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« Reply #560 on: November 08, 2009, 09:56:27 AM » |
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Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to. I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left) http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htmWhy are these people still alive? Because, for some reason, the government would punish us if we rectified that situation.  |
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« Reply #561 on: November 08, 2009, 02:27:52 PM » |
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Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to. I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left) http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htmWhy are these people still alive? Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, and that guys been around for forty years. |
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« Reply #562 on: November 08, 2009, 02:41:12 PM » |
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Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to. I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left) http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htmWhy are these people still alive? Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, and that guys been around for forty years. I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D. |
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« Reply #563 on: November 08, 2009, 02:47:55 PM » |
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Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to. I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left) http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htmWhy are these people still alive? Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, and that guys been around for forty years. I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D. I admire your ability to read the entire thing before headdesking. |
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« Reply #564 on: November 08, 2009, 03:10:06 PM » |
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Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to. I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left) http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htmWhy are these people still alive? Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, and that guys been around for forty years. I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D. I admire your ability to read the entire thing before headdesking. It made me raise the question "How in the world do you play D&D by yourself?" and the rest of the stupidity simply put me into a state of chock and this made it possible for me to read everything and comprehend everything in small pieces, keeping me from slamming my forehead into my keyboard. |
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« Reply #565 on: November 08, 2009, 03:15:05 PM » |
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« Reply #566 on: November 08, 2009, 03:33:41 PM » |
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This is wrong on so many levels I will simply say this Times I headdesked while reading: 6 |
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« Reply #567 on: November 08, 2009, 06:20:30 PM » |
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I just stopped before getting to that point.
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« Reply #568 on: November 08, 2009, 06:34:03 PM » |
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I wonder if stupidity becomes a solid object when it achieves a certain density...
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #569 on: November 08, 2009, 06:43:47 PM » |
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I wonder if stupidity becomes a solid object when it achieves a certain density...
If you only knew some people from my junior high... |
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #570 on: November 08, 2009, 07:05:14 PM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #571 on: November 09, 2009, 03:43:43 AM » |
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« Reply #572 on: November 09, 2009, 08:45:29 AM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #573 on: November 09, 2009, 09:50:08 AM » |
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One of the articles linked from that page is about as bizarre and humorous as the bread incident. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=1 |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #574 on: November 09, 2009, 01:07:26 PM » |
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Well, since people keep calling the Higgs the "God Particle", I guess God does not want to be found.  |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #575 on: November 09, 2009, 01:16:43 PM » |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
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« Reply #576 on: November 09, 2009, 03:37:45 PM » |
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It's things like these that remind me why I'm a Presbyterian instead of a Baptist. Way to hellfire and brimstone people away from the faith, people. Good job. >_> |
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« Reply #577 on: November 09, 2009, 07:54:29 PM » |
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« Reply #578 on: November 09, 2009, 08:25:08 PM » |
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LOL That was quite entertaining. Leave it to the japanese to make a game out of smacking dudes in the balls.
In other news, one of my teachers from Translyvannia just pointed out a sick, sad, AND funny fact: He knows english (a second or third language to him) better than most of the students currently going to my school. He actually had to explain the difference between your/you're, their/there/they're, lie/lay to my class.
I find failure funny, what can I say?
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
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« Reply #579 on: November 09, 2009, 08:28:43 PM » |
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Ah, Japan. Is there anything ball-related you'll make that's not fun? |
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