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« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2009, 10:45:15 AM » |
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 Thank you, VG Cats, for proving how malevolent Link really is. |
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« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2009, 12:22:56 PM » |
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And for reminding us some of humanity is incredibly stupid.
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« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2009, 02:07:17 PM » |
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Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)
i cant unread that  I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard. I prefer the one for Windows Vista.  |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2009, 03:01:35 PM » |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2009, 03:13:21 PM » |
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*Snip*
Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was: "Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers." |
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« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2009, 03:55:47 PM » |
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*Snip*
Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was: "Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers." And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW... |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2009, 06:56:42 PM » |
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*Snip*
Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was: "Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers." And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW... And, I'd like to add, very very true. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2009, 06:56:12 AM » |
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there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.  I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books." |
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« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2009, 07:49:41 AM » |
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there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books." Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing? It sold like hotcakes. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2009, 08:16:01 AM » |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #90 on: August 25, 2009, 08:42:39 AM » |
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That's awesome, but the quality of their German makes me wince. |
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« Reply #91 on: August 25, 2009, 09:36:46 AM » |
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there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books." Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing? It sold like hotcakes. A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays. Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2009, 10:08:36 AM » |
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there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books." Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing? It sold like hotcakes. A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays. Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu. Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone... |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #93 on: August 25, 2009, 10:10:28 AM » |
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there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books." Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing? It sold like hotcakes. A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays. Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu. Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone... I believe Meg mentioned she has one at some point. |
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« Reply #94 on: August 25, 2009, 11:35:54 AM » |
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Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2009, 01:04:44 PM » |
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Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something. |
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« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2009, 01:12:35 PM » |
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Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something. That's what happens when you let them out of the kitchen  |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2009, 10:54:44 PM » |
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I am a physicist. And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors". Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines. ... If only... |
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« Reply #98 on: August 26, 2009, 05:06:53 AM » |
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there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books." Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing? It sold like hotcakes. A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays. Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu. Oh I know they're using them. I also know that some 14 year olds have snoopy moms who open their mail... |
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« Reply #99 on: August 26, 2009, 09:23:42 AM » |
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Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something. I mean, I told her that at this point, there were only two ways to hurt my feelings and she managed to do both in one paragraph.  |
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