AfterCrescent
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« Reply #220 on: October 13, 2009, 03:24:26 PM » |
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 I love that, Count.
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« Reply #221 on: October 13, 2009, 03:38:18 PM » |
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M2: Yoritomo turns towards you, kamas flashing as she runs. What's your AC?
Kori: MY ASS!
Me: Your ass has a pretty high AC, I've been trying to hit that for years and I keep missing.
Rest of the group: ...
Me: Wait, did I just say that out loud?
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #222 on: October 19, 2009, 01:45:14 PM » |
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I am in an awesome mood. In one day I went from being behind schedule at work to ahead in less than one day.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #223 on: October 21, 2009, 06:10:41 PM » |
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #224 on: October 22, 2009, 12:50:20 AM » |
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Send it over here emissary. My dog's killing me with his nuclear farts.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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« Reply #225 on: October 22, 2009, 03:52:15 AM » |
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Tshern
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« Reply #226 on: October 22, 2009, 06:40:17 AM » |
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Running out of my excellent Peruvian coffee. This means I again have the change to annoy the snot out of the local coffee shops with my odyssey to find a new brand to try.
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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emissary666
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« Reply #227 on: October 24, 2009, 11:07:16 AM » |
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Send it over here emissary. My dog's killing me with his nuclear farts.
I have the wrong kind of mask for that. Your looking for the masks with reservoirs, mine has filters. |
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #228 on: October 24, 2009, 11:15:23 AM » |
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my ice cream rocked! First time making it too.
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« Reply #229 on: October 24, 2009, 12:47:21 PM » |
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I still got my culinary skillz. Baked a cake for my dad-in-law. He loved it.  |
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CountArioch
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« Reply #230 on: October 24, 2009, 03:45:04 PM » |
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My Ted the 'Flayer costume is going well.
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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CountArioch
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« Reply #231 on: October 25, 2009, 03:32:18 AM » |
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I'm drunker than shit, and got one of the most amusing flames I've gotten in a while. I feel very good right now. ALSO, I might finally have a girlfriend. She's been through the fucking wringer, like me, and we have a lot of common ground. The two of us have similar experiences, and understand equally the darkness that dwells in the hearts of humans. Also, she is beautiful, and feels so right in my arms. I'm pretty cool right now. (And no, this isn't a woman I met at the club where I got drunk, we've been dating for a while now.)
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #232 on: October 26, 2009, 02:11:31 PM » |
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My time lap average has increased.
Here's how it works. Anyone remember me mentioning a 12-minute running test a few months back? Well... I failed. I got as far as 5 and a half laps or so (take a slice) before time ran out. So now we're training specifically for the 12-minute run test. Basically, I get my running done, and save the last 12 minutes to take at least 5 laps (aiming for 6).
Last Thursday, I did 5 laps in 12'30" or so. Today, I did 5 laps in 11'35".
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Ruam
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« Reply #233 on: October 27, 2009, 01:49:11 PM » |
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I can has more gramophone records! Bought myself everything recorded in a studio by Dire Straits (with the exception of "On every street"), some CCR, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Toto, Eagles, a live recording by The Dubliners, David Bowie and lots more the other da, the sweet sound of vinyl fills my apartment right now! 14 new albums and three singles will join my collection.
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« Reply #234 on: October 27, 2009, 02:09:01 PM » |
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3 days of RL D&D coming up starting this friday  Now just to finish the preparations... |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #235 on: October 27, 2009, 02:40:59 PM » |
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My previous time dropped to approximately 11 minutes, and my Disgaea 3 arrived this morning (with deluxe edition Demon Souls expected to arrive on Wednesday or Thursday).
All's right with the world.
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« Reply #236 on: October 27, 2009, 02:48:28 PM » |
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And how long were the laps again?
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #237 on: October 27, 2009, 09:26:18 PM » |
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400 meters.
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Tshern
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« Reply #238 on: October 27, 2009, 09:28:21 PM » |
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Alright. When I went to the army, I got 2770. Ten weeks later, I ran 3270. Both numbers would be way above average...
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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CountArioch
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« Reply #239 on: October 27, 2009, 11:25:49 PM » |
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It'd take me days to run that far. Freakin' fast people.
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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