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« Reply #420 on: December 17, 2009, 08:20:52 AM » |
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Wow, religious offense, movie criticism AND homophobia in the same insult. I don't think I could do better.
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« Reply #421 on: December 17, 2009, 09:40:55 AM » |
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Well, it's missing a "your mom", but thats some seriously Maximized Offensiveness there.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #422 on: December 17, 2009, 09:48:00 AM » |
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« Reply #423 on: December 17, 2009, 12:07:07 PM » |
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I got a new job today. Probably won't start until the first of the year, but i get to take home as much as i am now and have really good insurance.
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #424 on: December 17, 2009, 01:44:51 PM » |
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The goal of power is power. - idk We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head. Anim-manga sux.  |
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« Reply #425 on: December 17, 2009, 02:37:02 PM » |
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Amazing work bhu, you just earned yourself four balls of yarn, 5 oz. of catnip and six cans of tuna.
Edit: Finally cold outside, a week ago you would think it was autumn, now the thermometer shows -25 centigrades and the snot freeze when I breath in through my nose, this is winter
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« Reply #426 on: December 18, 2009, 06:14:31 AM » |
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Wow, religious offense, movie criticism AND homophobia in the same insult. I don't think I could do better.
You know the sad part is that Frankie is supposed to be a badass gangsta man selling street drugs in his off time. Apparently badass gangsta mans aren't hat they used to be. |
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« Reply #427 on: December 18, 2009, 06:52:45 AM » |
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They're too busy collecting bling now.
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« Reply #428 on: December 21, 2009, 09:05:51 PM » |
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Laughing at being a Finn. Just got back home utterly wasted after walking a few miles in heaps of snow, got here and had some vodka and now I am actually feel superior to the guy who, in a song, is described to be a bitter asshole, who has lost all hope in his life. Dear lord, I love being so pessimistic!
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #429 on: December 22, 2009, 03:55:39 AM » |
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I have internet again and an apartment (shared with 2 friends) instead of a worn out student corridor! I need to make a happy dance...
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« Reply #430 on: December 23, 2009, 08:33:14 AM » |
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I'm so full...  Just finished eating a full-on turkey dinner that my wife made for our xmas party. |
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« Reply #431 on: December 23, 2009, 08:42:16 AM » |
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I'm so full... Just finished eating a full-on turkey dinner that my wife made for our xmas party. I'm finally beginning to NOT envy Jolt's life. |
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« Reply #432 on: December 23, 2009, 10:55:49 AM » |
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I'm so full... Just finished eating a full-on turkey dinner that my wife made for our xmas party. I'm finally beginning to NOT envy Jolt's life. Heresy! Turkey dinner is second only to tex-mex!  |
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« Reply #433 on: December 23, 2009, 10:59:56 AM » |
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[Homer] Tex-mex turkey dinner... drool [/Homer]
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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still retarded. I made a Handbook!? |
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« Reply #434 on: December 23, 2009, 12:18:18 PM » |
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I'm so full... Just finished eating a full-on turkey dinner that my wife made for our xmas party. I'm finally beginning to NOT envy Jolt's life. Heresy! Turkey dinner is second only to tex-mex! I wasn't referring to that, but you get my point.  |
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« Reply #435 on: December 23, 2009, 11:43:40 PM » |
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I got 3 A's and 2 B+'s this quarter!!! I'm so happy!!!
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
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« Reply #436 on: December 30, 2009, 06:54:30 PM » |
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Laughing at my so called vacation. It's been ages since I've been this tired, but, luckily, for all the right reasons. Soon school starts again and I get to sleep.
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #437 on: December 31, 2009, 12:03:21 PM » |
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Today is my favorite holiday in the whole year: Taco Day!!! That, and New Year's Eve. For thirty years or so, my Aunt has held this tradition of serving tacos on New Year's Eve, and that's just delicious. Thanksgiving is awesome; it's a holiday centered around eating. Taco Day is better because it's a holiday centered around eating tacos. Eat that, Puritans! Here's hoping I eat as much as possible while still being able to move later.  |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #438 on: January 07, 2010, 03:37:41 PM » |
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Due to my current diet and exercise regimen, I have lost 3 pounds in the last week. I am calling that a success.
I have made the decision to lose some weight. Not to impress women or anything juvenile like that, but because I'm motherfucking awesome and I deserve to have a nice body.
I have always been strong and had impressive endurance, but I've always carried extra weight on my frame. I'm sure if I got a bit leaner and had less dead weight, I could be very formidable.
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« Reply #439 on: January 07, 2010, 03:46:21 PM » |
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What's your current exercise regimen, Count? Got any good tips?
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