nijineko
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« Reply #360 on: June 12, 2011, 05:15:56 PM » |
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i should have known better than to make a statement such that would practically evoke you specifically to respond. ^^
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« Reply #361 on: June 12, 2011, 05:24:47 PM » |
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i should have known better than to make a statement such that would practically evoke you specifically to respond. ^^
What, exactly, are you implying? |
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nijineko
King Kong
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two strange quarks short of a graviton...
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« Reply #362 on: June 12, 2011, 07:25:58 PM » |
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that you are an optimized romantic?
other than that, i actually didn't have anything in mind except that such a statement would strike a humorous chord.
to be honest, that was my first thought too, but i didn't want to be the first to post it. ^^
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« Reply #363 on: June 13, 2011, 05:11:43 PM » |
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Fiend of possesion I'm inside your cow drinking its milk and giving it a +4 to Str and I make it's horns +4 flaming and frost so it can gore and trample you, BIOTCH!!
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« Reply #364 on: June 13, 2011, 06:41:03 PM » |
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Diplomancer - I have two Cows. They tell me they love me, but I shoulda used Wild Empathy. Instead I have to talk to them everyday ... 
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dither
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« Reply #365 on: June 15, 2011, 03:29:26 PM » |
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Third-Party Splat: I have 3 cows, it says so right here.
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« Reply #366 on: June 15, 2011, 06:17:10 PM » |
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Third-Party Splat: I have 3 cows, it says so right here.
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« Reply #367 on: June 15, 2011, 06:24:22 PM » |
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Monk: I have two cows, and GODDAMMIT they are better than the experts!
Expert: I have two cows, and GODDAMMIT they are better than the monks!
Commoner: I want two cows.
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Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.
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« Reply #368 on: June 15, 2011, 06:28:04 PM » |
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Monk: I have two cows, and GODDAMMIT they are better than the experts!
Expert: I have two cows, and GODDAMMIT they are better than the monks!
Commoner: I want two cows.
Commoner: I sold my corpse to one of those necromancer freaks and used the payment to buy two cows. Now I can throw those cows around with my mind and they're better than both the monk's and the expert's. |
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« Reply #369 on: June 16, 2011, 06:40:16 AM » |
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Commoner: I have two chickens. I tried to get cows, but something went wrong.
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dither
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« Reply #370 on: June 16, 2011, 11:53:24 AM » |
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4e Battlefield Archer: I have two cows like everyone else, but I get an extra cow whenever I'm feeling scrappy.
4e Swordmage: I have two cows. One of them will protect you from harm (but not me) and the other is really an ass the way it teleports around the battlefield.
4e Fighter: I have a cow and a bull. They make sweet, sweet love on top of any fool that approaches within melee reach.
4e Wizard: I have two cows, but I only get to keep them if I concentrate on them really, really hard.
4e Bard: My cows are kind of skinny, so I buy milk from my neighbors.
4e Cleric: YOU WILL NEVER WANT FOR MILK AGAIN. Cows? What cows?
4e Rogue: I have two cows. One of them is real and I'm hiding behind the other, ready to stab you in the face.
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« Reply #371 on: June 16, 2011, 04:50:35 PM » |
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Swordsage: I have two cows. I swordsaged them from the ninja.
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« Reply #372 on: June 16, 2011, 08:23:27 PM » |
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4e Cows ... Moo M-Moo MOO
Translation: " ... We have 2 Raise Dead ritual scrolls hidden in the barn, just in case the Farmer starts acting funny. We've had to use them before ... "
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« Reply #373 on: June 16, 2011, 08:44:28 PM » |
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4e Cows ... Moo M-Moo MOO
Translation: " ... We have 2 Raise Dead ritual scrolls hidden in the barn, just in case the Farmer starts acting funny. We've had to use them before ... "
Don't remind me. It was lucky that the last time I RPed anything in a farm the farmers hadn't actually make it into the barn. |
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« Reply #374 on: June 16, 2011, 08:47:44 PM » |
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4e Cows ... Moo M-Moo MOO
Translation: " ... We have 2 Raise Dead ritual scrolls hidden in the barn, just in case the Farmer starts acting funny. We've had to use them before ... "
Don't remind me. It was lucky that the last time I RPed anything in a farm the farmers hadn't actually make it into the barn. I have two cows. Actually they are your family members and you are eating them because you pissed off an Archdevil. |
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« Reply #375 on: June 17, 2011, 02:21:38 PM » |
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4e Cows ... Moo M-Moo MOO
I don't know if you intended it or not, but that played in my head like the death song from Super Mario Bros 3. |
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« Reply #376 on: June 17, 2011, 02:28:05 PM » |
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Awakened Gelatinous Cube: I have two cows and I must scream.
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« Reply #377 on: June 17, 2011, 03:58:54 PM » |
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4e Cows ... Moo M-Moo MOO
I don't know if you intended it or not, but that played in my head like the death song from Super Mario Bros 3. The cows are trained+5 in at least one skill ... Perform-esque perhaps. They might've used another ritual scroll or two, to find this whatever out about you.  { ... insert there is no singing cow smiley face ... } |
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nijineko
King Kong
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two strange quarks short of a graviton...
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« Reply #378 on: June 19, 2011, 01:17:35 AM » |
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Awakened Gelatinous Cube: I have two cows and I must scream.
i have monk levels and am faster than the cows. they tasted good. nothing has a better sense of taste than jello.... |
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« Reply #379 on: June 19, 2011, 02:37:57 PM » |
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Wait. Gelatin is made from boiled cow parts, pretty much the same way glue is.
On the plus side, it's really good for your skin, hair, nails, and joints.
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