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« Reply #1900 on: December 14, 2010, 05:38:33 PM » |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #1901 on: December 14, 2010, 07:20:32 PM » |
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« Reply #1902 on: December 15, 2010, 08:03:23 AM » |
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« Reply #1904 on: December 15, 2010, 09:58:40 AM » |
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I think I may have just made the lamest math joke ever. [discussion after someone misspelled "learning curve"]
I've seen it accidentally misspelled as leaning curve before. Makes a nice setup for differential calculus jokes.
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« Reply #1905 on: December 16, 2010, 01:36:03 PM » |
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« Reply #1906 on: December 16, 2010, 01:50:05 PM » |
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I used to have that on the front of my desk when I worked in my college IT help desk... |
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Nanshork
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« Reply #1907 on: December 16, 2010, 04:25:40 PM » |
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The university IT help desk I used to work at had this sign up. The departmental supervisor made us take it down.  |
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« Reply #1908 on: December 16, 2010, 04:41:00 PM » |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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« Reply #1909 on: December 16, 2010, 11:06:30 PM » |
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"You'll still be living in caves." "Hell I don't mind that." befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system. |
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« Reply #1910 on: December 17, 2010, 12:52:37 AM » |
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From someone's sig line:
Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day. SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
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« Reply #1911 on: December 17, 2010, 09:16:50 AM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #1912 on: December 17, 2010, 08:17:15 PM » |
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I saw this at the Den: From someone's sig line:
Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day. SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #1913 on: December 17, 2010, 08:19:31 PM » |
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From someone's sig line:
Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day. SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett? |
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« Reply #1914 on: December 18, 2010, 03:50:42 AM » |
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #1915 on: December 18, 2010, 12:54:56 PM » |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #1916 on: December 18, 2010, 03:04:14 PM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #1917 on: December 18, 2010, 05:36:06 PM » |
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« Reply #1918 on: December 18, 2010, 05:57:58 PM » |
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 If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.
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Prime32
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« Reply #1919 on: December 18, 2010, 06:16:49 PM » |
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seriously -- I really don't get the japanese. All work and no play makes Jack a MUTEKI NO HENTAI |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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