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« Reply #1060 on: March 05, 2010, 12:44:45 AM » |
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What is the difference between Acne and a Catholic Priest? |
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« Reply #1061 on: March 05, 2010, 03:09:52 PM » |
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For a research project, three chimpanzees are given into the care of different persons for a year to see what they'll learn - one to a physicist, one to a visual artist, and one to a film director. After one year they're all gathered in a room and each given a coconut. The chimpanzee that was with the physicist grabs a calculator, throws the coconut against a wall, and starts calculating its momentum. The artist ape shatters its coconut and builds a sculpture out of it. The director's chimpanzee grinds its coconut into fine dust, snorts it, bangs the other two, then stands in the middle of the room and shouts, "I can't work like this!"
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« Reply #1062 on: March 07, 2010, 06:18:06 PM » |
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This cracked me up when I first saw it. Although, to be fair, everyone else that's seen it finds it disturbing instead... This one also makes me laugh, as the archnemesis of the above... |
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« Reply #1063 on: March 07, 2010, 06:21:25 PM » |
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Ho. Lee. Crap.
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« Reply #1064 on: March 07, 2010, 08:52:55 PM » |
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The goal of power is power. - idk We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head. Anim-manga sux.  |
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« Reply #1065 on: March 07, 2010, 09:51:13 PM » |
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Not as funny as the above, but this is going on my to-do list.  |
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« Reply #1066 on: March 07, 2010, 11:06:11 PM » |
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As someone who has owned at least three of those, I can tell that at the VERY least one of them is fake. Or at least not locked into the right place. Also, Sonic & Knuckles is locked into itself.
(And really, who'd need a Game Genie for Sonic 3 & Knuckles? The games hard but not THAT hard!)
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« Reply #1067 on: March 08, 2010, 12:56:31 AM » |
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from a XKCD Forum thread on Fast Food Hacking and Secret Menu Items: The McSurfAndTurf - adding a beef patty (generally sourced from a mcdouble so the remains can still reasonably be eaten) to a Filet-O-Fish is surprisingly good. I'd only heard of the McGangBang - a Junior McChicken stuffed between the two patties of a Double Cheeseburger. It feels more decadent somehow. emphasis mine... |
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« Reply #1068 on: March 08, 2010, 03:12:37 PM » |
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A few friends and I talked about making a parody on classic nature films with the ferocious Polar Wolverine as the theme earlier today. Ten minutes ago one of them sent me this. |
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« Reply #1069 on: March 10, 2010, 01:21:11 PM » |
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« Reply #1070 on: March 11, 2010, 03:50:39 AM » |
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art imitating reality (or vise-versa): |
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 If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.
Greenbound Summoning RAIExpanded GestaltMore Savage ProgressionsReport any wrongs I have done here. |
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« Reply #1071 on: March 12, 2010, 06:34:39 PM » |
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« Reply #1072 on: March 13, 2010, 05:28:18 AM » |
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So thats what a good trip feels like. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #1073 on: March 14, 2010, 09:46:06 PM » |
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I just got to see this. And it was hilarious. One of the writers has also written a play called THAC0. |
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« Reply #1074 on: March 16, 2010, 09:47:25 AM » |
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this is win.  click the smiley EDIT: more hilarious version here |
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« Reply #1075 on: March 16, 2010, 10:04:38 AM » |
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« Reply #1076 on: March 16, 2010, 10:51:57 AM » |
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Plus fucking one. With tentacles. |
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« Reply #1077 on: March 16, 2010, 02:20:47 PM » |
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"There's more to apocalypse than running around like a maniac you know"-B. M. Evilwizardington. blogging at disasters made in china
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« Reply #1078 on: March 17, 2010, 02:17:05 PM » |
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Ruam
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« Reply #1079 on: March 17, 2010, 04:42:12 PM » |
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