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« Reply #400 on: October 08, 2009, 08:22:12 PM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
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« Reply #401 on: October 08, 2009, 09:07:56 PM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably. Barring if the seat is made of velvet or something... you'd still be rubbing your balls against it. |
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« Reply #402 on: October 09, 2009, 05:50:17 AM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." |
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« Reply #403 on: October 09, 2009, 07:01:29 AM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."  I wonder how you get a high score  |
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« Reply #404 on: October 09, 2009, 07:59:33 AM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." I wonder how you get a high score "Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list"  |
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« Reply #405 on: October 09, 2009, 08:10:59 AM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." I wonder how you get a high score "Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm! You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter. Seriously, are you numb? There must be something wrong with you." |
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« Reply #406 on: October 09, 2009, 08:14:28 AM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." I wonder how you get a high score "Congratulations, you have ejaculated 3.5 gallons of sperm into the machine. Please contact tech support and tell them to bring the heavy-duty radiation suits, because you're obviously a fucking mutant." |
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« Reply #407 on: October 09, 2009, 09:04:41 AM » |
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« Reply #408 on: October 09, 2009, 09:15:08 AM » |
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Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." I wonder how you get a high score "Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list" Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." I wonder how you get a high score "Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm! You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter. Seriously, are you numb? There must be something wrong with you." Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now. Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote: "Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..." I wonder how you get a high score "Congratulations, you have ejaculated 3.5 gallons of sperm into the machine. Please contact tech support and tell them to bring the heavy-duty radiation suits, because you're obviously a fucking mutant." That was brilliant, guys  |
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« Reply #409 on: October 09, 2009, 10:29:37 AM » |
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« Reply #410 on: October 09, 2009, 03:28:42 PM » |
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[url]http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20031129[url]
They are looking out to get a hot, swedish, female exchange student (and they get one too), the twist is just that "Jan" is a male name in Sweden and not female. Considering I have lived my entire life in Sweden and have yet to meet a swedish girl named Janet I consider this a mistake, a fairly entertaining one actually.
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« Reply #411 on: October 09, 2009, 04:53:49 PM » |
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This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.
AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
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BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
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« Reply #412 on: October 09, 2009, 05:21:53 PM » |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #413 on: October 09, 2009, 05:37:14 PM » |
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This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.
AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
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« Reply #414 on: October 09, 2009, 05:42:31 PM » |
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This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.
AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
If only you guys could make a television show out of this... I'd watch it, and probably die laughing |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #415 on: October 09, 2009, 07:21:14 PM » |
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I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG. |
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« Reply #416 on: October 09, 2009, 07:47:56 PM » |
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I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG. I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it. |
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« Reply #417 on: October 09, 2009, 07:53:45 PM » |
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I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG. I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it. There are dozens of games on GitP. I kid you not. There's a Star Wars one, one set in a school... |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #418 on: October 09, 2009, 07:56:49 PM » |
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I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG. I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it. You've got your first one. I got my copy today.  No idea how a Stress Explosion would be handled over PbP, though... |
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