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« Reply #500 on: October 28, 2009, 12:48:50 PM » |
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The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.   Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks. |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #501 on: October 28, 2009, 01:08:14 PM » |
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The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing. Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks. Host a reality TV show at your work. More money  |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #502 on: October 28, 2009, 10:49:42 PM » |
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My choice place for buying Magic: the Gathering Singles: adventuresOn.comCurrently DMing a Solo PbP, Check it out hereLike the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown. |
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« Reply #503 on: October 29, 2009, 02:03:31 AM » |
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lol, that was odd.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #504 on: October 29, 2009, 03:13:50 AM » |
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The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing. Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks. Host a reality TV show at your work. More money Ooooooh......  Now theres a thought.... Between the thieves, the potheads, and the manic depressives it cant possible fail... |
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« Reply #505 on: October 29, 2009, 03:14:38 AM » |
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Who the hell punches a zombie? Fuckin' amateurs...  |
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« Reply #506 on: October 29, 2009, 07:49:33 AM » |
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Who the hell punches a zombie? Fuckin' amateurs... I would! |
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McPoyo
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« Reply #507 on: October 29, 2009, 09:28:43 AM » |
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Who the hell punches a zombie? Fuckin' amateurs... I would! I'd punch one... with a bullet. Twice. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #508 on: October 29, 2009, 04:49:59 PM » |
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The goal of power is power. - idk We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head. Anim-manga sux.  |
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« Reply #509 on: October 31, 2009, 09:56:38 PM » |
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« Reply #510 on: November 01, 2009, 12:45:41 AM » |
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Hitler knows his shit... except about the PS3. |
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« Reply #511 on: November 01, 2009, 02:41:42 AM » |
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« Reply #513 on: November 01, 2009, 10:53:58 AM » |
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The goal of power is power. - idk We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head. Anim-manga sux. |
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« Reply #514 on: November 01, 2009, 11:39:37 AM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #515 on: November 01, 2009, 04:25:22 PM » |
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oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think.... |
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« Reply #516 on: November 01, 2009, 04:38:56 PM » |
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oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think.... iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so... |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #517 on: November 01, 2009, 05:07:51 PM » |
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...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear...
I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
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« Reply #518 on: November 01, 2009, 06:58:49 PM » |
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...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear... I agree. I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this... I disagree. |
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #519 on: November 01, 2009, 07:15:42 PM » |
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I'm just saying I don't understand people who treat getting wasted as an end unto itself.
I can understand drinking to forget, but not getting wasted for lack of anything else to do...
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