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« Reply #1860 on: November 27, 2010, 06:47:54 AM »

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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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« Reply #1861 on: December 01, 2010, 12:36:56 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q&feature=autofb
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« Reply #1862 on: December 01, 2010, 12:45:24 PM »

dude, I gave up and started ignoring Japan a long time ago.  It has saved me a whole lot of unnecessary brain-hurt.
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If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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« Reply #1863 on: December 01, 2010, 01:19:03 PM »

agreed, ignore japan for the sake of your own mental health.


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« Reply #1864 on: December 01, 2010, 02:00:06 PM »

What? You two are missing out. Tongue
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« Reply #1865 on: December 01, 2010, 02:50:03 PM »

no, no we're not.
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« Reply #1866 on: December 01, 2010, 02:56:50 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUqMiyMDBvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6BiPwqBU0
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« Reply #1867 on: December 01, 2010, 03:12:38 PM »

Where ELSE would you find an ad for a demolition company made of this much awesome?
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« Reply #1868 on: December 01, 2010, 03:18:34 PM »

Agreed, it is to much fun to ignore, there is a certain kind of confusion I enjoy and that is it

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2NRJBPAc9U&feature=recentlikmore
The Germans are trying to compete with them, I think
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« Reply #1869 on: December 01, 2010, 06:26:46 PM »

I really am okay with missing whatever it is that I'm missing -- it's better for me like that.


As far as the Germans .... there's a whole genre of scat-ophilia named after them.  and they love David Hasselhoff. 
yeah, they're pretty fucked, as well.


which is why I'm glad to be an American. Big Grin
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I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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« Reply #1870 on: December 01, 2010, 07:38:54 PM »

which is why I'm glad to be an American. Big Grin
I like this choice of words. National pride is something I don't get, because you are born in a place you can't choose, but being glad is alright, even if I disagree with the opinion in general.
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« Reply #1871 on: December 02, 2010, 11:45:01 AM »

TV Tropes will ruin your life, but it can make up for it:
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*PETA wants to put a mural on the Mexican border fence telling people not to come here because they'll get fat from all the junk food and meat. The painting made America look like a Carnival-land made of candy and barbecues. Yeah, that'll scare 'em away.
*  *Arguably inverted by everything else PETA does: the more ridiculous things they do to promote environmentalism and animal rights, the more most people feel like vegetarianism is for wackos.
*  *  *This is why a lot of vegetarians' responses to PETA are essentially, "Stop Helping Me! You're making my side look stupid!"
*  *They probably didn't intend Fridge Logic to kick in and have everybody realize that, if they stopped eating meat and adopting pets, PETA would stop organizing protests with hot women wearing only body paint in cages.
*  *  *Pass the burgers!
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« Reply #1872 on: December 02, 2010, 03:12:26 PM »

http://women.hawtness.com/2010/12/02/wtf-girl-photos-that-is-a-serious-4-to-ac-bikini/
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« Reply #1873 on: December 03, 2010, 03:23:09 AM »

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/23548254d5/dirty-dancing-fail?rel=player
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« Reply #1874 on: December 05, 2010, 12:16:26 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_foybUBk8
Since X-mas is drawing near  Big Grin
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« Reply #1875 on: December 10, 2010, 01:13:44 PM »

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Meet_Buck
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« Reply #1876 on: December 10, 2010, 01:21:30 PM »

REALLY cool. I like how they're able to convey so many things without a speck of dialogue. The animation style is also nice.
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« Reply #1877 on: December 11, 2010, 03:30:46 AM »

China Menaced by Exploding Toilet

As if exploding chairs were not enough, now China is apparently being tormented by exploding toilets.
The incident began in an apartment in China’s Zhejiang province, where a woman had a toilet with in-seat heater installed in 2004.
Residents of the apartment building reported hearing a large explosion, and a plume of black smoke coming from the window of the room in which the toilet was installed.
Reportedly the toilet was completely destroyed – the toilet itself was split in two, the seat was reduced to ashes and even the water tank was charred and broken.
Fortunately, nobody was using the toilet at the time.
The local fire department speculates that water leaked into the toilet’s electronics and caused a short circuit.
The maker of the toilet is not specified, although if it were Japanese it seems unlikely the Chinese media would be reticent about reporting it.
As one observer puts it, “Is there anything in China which doesn’t explode?”

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« Reply #1878 on: December 11, 2010, 03:33:00 AM »

The loo's sick of all their shit I guess.
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« Reply #1879 on: December 11, 2010, 04:51:47 AM »

In conjuction with this article, I bring you this news article.

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