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« Reply #1920 on: December 19, 2010, 08:13:51 AM »

This post, and the reply:
"why does EVERY thread turn into build advice?"
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« Reply #1921 on: December 19, 2010, 09:25:16 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf
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« Reply #1922 on: December 19, 2010, 09:46:15 AM »


Its funny for about 2 minutes but considering there is an entire series of this it sorta wears on you lol.
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« Reply #1923 on: December 19, 2010, 12:22:22 PM »

Not for the politically sensitive
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« Reply #1924 on: December 19, 2010, 07:49:30 PM »

he did it twice ... and so did his buddy Glyphstone. No

and then closes the thread for getting called-out on it.  Rolls Eyes
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« Reply #1925 on: December 19, 2010, 08:02:39 PM »

and then closes the thread for getting called-out on it.  Rolls Eyes
Threads in that section are locked after the question has been answered or if the question isn't going to be answered.

It would have been closed anyway.
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« Reply #1926 on: December 20, 2010, 12:00:30 AM »

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/12/16/superhero-dinosaurs-because-why-the-hell-not/
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« Reply #1927 on: December 20, 2010, 01:47:46 AM »



seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
All work and no play makes Jack a MUTEKI NO HENTAI
That response made me giggle.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

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« Reply #1928 on: December 20, 2010, 09:46:00 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werecat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Werecat

lolwut
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The tier system in a nutshell:
Tier 6: A cartographer.
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #1929 on: December 21, 2010, 08:09:01 AM »

Tron Literal Trailer

I guess this guy does a bunch of literal trailers, but this on was my favorite.
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« Reply #1930 on: December 28, 2010, 07:21:38 PM »



 Laugh Laugh Laugh
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« Reply #1931 on: December 28, 2010, 09:00:10 PM »

Another one of Kuro's improbable tales (as in this kind of shit only happens to me).

So, every year we go spend Christmas at this little town called Bagé. It is so ass-backwards you spell it sdrawkcab-ssa. I have no clue why, but I ALWAYS wake up with the equivalent of a hangover the next day (and I don't drink to begin with). Mom asks me to go with my aunt to buy some groceries with her. I begrudgingly accept the chore, because I know she'll just nag the hell out of me if I say no.

Now, the town itself is small but it has some really wide streets. It was built back when horses were the main transport of choice so that's no surprise. Out of fucking nowhere comes this huge dog barking up a fucking storm at a dead run. And the sun was already too bright and the silence was already too loud, so it pissed the fuck out of me. Annoyance leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to me staring the fuck out of this dog that may as well been the bastard stepchild of Cthulhu and Cerberus (if Cerberus were a bitch), because it was big and fucking ugly. It keeps barking up until it comes within about ten feet of me, at which point it skids to a halt and starts growling. I furrow my brows and show it MY teeth, at which point my aunt took a few steps back since, and I quote, "I looked like I was about to spit fire". The dog eventually whines and goes back the way it came, at which point its clueless owner walks up to it and leashes him, but not before looking our way with an apologetic expression.
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« Reply #1932 on: December 29, 2010, 09:43:11 PM »

Kuroi, if you could figure out how to bottle your Awesome (s. not v.) you'd make a fortune.

This made me snicker: http://xkcd.com/837/
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« Reply #1933 on: December 29, 2010, 10:11:38 PM »

Kuroi, if you could figure out how to bottle your Awesome (s. not v.) you'd make a fortune.

This made me snicker: http://xkcd.com/837/

That'd be great, because then I wouldn't have to work.  Big Grin Sadly not the case.

Or I could try using coupon codes like that one.
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« Reply #1934 on: January 02, 2011, 05:02:03 PM »

Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.
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IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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« Reply #1935 on: January 02, 2011, 05:54:38 PM »

Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.

*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.

I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though. 
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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« Reply #1936 on: January 03, 2011, 12:59:58 AM »

http://notalwaysright.com/a-picture-perfect-resolution/9313
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« Reply #1937 on: January 03, 2011, 05:50:25 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
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« Reply #1938 on: January 03, 2011, 08:35:37 AM »

So today was my first workout of the year. It felt pretty good. It started raining in the middle of it, so I managed to cool down a little.

The funny thing happened AFTER I got home... when I noticed there was steam coming right off my body.

That's right. I worked out so hard my body heat evaporated the rainwater. I couldn't stop laughing for a while after that.  Big Grin
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For proof, look here:

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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« Reply #1939 on: January 03, 2011, 08:42:51 AM »


It's real.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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