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« Reply #1700 on: October 03, 2010, 08:55:35 PM » |
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Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.
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"You'll still be living in caves." "Hell I don't mind that." befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system. |
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« Reply #1701 on: October 04, 2010, 04:59:23 PM » |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #1702 on: October 05, 2010, 03:49:06 AM » |
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I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts. Do make sure the area is slightly damp. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #1703 on: October 05, 2010, 12:15:53 PM » |
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I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts. Do make sure the area is slightly damp. And don't jump around like a dumbass. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
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« Reply #1704 on: October 06, 2010, 03:42:25 PM » |
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« Reply #1705 on: October 06, 2010, 04:15:41 PM » |
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« Reply #1706 on: October 06, 2010, 09:56:39 PM » |
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« Reply #1707 on: October 07, 2010, 12:12:46 PM » |
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The last panel is hilarious! Edit: |
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« Reply #1708 on: October 07, 2010, 02:36:22 PM » |
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« Reply #1709 on: October 07, 2010, 03:08:21 PM » |
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« Reply #1710 on: October 08, 2010, 08:23:32 AM » |
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I love the Onion. I need to start reading that regularly again.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #1711 on: October 08, 2010, 11:00:32 AM » |
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We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.
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« Reply #1712 on: October 08, 2010, 01:36:57 PM » |
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We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.
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« Reply #1713 on: October 08, 2010, 01:39:11 PM » |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #1714 on: October 08, 2010, 02:25:07 PM » |
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And awesome! You're very fond of that face.  But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all. |
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« Reply #1715 on: October 08, 2010, 03:33:12 PM » |
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And awesome! You're very fond of that face. But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all. I dare say we all want to hear the full story. |
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« Reply #1716 on: October 08, 2010, 03:47:32 PM » |
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And awesome! You're very fond of that face. But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all. I dare say we all want to hear the full story. He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture. |
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« Reply #1717 on: October 08, 2010, 03:59:02 PM » |
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And awesome! You're very fond of that face. But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all. I dare say we all want to hear the full story. He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture. Well, considering that this is The Onion you're talking about... |
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« Reply #1718 on: October 08, 2010, 04:08:40 PM » |
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Yeah, but he's the CEO, not the founder. "One thing I do not want to do is suggest that I had anything to do with inventing, writing for, or bringing The Onion to where it is today," said Hannah. "I'm just a guy who got a call from a lawyer friend a few years back who said The Onion needed an angel investor. I recruited one. Eventually I invested in it, served on the board, and then got drafted (in 2004) to be CEO because the company was growing so fast. Basically, I got lucky big time." |
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« Reply #1719 on: October 08, 2010, 06:58:42 PM » |
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