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« Reply #100 on: October 05, 2009, 12:00:56 AM »

Perhaps Sam could use his shovel to uproot a few large bushes and use them to obscure the fact that the tree has been freshly cut at the bottom?
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« Reply #101 on: October 05, 2009, 01:04:52 AM »

"Gotcha covered again, guys."

Unas then begins charring the tree as it's base is split, to make it look like it was brought down by lightning.[/color]
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« Reply #102 on: October 05, 2009, 02:10:22 AM »

"Doesn't lightening usually strike at the top of the tree?"
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« Reply #103 on: October 05, 2009, 12:23:10 PM »

Cecil tries to stifle his chuckles at the antics of his party mates as he relaxes inside the illusionary tree stump.
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« Reply #104 on: October 05, 2009, 11:40:17 PM »

"We didn't think this through, did we? Unfortunate. Maybe we should just burn it and be done. A forest fire would surely give them pause?"
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« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2009, 09:53:44 AM »

Cecil speaks up from his hiding place "A forest fire? Seriously? You do know that we're standing in the forest you're about to set on fire, don't you?

I have it taken care of. Just relax and get into position to jump them when they show up.
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« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2009, 10:04:56 AM »

"It was a joke. I did realize the implications would be firey death, possibly." His tone is deadpan.
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« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2009, 10:06:33 AM »

"Oh ok..."
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« Reply #108 on: October 06, 2009, 10:18:49 AM »

Do you push the log under the illusion, thus allowing cecil to masquerade it with his minor image?
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« Reply #109 on: October 06, 2009, 10:21:17 AM »

Do you push the log under the illusion, thus allowing cecil to masquerade it with his minor image?
Genius advice from a mysterious voice in the sky! Cecil's god must be talking to him! Big Grin
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« Reply #110 on: October 06, 2009, 10:22:45 AM »

.... crap... i didn't realise none of you though about that, i though you did... sorry for unwanted advice Sad
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« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2009, 10:26:13 AM »

We'll just take it as divine inspiration! Cecil might become a true believer after this. Big Grin Maybe he'll even convert some of these other heathens to his cause!  
"Hey, why don't you shove that thing under the illusion, so it will not only look like a tree, but feel like one too? I can move the illusion around a bit to make it fit, and cover up the scorch marks and other signs that this tree didn't fall naturally."

Edit: If someone else wants to have their character claim this idea, I'm happy to edit it out.
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« Reply #112 on: October 06, 2009, 09:20:34 PM »

"Hey, why don't you shove that thing under the illusion, so it will not only look like a tree, but feel like one too? I can move the illusion around a bit to make it fit, and cover up the scorch marks and other signs that this tree didn't fall naturally."

"Go for it, Cecil... I just hope they actually cross this area, so all this work will pay off..." Kernon seems impatient.
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« Reply #113 on: October 06, 2009, 09:26:25 PM »

I'm just saying this here but.... Seeing as Kernon is the only muscle here, and even he can't seem to drag such a big tree, you're gonna have to get creative to move it...
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« Reply #114 on: October 06, 2009, 09:58:13 PM »

I'm just saying this here but.... Seeing as Kernon is the only muscle here, and even he can't seem to drag such a big tree, you're gonna have to get creative to move it...
They could chop some limbs off and use short sections of them as "wheels". I've actually done that IRL... Of course, chopping anything without an axe is a pain. I guess they could try Sam's handaxe.
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« Reply #115 on: October 07, 2009, 01:39:24 PM »

Zion will make another large Construct when the time is needed.
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« Reply #116 on: October 07, 2009, 01:45:19 PM »

The ectoplasmic man shapes himself from thin air, and lifts the gigantic log with the help of Kernon, a few inches off the ground, the rest of the team helping them maneuver it and lifting it a bit.  You finally manage, after agonising seconds of heaving, pulling and twisting, to get it across the stream, just before the construct disappears.

Quickly, cecil overlaps his illusion over the log, to make it appear natural.  You are all sweating heavily from the effort invested in moving this object and cutting it down.  Somehow, you hadn't though it would be possible to sweat more than you already did under the hot humid air, but there it is, you managed to do it!  Your clothes are clinging to your frail skinny bodies, and you feel dirty and stinky, but at least, everything is ready now.


Ok, anyone wanna do anything else, or shall I move on?
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« Reply #117 on: October 07, 2009, 05:50:28 PM »

I shall clean us all up with Prestidigitation.
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« Reply #118 on: October 07, 2009, 09:47:53 PM »

OOC:
Ok, anyone wanna do anything else, or shall I move on?
Also, if anyone is tired of me describing how physically puny their guy is, please tell me ^^


Not that it matters, but I find it amusing 

And you can move on.... nothing to do here...

Kernon searches for any dirt left on him, and says: "Now the only thing remaining is our target crossing this..."
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« Reply #119 on: October 07, 2009, 09:50:45 PM »

Sam quickly uses a fraction of his power to clean everyone up, you feel cleaner, but would still enjoy a long hot bath.  the forest is quiet as minutes fly by, and then hours....  dusk is coming and still nothing...

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