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« Reply #920 on: January 13, 2010, 09:35:28 AM » |
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The Naruto ones are only amusing because it's a way to talk smack of it !  (You knew I was gonna make that comment.) The Rowan Atkinson and Dave Allen ones are funny as all hell, though. "In the name of the Father, the Son, and into the Hole he goes." |
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« Reply #921 on: January 14, 2010, 09:00:50 AM » |
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JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?! I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her. you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no! of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email).  Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.> Link please bhu? |
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Tiers explained in 8 sentences. With examples!Tiers break down into who has spellcasting more than anything else due to spells being better than anything else in the game.
6: Skill based. Commoner, Expert, Samurai.
5: Mundane warrior. Barbarian, Fighter, Monk.
4: Partial casters. Adapt, Hexblade, Paladin, Ranger, Spelltheif.
3: Focused casters. Bard, Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Martial Adapts, Warmage.
2: Full casters. Favored Soul, Psion, Sorcerer, Wu Jen.
1: Elitists. Artificer, Cleric, Druid, Wizard.
0: Gods. StP Erudite, Illthid Savant, Pun-Pun, Rocks fall & you die.
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« Reply #922 on: January 14, 2010, 07:30:26 PM » |
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JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?! I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her. you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no! of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included. |
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #923 on: January 14, 2010, 07:42:38 PM » |
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JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?! I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her. you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no! of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included. Indeed, my only criterion for morality in this regard is informed consent. Also that people not tell me about it if I don't ask, but that's a different thing. |
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #924 on: January 14, 2010, 07:46:53 PM » |
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I don't care who blows what donkey or fingers what tuna, it just leaves more chicks for me.
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #925 on: January 15, 2010, 04:58:57 AM » |
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Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
Link please bhu?
On its way now. |
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« Reply #926 on: January 15, 2010, 09:35:33 AM » |
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I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.
It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
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Tiers explained in 8 sentences. With examples!Tiers break down into who has spellcasting more than anything else due to spells being better than anything else in the game.
6: Skill based. Commoner, Expert, Samurai.
5: Mundane warrior. Barbarian, Fighter, Monk.
4: Partial casters. Adapt, Hexblade, Paladin, Ranger, Spelltheif.
3: Focused casters. Bard, Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Martial Adapts, Warmage.
2: Full casters. Favored Soul, Psion, Sorcerer, Wu Jen.
1: Elitists. Artificer, Cleric, Druid, Wizard.
0: Gods. StP Erudite, Illthid Savant, Pun-Pun, Rocks fall & you die.
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« Reply #927 on: January 15, 2010, 03:51:48 PM » |
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I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.
It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women... |
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« Reply #928 on: January 16, 2010, 06:45:26 AM » |
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It was pretty amusing to me.
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« Reply #929 on: January 16, 2010, 01:41:42 PM » |
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #930 on: January 19, 2010, 05:28:56 PM » |
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I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.
It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women... Actually I found her pretty funny too. |
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« Reply #931 on: January 20, 2010, 06:09:17 PM » |
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Impromptu billboard porn film stops traffic
MOSCOW
Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:30am EST
MOSCOW (Reuters) - An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies.
Oddly Enough
The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two km (1.2 miles) south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen's computer system and turned on the porn.
"They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company," Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru, told RIA.
A short clip showing cars slowing to a halt to look at the screen sprung up on youtube.com and internet sites Friday across Russia, a country which banned nudity on television before the Soviet Union fell in 1991.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #932 on: January 22, 2010, 09:33:41 AM » |
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She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #933 on: January 22, 2010, 08:02:09 PM » |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #934 on: January 23, 2010, 07:54:31 AM » |
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« Reply #935 on: January 25, 2010, 03:20:51 PM » |
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 If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.
Greenbound Summoning RAIExpanded GestaltMore Savage ProgressionsReport any wrongs I have done here. |
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« Reply #936 on: January 25, 2010, 04:12:04 PM » |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #937 on: January 26, 2010, 09:40:39 AM » |
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Another one for uncle Kitty....  |
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« Reply #938 on: January 27, 2010, 07:22:14 AM » |
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Us feline overlords can be testy bout impuning our grammar |
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« Reply #939 on: January 28, 2010, 11:11:49 AM » |
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