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[Kuroimaken]

How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.

[Sinfire Titan]

How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.

Just finished watching the True Ending today. From the looks of it, the sequel is going to be the actual time stream instead of being stuck in a loop like the non-cannon endings were.

I think the main reason they are getting confused is because some characters get sent back further in time than others. Hakumen, Ragna, Nu, and Rachel all get sent back to when the Black Beast first appeared, while characters like Tao and Noel only go back two to three years or so. Oh, and then there's Arakune, Tager, and Litchi, all of whom get sent back to a point before Arakune gets transmogrified into that abominationortion.

[Kuroimaken]

How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.

Just finished watching the True Ending today. From the looks of it, the sequel is going to be the actual time stream instead of being stuck in a loop like the non-cannon endings were.

I think the main reason they are getting confused is because some characters get sent back further in time than others. Hakumen, Ragna, Nu, and Rachel all get sent back to when the Black Beast first appeared, while characters like Tao and Noel only go back two to three years or so. Oh, and then there's Arakune, Tager, and Litchi, all of whom get sent back to a point before Arakune gets transmogrified into that abominationortion.

Heh, Hakumen is a mess all on his own. How hard is it to understand the concept of a time stream splitting in two?

My understanding of it is that the loop has been going on long enough that the events ACTUALLY HAPPEN, regardless of origin. The Black Beast shows up but Ragna's still around. It's not that hard to imagine that even with the loop broken, the Black Beast has ALREADY GONE AND DONE THE DAMAGE, because it's in the PAST, and its previous existance is utterly immaterial when it comes to the impact it produced in history.

Also, I'm almost 100% sure that Rachel is one of the Six Heroes. Her being around and essentially creating Hakumen fits with EVERYTHING. But I still don't understand exactly what she means by being just a spectator. Does it mean she'd lose awareness of the loop if she got too involved?

[Sinfire Titan]

Possibly, but I doubt she's one of the heroes. Jubei is one, Bang, Hakumen. (technically Jin)

I doubt we'll see more than Jubei or one of the others in the sequel, as Ishiwatari has yet to reveal more than three of the weapons from GG despite how long he's had.

[Kuroimaken]

Possibly, but I doubt she's one of the heroes. Jubei is one, Bang, Hakumen. (technically Jin)

I doubt we'll see more than Jubei or one of the others in the sequel, as Ishiwatari has yet to reveal more than three of the weapons from GG despite how long he's had.

Wait. BANG is one of the six heroes? Far as I know he only fought in the Ikaruga War. The Dark War was WAY before he was even born!

[Sinfire Titan]

Wait. BANG is one of the six heroes? Far as I know he only fought in the Ikaruga War. The Dark War was WAY before he was even born!

He's older than he looks. Him, Jubei, Hakumen, and three others are half of the six heroes. Wiki and TV Tropes got it from the game itself (just look up Bang's Arcade mode).

[altpersona]

http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1

[PhaedrusXY]

http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1

 

[Ruam]

http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1

The second question one has to ask is "Why in the world would anybody use Vista unless it came with you computer?" it is by far the worst OS produced since Windows Millennium, even XP could beat it when it was new. And that says a lot. [Personal Opinion] Go Linux[/Personal opinion]

Oh, my contribution for this time will have to be: http://z0r.de/?id=1146 I can listen to that forever

[altpersona]

we have 2 copies running, both came w/ the computer... im not allowed to fix either of them..

[Kai]

More of a giggle out loud...

[altpersona]

AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.

[Bozwevial]

AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.

Base AC of 10 minus 4 for the Dex penalty is correct. Babies can still move, just not very quickly.

What gets me is the HP. A Con penalty of -3 means that (since 1st level Hit Dice are maximized) the baby has a d5 Hit Die. And if you can explain that, be my guest.

[PhaedrusXY]

AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.

Small size should give a +1, though.

[Kuroimaken]

Seems to me the little dude's stats were made either by following AD&D or 1st edition D&D.

[Sinfire Titan]

Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)

i cant unread that

I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard.

I prefer the one for Windows Vista.

[dman11235]

The other day my manager was making a ceasar salad during the midshift, and the salad guy hadn't gotten to re-filling the dressing containers.  So he starts shaking the bottle trying to get the dressing to come out, and comments: "It's like jerking off a ghost..."  Salad guy: "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"

[Prak, the Mad]

there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/battle_of_the_insanely_awful_twilight_merchandise.php

Image spoilered just to be safe... it's not explicit, except for depicting a fake penis.

[Tshern]

About you dawgs: "Yo dawg, I heard you like sex, so I put shit in your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty."

[Agita]

AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.

Small size should give a +1, though.

What gets me is the HP. A Con penalty of -3 means that (since 1st level Hit Dice are maximized) the baby has a d5 Hit Die. And if you can explain that, be my guest.

Easy. He took two flaws: Frail (-1 hp at every level) and Vulnerable (-1 AC). That would make him a class with a d6 hit die. Bard, possibly (inspire your parents to do your bidding with screaming music!)?
EDIT: Or he could be a Commoner and have the Slow trait (+1 hp/level, half land speed).