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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2009, 10:56:33 AM »

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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2009, 11:34:18 AM »

http://www.jerkcity.com/

10+ years of fucking hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2009, 06:38:54 PM »

http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/


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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2009, 09:18:46 PM »

My coworkers are talking about selling weed at work after hours.

You may wonder why this makes me laugh.

We either finish work after the next shift has arrived, or only a few hours before they arrive, so their window of opportunity is small.  Nothing is around us but some factories and storage facilities, and with the exception of a truck yard there's no real traffic.  The parking lot is semi lit, has hundreds of feet of open space around it (so it's easily visible), and the police patrol every so often because we have car break ins.  They assume because they've gone years without being caught smoking they wont have a problem doing this.

And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

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Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2009, 10:36:04 PM »


And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 05:00:12 AM »


You should've seen the 4 women


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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 05:02:44 AM »

Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?

Yup.  Considering their coke and ecstasy habits they need some time away from the weed on occasion.
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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2009, 09:42:27 AM »





Edit: May or may not have been 1-up'ed.


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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2009, 09:58:56 PM »

http://translationparty.com/tp/#24643
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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2009, 11:55:19 PM »

That site is win.

http://translationparty.com/tp/#29409

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http://translationparty.com/tp/#30268
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« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2009, 02:02:50 AM »

An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189
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« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2009, 02:13:52 AM »

An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189

LOL
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« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2009, 08:50:57 AM »

Quote
He would not have to lift a heavy stone itself?
back into Japanese
ConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused??
back into English
He is either not willing to lift a heavy stone itself?
back into Japanese
ConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused
back into English
He is not heavy to lift one's own stones?
Well, that explains that.

The process is as hilarious as the output.

No, MORE hilarious.
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« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2009, 10:27:56 AM »


why is that a video of a dog humping someone?
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« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2009, 11:13:25 AM »


Because the kid is STILL playing, even as the dog humps him.
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2009, 11:17:02 AM »

eww. 
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« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2009, 11:21:20 AM »

An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189

http://translationparty.com/tp/#51759

1-up! It even lampshaded it!
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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2009, 04:42:28 PM »

Gregory House's analogies.
The episode where he polls the janitor for ideas and uses him as an assistant is awesome  Laugh

I created a 4-item loop http://translationparty.com/tp/#94484
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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2009, 11:37:15 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat;_ylt=Ap5XRmfdbkDUmeYRIYdI.3HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJ0YzFra25pBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9jaGlsZF9wb3Jub2dyYXBoeV9jYXQEY3BvcwMyBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2ZsYW1hbmJsYW1lcw--

 

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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2009, 11:39:55 PM »


I know I wouldn't!
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