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« Reply #640 on: November 19, 2009, 08:03:14 AM » |
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« Reply #641 on: November 19, 2009, 11:55:14 AM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #642 on: November 19, 2009, 05:25:40 PM » |
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That week of episodes was brilliant. |
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« Reply #643 on: November 19, 2009, 06:02:06 PM » |
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That was really, really funny.
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Ruam
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« Reply #644 on: November 20, 2009, 08:47:12 AM » |
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« Reply #645 on: November 20, 2009, 10:31:58 AM » |
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« Reply #646 on: November 20, 2009, 10:46:13 AM » |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #647 on: November 21, 2009, 10:14:36 AM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #648 on: November 21, 2009, 04:04:28 PM » |
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #649 on: November 21, 2009, 05:26:49 PM » |
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« Reply #650 on: November 21, 2009, 06:01:21 PM » |
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Ruam
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« Reply #651 on: November 22, 2009, 07:45:11 AM » |
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Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal |
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« Reply #652 on: November 22, 2009, 07:52:51 AM » |
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Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortalPretty tongue-in-cheek, don't you think? |
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Agita
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« Reply #653 on: November 22, 2009, 08:04:41 AM » |
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Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortalIt doesn't make me lol. Just weep. I don't have the willpower to get past the first paragraph.  |
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« Reply #654 on: November 22, 2009, 09:35:45 AM » |
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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still retarded. I made a Handbook!? |
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« Reply #655 on: November 23, 2009, 01:13:00 AM » |
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I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
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« Reply #656 on: November 23, 2009, 01:19:08 AM » |
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Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortalThis reminds me of an ex-girlfriend so much. Can't be her though, she's not smart enough to use a computer. |
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #657 on: November 23, 2009, 08:57:45 AM » |
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I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #658 on: November 23, 2009, 07:51:04 PM » |
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I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever. That shit is epic. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #659 on: November 24, 2009, 12:44:13 AM » |
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Oh! Those are rare, cute, mini Bobs! I want one! |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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