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« Reply #800 on: December 11, 2009, 04:04:25 PM » |
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...I'm gonna have to watch a LOT of porn to get the male poledancing out of my brain. |
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« Reply #801 on: December 11, 2009, 08:28:26 PM » |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
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« Reply #802 on: December 12, 2009, 12:28:29 PM » |
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Lmao, that was pretty spot-on.
The next time I say women aren't anywhere near as sexual as men and I get called sexist, I'm posting that video as rebuttal.
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She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #803 on: December 12, 2009, 03:55:24 PM » |
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...I'm gonna have to watch a LOT of porn to get the male poledancing out of my brain. That is nothing... I was at this party (student-style!) a few weeks back where this guys pulls down his pants and underwear, removes his shirt and gets beer poured down his back, through his butt-crack and from their dripping into the mouth of his pal. THAT was a disturbing sight. Oh the guys who arranged the party (yes, just guys, roughly 5 or 6 of them) are known for getting naked at a regular basis when they have consumed just a minor amount of alcoholic beverage. |
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« Reply #804 on: December 12, 2009, 04:25:58 PM » |
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NOT GAY.
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« Reply #805 on: December 12, 2009, 04:51:22 PM » |
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Eww! Eww! Eww!  Guy butts are so gross!!!! How could they drink beer that went through that valley of dingleberries? |
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« Reply #806 on: December 12, 2009, 05:21:32 PM » |
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That is a question I am not capable of answering, I have to struggle to drink beer from a bottle. They where already somewhat drunk a the moment. The most bizarre thing with that scene was however the face of the guying "filtering" the beer, that was a smile fit for an eight year old kid in a combined candy and toy store with free balloon animals that day.
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« Reply #807 on: December 12, 2009, 05:31:16 PM » |
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Eww! Eww! Eww! Guy butts are so gross!!!! How could they drink beer that went through that valley of dingleberries? Hey, not all guy butts are gross. My butt is immaculate. You could drink beer out of my ass any time and it would be fine. |
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« Reply #808 on: December 12, 2009, 09:32:07 PM » |
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Reminds me of that Jim Norton stand-up where he says he'd hang up a "hepatitis-free" certificate out of his ass and tell his GF brunch was served.
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« Reply #809 on: December 13, 2009, 12:22:43 AM » |
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Me, while eating a dark chocolate pomegranate: "Let's play the weight gaining game!"
AC, while watching me eat the chocolates: "You win!"
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
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« Reply #810 on: December 13, 2009, 09:58:08 PM » |
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in my email:
What pets write in their diaries. ..
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now......... .......
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« Reply #811 on: December 13, 2009, 10:04:40 PM » |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #812 on: December 14, 2009, 07:40:04 AM » |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #813 on: December 14, 2009, 02:19:07 PM » |
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I've read that cat and dog thing before.
What's funny is I have two cats, and one of them is much closer to the dog than the cat. She certainly shows no contempt for her dry nuggets! They're her favorite thing!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #814 on: December 14, 2009, 03:39:39 PM » |
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A close friend of mine has two cats, one only eats the dry nuggets and the other one only eats food from a can. They have actually managed to train the second one to rise on his hind-legs and say "Meow" before they actually give him the food.
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« Reply #815 on: December 14, 2009, 03:43:33 PM » |
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« Reply #816 on: December 14, 2009, 04:53:01 PM » |
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« Reply #817 on: December 14, 2009, 06:37:34 PM » |
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Makes me smile more than it makes me LOL. |
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« Reply #818 on: December 14, 2009, 11:18:30 PM » |
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Epic win. |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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