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« Reply #1720 on: October 09, 2010, 07:41:23 AM » |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #1721 on: October 09, 2010, 05:01:47 PM » |
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Been a fan of Joel for a while now  Check out the Viking Kitties in Gay Bar |
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« Reply #1722 on: October 09, 2010, 05:54:39 PM » |
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Been a fan of Joel for a while now Check out the Viking Kitties in Gay Bar I believe the correct expression is "  " On an unrelated note, just saw "Kung Pow: Fist of Fury". I have not laughed that much in quite a while |
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« Reply #1723 on: October 09, 2010, 06:31:06 PM » |
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Check out the Viking Kitties I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school. |
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« Reply #1724 on: October 10, 2010, 02:20:11 AM » |
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Check out the Viking Kitties I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school. You mean this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0 |
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« Reply #1725 on: October 10, 2010, 10:31:31 AM » |
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Yes. I should have realized they would reappear on youtube.  I was so sad the day they vanished from rathergood some seven years ago. |
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« Reply #1726 on: October 10, 2010, 04:30:05 PM » |
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I'll have to do a Viking Cat PrC someday...
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« Reply #1727 on: October 10, 2010, 04:31:56 PM » |
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I'll have to do a Viking Cat PrC someday...
Now that would truly be the jewel in the crown that is your creations |
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« Reply #1728 on: October 10, 2010, 06:16:59 PM » |
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« Reply #1729 on: October 10, 2010, 09:03:07 PM » |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #1730 on: October 11, 2010, 03:30:09 PM » |
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Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative. That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out.  |
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« Reply #1731 on: October 11, 2010, 04:26:28 PM » |
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Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative. That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. Did they, by any chance, include a return envelope for you? If so, mail them a brick or five, at their expense. |
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #1732 on: October 11, 2010, 04:30:05 PM » |
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Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative. That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. Did they, by any chance, include a return envelope for you? If so, mail them a brick or five, at their expense. Nope. No return adress either. Just some phone numbers (no doubt some insanely expensive overland call where you're told to hold the line for half an hour and pay mroe than you've allegedly inherited) and two email adresses. One Yahoo, and one gmail. From an alleged professional lawyer. Yeah, right. |
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« Reply #1733 on: October 11, 2010, 05:28:42 PM » |
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Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative. That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. Oh, so you got that thing I sent you? [/jk] |
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« Reply #1734 on: October 11, 2010, 11:22:27 PM » |
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« Reply #1735 on: October 13, 2010, 08:29:46 AM » |
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A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You. I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share. I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #1736 on: October 13, 2010, 12:08:11 PM » |
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A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You. I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share. I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! I should show this to my old DM so I can prove to him that old does not necessarily mean 'good'. |
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« Reply #1737 on: October 13, 2010, 12:13:37 PM » |
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A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You. I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share. I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! I should show this to my old DM so I can prove to him that old does not necessarily mean 'good'. I'm signing up for Czech lessons now. I want to play this so bad. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #1738 on: October 13, 2010, 12:48:10 PM » |
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If nothing else, they have good cover artwork. The MM (at the top of page 3) looks pretty rad. At least on the outside.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #1739 on: October 13, 2010, 01:21:59 PM » |
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Earlier today, 4 of my friends on Left 4 Dead 2
3 of us are down, one inside the ambulance, two of us flanking the door and keeping the horde off with pistols, medkits all over the floor and two of the downed guys have defribillators.
Mr V is standing inside
Guy in ambulance: "Quick, revive me!"
Mr V: *Panics, takes out medkit and start swinging at Guy in Ambulance*
Everyone: "Medkits don't work that way dammit! Revive him!"
Two outside are overrun, and the guy is revived in time for both to be mobbed to death.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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