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« Reply #1520 on: August 29, 2010, 05:10:52 PM »

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« Reply #1521 on: August 29, 2010, 08:27:51 PM »

i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... Smirk
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« Reply #1522 on: August 30, 2010, 06:02:40 AM »

i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... Smirk

No class can do that picture justice except a rager-type.
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« Reply #1523 on: August 30, 2010, 07:17:24 PM »

I'm considering making a winged character, and I'm debating between the "ranged well above melee range" or the "swoop and pwn melee combat" styles, can anyone offer some experiance in the matter?

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I'd say Ranged is the better option, chief.

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« Reply #1524 on: August 31, 2010, 01:15:58 AM »

i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... Smirk

No class can do that picture justice except a rager-type.

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« Reply #1525 on: September 01, 2010, 05:55:56 PM »

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« Reply #1526 on: September 01, 2010, 06:00:37 PM »

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« Reply #1527 on: September 01, 2010, 10:01:35 PM »


SO. FULL. OF WIN.
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« Reply #1528 on: September 02, 2010, 07:38:30 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDOg07gku0g

The lyrics existed already, but still fun.


While I'm at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRv8gnBMiWM
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« Reply #1529 on: September 03, 2010, 08:35:30 AM »


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« Reply #1530 on: September 03, 2010, 10:32:41 AM »


There are some things even the Klan won't do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjEjXyZ2vE
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« Reply #1531 on: September 06, 2010, 04:45:07 PM »

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« Reply #1532 on: September 06, 2010, 04:56:42 PM »

I almost had to ask if that shit ever ended.  Laugh
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« Reply #1533 on: September 06, 2010, 10:35:42 PM »

Today, I engaged in an admittedly guilty pleasure of mine: torturing someone who probably deserved it for fun.

So I'm at the mall, hanging out in this electronics store while my mom checks out clothing stores. I wanted to see if they had a MicroSD > Memory Stick Adapter. Now, these guys were pompous as all fuck: they claimed out front to have "the lowest prices" and "the best merchandise". (You know something's afoot when they make claims like that of any sort.)

It turns out the place looks like fucking Disneyland, because there are about a dozen kids hanging out there. I don't mind THAT, actually, because I like kids: they always seem to have interesting insights on stuff, and I take any opportunity I can to teach them some culture.

The clerks, however, obviously know jack shit about dealing with them, noted by how on edge they seemed to be. While I waited for one of the clerks to come out of his haze, I check out their selection of PS3 games. I'm surprised to find they actually have a fairly well-stocked selection, until, of course, I run into a massive discrepancy. First, I find none of the most obviously 'hot' games for the market (Resident Evil 5, SFIV and Metal Gear Solid 4, which pretty much anybody with a PS3 around here would either want or had bought the damn console FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF PLAYING THAT GAME, AND THAT GAME ONLY). Second, I find Blazblue Calamity Trigger... next to Hannah Freaking Montana.

What.

Blazblue's price tag: 150 bucks (roughly 75 dollars. Sound expensive? Blame our taxes. And by the way, that's considered cheap for an import around here).
Retarded tween popsinger game (no accessories): 300 bucks (roughly 150 dollars).

what is this i don't even

Don't get me wrong, I'd much rather someone walk home with the former rather than the latter, but what was the reason behind this insanity?

Finally, one of the clerks snaps out, and walks up to me, and asks what I need. I ask them for the adapter. They don't have it. (No surprise there: Sony's freaking store didn't either, I found out later).

Then I ask them why they don't happen to have Blazblue Continuum Shift. First the guy talking to me needs me to spell it out for him, because he apparently can only understand so many sillables used on a noun at a time. Then he answers to me that he doesn't know. I point out that he has the freaking Hannah Montana game, and the prequel to CS, along with half a dozen titles that didn't make any sense for his apparent target audience (would you buy Bioshock 2 or Killzone for an 8-year-old?). He replies to me that what I happen to like or dislike doesn't mean much: that the audience for a Hannah Montana game is probably larger than for CS.

I laugh so hard and so evilly at the guy that I almost shit myself. Parents look at me in concern. Children giggle because they find my laughter funny.

"Well, why don't we test out your theory, then?" I turn to the kids in the store. "Hey kids, if you had a PS3, would you buy the Hannah Montana game?" I point at one kid at a time. The unanimous verdict is 'no'.

The guy insists on arguing that he sells a lot more kids' games, and that CS is 'too obscure', and likely hasn't sold half as much. While he yammers, I google the sales on my cell (having predicted that move) and once he's done, I point the figures to him. Turns out BBCS sold roughly 15 times as much in the first week, and by the end of the tenth, is losing to Hannah Montana by about 10k units (however, the latter has been out for twice as long).

While he tries to conjure what few brain cells he has left to come up with a counter-argument, I turn to the concerned parents and point out, "By the way, (X) store on the other side of the mall is selling better games at 75% of the price these clowns are going for." And I move to leave. On the way out, as some parents who have overcome their initial shock at my evil laughter are thanking me for pointing out a better shop, I see the manager walk up to the clerk who was speaking to me, looking ready to rip his nutsack through his nostrils.
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« Reply #1534 on: September 06, 2010, 10:49:49 PM »

+1. You need to IHS that store's ceiling beams onto the clerk.
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« Reply #1535 on: September 06, 2010, 11:05:23 PM »

+1. You need to IHS that store's ceiling beams onto the clerk.

Dude, publically emasculating someone by humiliating him with superior career knowledge I can get away with. Random destruction would cost me.
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« Reply #1536 on: September 06, 2010, 11:27:19 PM »

That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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« Reply #1537 on: September 06, 2010, 11:30:02 PM »

That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
But entirely justified.
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« Reply #1538 on: September 06, 2010, 11:33:59 PM »

That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
That's why it's a guilty pleasure, and therefore I don't engage in it often.
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« Reply #1539 on: September 07, 2010, 01:49:43 AM »

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