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« Reply #1000 on: February 19, 2010, 11:21:29 AM » |
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« Reply #1001 on: February 19, 2010, 12:40:51 PM » |
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So there's a bunch of assholes who occasionally call here and say nothing. Par for the course, it's been like this ever since before I was born (they're basically threat calls). One of them called today. Soon as I realized what it was about, here's what I replied. "Morticians Mama's Boy, your death is our joy! Please make sure to keep our 'animals deserve caskets too' special in mind. Two bitches for the price of one!" When the guy was about to say something, I hung up.  |
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« Reply #1002 on: February 19, 2010, 07:56:39 PM » |
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Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone. When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you? Dude your mom is hawt. If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."
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« Reply #1003 on: February 19, 2010, 07:58:21 PM » |
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« Reply #1004 on: February 19, 2010, 08:28:07 PM » |
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Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone. When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you? Dude your mom is hawt. If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome.  |
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« Reply #1005 on: February 19, 2010, 09:45:53 PM » |
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That thar is a nice car strap on.
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #1006 on: February 19, 2010, 11:43:26 PM » |
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Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone. When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you? Dude your mom is hawt. If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."
You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh Disturbing is always best when wishing to have fun at the expense of prank callers. Or sales people. Or anyone else fro that matter... |
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« Reply #1008 on: February 20, 2010, 12:58:59 PM » |
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« Reply #1009 on: February 20, 2010, 07:09:33 PM » |
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Could one of us get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site?  |
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« Reply #1010 on: February 20, 2010, 07:15:47 PM » |
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Could one of us get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? Not offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas. |
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Prime32
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« Reply #1011 on: February 20, 2010, 09:08:23 PM » |
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Lame This must be proof that they are evil. ...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil" |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #1012 on: February 20, 2010, 10:47:45 PM » |
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Lame This must be proof that they are evil. ...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil" Its more immature and impractical than evil. |
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« Reply #1013 on: February 21, 2010, 01:22:46 AM » |
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Could one of us get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? Not offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas. I havent said what the nuns would be doing yet...  |
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« Reply #1014 on: February 25, 2010, 04:35:09 AM » |
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« Reply #1015 on: February 26, 2010, 09:20:17 PM » |
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from www.nydailynews. com - The strip club mainstay pole dancing - known as much for its sensual moves as its rigorous athletic side - may be headed for the Olympics. A group of pole-dance advocates is hoping for a "test" event in 2012 and a more formal pitch four years after that, in Rio de Janeiro, according to The Associated Press. KT Coates, a prominent pole dancer in England and director of Vertical Dance, is leading the Olympic push. |
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« Reply #1016 on: February 26, 2010, 09:38:52 PM » |
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Yay for another sport my country can get the gold in. |
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« Reply #1017 on: February 26, 2010, 09:51:51 PM » |
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There are some pole dancers who think pole dancing would lose hte sensual side if it became an olympic sport and just become about gymnastics, because gymnasts could pick it up easy.
Which means you'd see 12 year old chinese girls doing it.
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« Reply #1018 on: February 28, 2010, 12:13:42 PM » |
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I just found the greatest review of Complete Arcane ever. Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken. Hopefully that doesn't fall under the unallowed bashing rules. |
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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Prime32
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« Reply #1019 on: February 28, 2010, 02:16:53 PM » |
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Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken. Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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