement...

ONE IN THE BUSH
There are many examples throughout the Christian Bible, Torah, Quran, and other religious texts, of the Voice of God speaking HIS wisdom to whatever recipient happen to be available at the time. The ONE IN THE BUSH organization is a non-denominational religious entity that preaches  the underlining theme of all of these books. Love thy fellow man and be righteous in your actions. Indifference hurts ALL men of all walks of life. That is the message of the ONE IN THE BUSH organization. Its with this guidance that they have traveled the world and harangued the UN body for Negligence of Action and Willful Corruption of its members.

SECRET
With such an embarrassing amount of accuracy, the UN and other assorted world bodies have made it a point to recruit experts from all over to find out just where the hell the ONE IN THE BUSH organization is getting their information. Its considerably hard to perform such an act without admitting guilt in the process by these world bodies. They simply claim that they are responding to "internal audits" on their procedural practices. This does have the benefit of ensuring ethical practices but sometimes at the cost of shorting resources of other world bodies. Robbing Peter to pay Paul, you might say.

DEEP SECRET
Armageddon IS coming. The ONE IN THE BUSH organization is the first wave of Angels that have started their appraisal process for "The Man  Upstairs". Just because humans have a goofy concept of justice, doesn't mean Angels subscribe to the same theory. They've watched for many thousands of years what these creatures have done to the gift that the FATHER  has given them and just scratched their heads in bafflement. Many might even claim its an Abominable Mess. The same amount of Angels have been brushing up on Tarantino's version of the Bible verse Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."   

Pull out the shades, they're on a mission from GOD.  8)

What other unethical groups have been bothering the ONE IN THE BUSH organization? There's Ziggy's Last,  Ice Lords, and Tom's European Freakshow to name a few.