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« Reply #200 on: September 07, 2009, 05:35:37 PM » |
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And no woman is unreachable.
Yep, we call those geographically challenging. |
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« Reply #201 on: September 08, 2009, 05:04:27 AM » |
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Never heard of Umbral Disciple?
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #202 on: September 08, 2009, 06:19:27 AM » |
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Never saw the appeal in Kari. Sure, she's attractive but I don't see the need to slobber over her.
She's one of the few attractive women who seem to A) Like geeky things and B) Isn't as dumb as a fucking rock. Which means you can actually have a reasonably intelligent conversation with her. Always a good thing Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason. |
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« Reply #203 on: September 08, 2009, 10:04:22 AM » |
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Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason. She's cute and padded? |
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« Reply #204 on: September 08, 2009, 11:02:03 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #205 on: September 08, 2009, 11:13:46 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake. |
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« Reply #206 on: September 08, 2009, 11:15:21 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake. I've personally introduced 5 of them to tabletop gaming. Mind you, after they learned and got quite proficient at tabletop gaming, they moved to the north east up around Pittsburgh... |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #207 on: September 08, 2009, 11:18:07 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories: - Holy crap old
- Petit, possibly underage
- Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
- Holy Shit its the Titanic
About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter. Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake. Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for. |
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« Reply #208 on: September 08, 2009, 11:20:31 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories: - Holy crap old
- Petit, possibly underage
- Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
- Holy Shit its the Titanic
About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter. Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake. Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for. Doesn't seem that different from here then. Some of the Rei Ayanami cosplayers in particular... like the ones with plug suits -- Pardon me, I need to go wipe my drool. |
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« Reply #209 on: September 08, 2009, 11:22:38 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories: - Holy crap old
- Petit, possibly underage
- Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
- Holy Shit its the Titanic
About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter. Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake. Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for. I specifically did not mention conventions for a reason  And I run the security department for a resort in beachside Daytona. You have no idea the range of women I see every week. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #210 on: September 08, 2009, 11:31:54 AM » |
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Florida has BimR, so I doubt it's like the cake. |
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« Reply #211 on: September 08, 2009, 03:31:25 PM » |
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Oh. That cake.
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« Reply #212 on: September 09, 2009, 12:16:37 AM » |
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 Ok, the only way I can see this happening is: Special Brawl (Giant sized) Items on (Lightning, Mushrooms, Poison Mushrooms) High Wario getting a Mushroom, while Mario gets the Poison ones. Two lightning bolts appear, they each grab one, and Mario shrinks but Wario gets bigger. |
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« Reply #213 on: September 10, 2009, 04:31:28 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter... |
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« Reply #214 on: September 10, 2009, 07:13:16 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter... Gotta have the proper area of the state. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #215 on: September 10, 2009, 11:58:45 AM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter... Gotta have the proper area of the state. If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.  |
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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still retarded. I made a Handbook!? |
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« Reply #216 on: September 10, 2009, 12:01:37 PM » |
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Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter... Gotta have the proper area of the state. If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas. Daytona or Tampa. Just be prepared, an unsettling majority are dumb as barns. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #217 on: September 10, 2009, 12:33:33 PM » |
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I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #218 on: September 10, 2009, 12:37:23 PM » |
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I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist? |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #219 on: September 10, 2009, 12:46:16 PM » |
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I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
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