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« Reply #440 on: October 19, 2009, 08:09:49 AM »

The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.
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« Reply #441 on: October 19, 2009, 08:35:52 AM »

The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!  Wink
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
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« Reply #442 on: October 19, 2009, 08:46:14 AM »

The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!  Wink
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
Or Mirror's edge.
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« Reply #443 on: October 19, 2009, 09:42:26 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes


Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?

...would look better in anime.
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« Reply #444 on: October 19, 2009, 03:45:27 PM »

The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!  Wink
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
Or Mirror's edge.

First problem: I do not own a pipe. Second problem: the only thing I could use to play any game that isn't Chess or Munchkin would be on my computer, and I do not think I would like to keep that nearby, should my sub-concious be turned loose. I would like a copy of Mirrors edge anyway... Why is my PS3 700 kilometres away when I need it?

A few friends of mine suggested making brownies with it (as they also want to try, should I do it).
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« Reply #445 on: October 19, 2009, 03:49:22 PM »

Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.

How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?
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« Reply #446 on: October 19, 2009, 03:57:10 PM »

Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.

How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?

I was wondering the same thing actually
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« Reply #447 on: October 19, 2009, 03:58:44 PM »

Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.

How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?

I was wondering the same thing actually
Too late! The internet is forever!
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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« Reply #448 on: October 19, 2009, 04:08:30 PM »

No advice was given yet though. Just that I think I could improvise instructions using my extensive knowledge of physics.
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kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
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« Reply #449 on: October 19, 2009, 04:13:24 PM »

BIC office pen and some aluminum foil. I can't count how many of those I've pulled out of drawers in the rooms at my resort this year alone.

Also, be careful, cooking it into brownies will hit a lot harder than smoking or putting it through a vapor machine.

Just some health suggestions
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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« Reply #450 on: October 19, 2009, 07:11:16 PM »

BIC office pen and some aluminum foil. I can't count how many of those I've pulled out of drawers in the rooms at my resort this year alone.

Also, be careful, cooking it into brownies will hit a lot harder than smoking or putting it through a vapor machine.

Just some health suggestions
You probably want to work on the ratio of brownie bits to weedy bits. Work your way up, ya know.
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It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
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« Reply #451 on: October 19, 2009, 07:50:32 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes


Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?

...would look better in anime.

The video's gone, whatever it is.
Alt link?
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

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« Reply #452 on: October 19, 2009, 10:46:49 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes


Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?

...would look better in anime.

The video's gone, whatever it is.
Alt link?

It's basically a piece of a recent tokusatsu with a large-breasted girl in a chainmail bikini fighting a girl dressed like a bee with spiky hooters that shoots strength-sapping nipples.

I shit you not.
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« Reply #453 on: October 20, 2009, 02:04:18 AM »

Dammit, now I want to see it.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

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« Reply #454 on: October 20, 2009, 02:42:12 AM »

Dammit, now I want to see it.

The weirdest part is when the girl in the bikini opens her bra and hugs the bee until she ... gets sucked into her breasts I guess. This all happens in a great hug. Oh, let us not forget the big-breasted guy who seem like he will blow up if he reaches the right altitude (yep, they make him fly)
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« Reply #455 on: October 20, 2009, 06:46:40 AM »

Dammit, now I want to see it.

google "Ancient Dogoo Girl"

you can see the trailer.  I'll see if someone else has uploaded the fight scene
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« Reply #456 on: October 20, 2009, 09:05:20 AM »

Dammit, now I want to see it.

The weirdest part is when the girl in the bikini opens her bra and hugs the bee until she ... gets sucked into her breasts I guess. This all happens in a great hug. Oh, let us not forget the big-breasted guy who seem like he will blow up if he reaches the right altitude (yep, they make him fly)

Actually, the TRULY weirdest part is that apparently that is a move called "heartbeat wave" (she says tokidoki, which is basically an onomathopoea for an anxiously beating heart) and after she's done she says that her breasts are really full.

Also, apparently, the motivation behind the bee's shenanigans is that she hates men for staring at breasts all the time.

You can look up Kodai Shoujo Dogu-chan on Youtube, it should provide you with more accurate results.
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« Reply #457 on: October 20, 2009, 09:28:40 AM »

Oh yes... it all makes sense now...
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #458 on: October 20, 2009, 10:17:43 AM »

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v19204525yrppBjXY

oooh i found episode 1

the bee girl is epsiode 2
http://www.d-addicts.com/forum/viewtopic_p1232091.htm which is supposed to be available for download here.  I found it while googling and I've never been there before so its an at risk kind of thing


full episode 2 on veoh
http://www.veoh.com/collection/Toku-R-Us/watch/v1469030XSDyFzCC#watch%3Dv192345502qeQqM94
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« Reply #459 on: October 20, 2009, 02:38:43 PM »

Fuck Veoh for keeping out Brazillians and making me use an IP bypass thingy.
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