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« Reply #260 on: October 15, 2009, 01:09:57 AM » |
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i thought it was a result of practice from sucking the meat off of chicken bones.  When they start chewing on the wang, that does not lend itself to glowing BJ reviews. |
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« Reply #261 on: October 15, 2009, 04:53:50 AM » |
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Sad because its true.
Nah. Plenty of guys like big women. Out of all the requests I get for finding adult stuff, fat chicks are in the top three. Men are just loath to admit it if front of other guys. And you can't admit it to women cause they'll think you're insulting them if you're their so at the time... |
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« Reply #262 on: October 15, 2009, 11:00:12 AM » |
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I was teasing AC and wouldn't give him head. He finally got so frustrated that he whines at me:
AC: I'm gonna leave...
He said it like a little kid does when they say, "I'm gonna tell mom!"
I laughed so hard I cried.
Although, I think my tears excited him.
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« Reply #263 on: October 15, 2009, 11:27:15 AM » |
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Hey while it might have been written by a gay man he was right. "Fat Bottom Girls make the world go round".
While i never made a conscious decision about it all of my ex-gf's were big girls and my fiancee 5'1" and just over 200lbs. She carries it well and a lot of it is genetic but petite she is not.
and to keep in the theme of the thread:
I don't have the key to these cuffs. (i think this was done in the older thread)
So do i swipe my credit card in your ass crack?
"Let me go clean up before room service gets here", then don't return.
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #264 on: October 15, 2009, 12:44:56 PM » |
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Here's a real life exchange that happened to me.
Her: "Fuck, you're filling me up"
Me: "It's been a long time since you had a real man, huh?"
Her: "Oh fuck yes, I've only had..."
This is where she listed the women she fools around with. It took her about five minutes. I'm fairly chill these days, but I think if it takes you more than a minute to list your previous sex partners, that's probably a warning sign.
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #265 on: October 15, 2009, 11:26:18 PM » |
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Sad because its true.
Nah. Plenty of guys like big women. Out of all the requests I get for finding adult stuff, fat chicks are in the top three. Men are just loath to admit it if front of other guys. And you can't admit it to women cause they'll think you're insulting them if you're their so at the time... I've always been told that fat girls are a lot like scooters: They're a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you on one. |
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« Reply #266 on: October 16, 2009, 12:32:45 AM » |
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There is nothing wrong with being a larger woman. Then again, I like women of all shapes, sizes, and races. I don't find it conducive to rule out an entire population of women because of a physical quality. Not to say that there aren't physical qualities I couldn't hang with, but it would have to be pretty severe.
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #267 on: October 16, 2009, 01:27:12 AM » |
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There is nothing wrong with being a larger woman. Then again, I like women of all shapes, sizes, and races. I don't find it conducive to rule out an entire population of women because of a physical quality. Not to say that there aren't physical qualities I couldn't hang with, but it would have to be pretty severe.
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« Reply #268 on: October 16, 2009, 06:53:32 AM » |
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Sad because its true.
Nah. Plenty of guys like big women. Out of all the requests I get for finding adult stuff, fat chicks are in the top three. Men are just loath to admit it if front of other guys. And you can't admit it to women cause they'll think you're insulting them if you're their so at the time... I've always been told that fat girls are a lot like scooters: They're a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you on one. If she's fun my friends can kiss my ass  |
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« Reply #269 on: October 16, 2009, 08:42:07 AM » |
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Plus, even the fat ones require effort to get into their panties. To throw out effort based on peer disapproval, for me, is the apex of stupidity.
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« Reply #270 on: October 16, 2009, 11:17:00 AM » |
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Plus, even the fat ones require effort to get into their panties. To throw out effort based on peer disapproval, for me, is the apex of stupidity.
QFT. People need to realize that everyone is somebody's type. That 4'9", 300# hunchback with a glass eye is someone's idea of a catch. |
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« Reply #271 on: October 16, 2009, 09:05:34 PM » |
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Plus, even the fat ones require effort to get into their panties. To throw out effort based on peer disapproval, for me, is the apex of stupidity.
QFT. People need to realize that everyone is somebody's type. That 4'9", 300# hunchback with a glass eye is someone's idea of a catch. Indeed. If people didnt like fat chicks there would be no BBW Tube of BBW Chan |
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« Reply #272 on: October 19, 2009, 04:09:23 AM » |
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"Honey...um...member that funny smelling condom? Well...um...turns out that was a gigantic alien protozoate I kinda accidentally brought back from the lab. It..um...it may have spawned in your womb and we'd kinda like to take you in for examining to see if there's anything unusual.."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"I can't help but notice you've eaten the cat..."
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« Reply #273 on: November 02, 2009, 02:14:23 AM » |
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"I am deeply sorry Janine, but after our last lovemaking session I fear I can no longer relate to you in such a fashion after being battered internally with the telepathic cries of my penis screaming at me to stop. He has now progressed to threatening to become cancerous and therefore end my life if ever again I should attempt to put him inside you. I'd like to remain friends, but he has denied me even that much by tormenting my sleep with dreams of what he will do to me if we remain in close company. Please realize this implies nothing wrong on your part, my penis simply doesn't like you."
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« Reply #274 on: November 02, 2009, 02:44:05 AM » |
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"I am deeply sorry Janine, but after our last lovemaking session I fear I can no longer relate to you in such a fashion after being battered internally with the telepathic cries of my penis screaming at me to stop. He has now progressed to threatening to become cancerous and therefore end my life if ever again I should attempt to put him inside you. I'd like to remain friends, but he has denied me even that much by tormenting my sleep with dreams of what he will do to me if we remain in close company. Please realize this implies nothing wrong on your part, my penis simply doesn't like you."
"That's okay, steve, my vagina told me if I let you stick your penis in me one more time it was going to grow teeth and bite it off, and then bite my fingers anytime I tried to pleasure myself." |
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« Reply #275 on: November 02, 2009, 08:37:02 AM » |
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"I am deeply sorry Janine, but after our last lovemaking session I fear I can no longer relate to you in such a fashion after being battered internally with the telepathic cries of my penis screaming at me to stop. He has now progressed to threatening to become cancerous and therefore end my life if ever again I should attempt to put him inside you. I'd like to remain friends, but he has denied me even that much by tormenting my sleep with dreams of what he will do to me if we remain in close company. Please realize this implies nothing wrong on your part, my penis simply doesn't like you."
"That's okay, steve, my vagina told me if I let you stick your penis in me one more time it was going to grow teeth and bite it off, and then bite my fingers anytime I tried to pleasure myself." You've been watching Analyze That, haven't you? |
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« Reply #276 on: November 02, 2009, 04:51:34 PM » |
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no I actually haven't.
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« Reply #277 on: November 02, 2009, 04:55:27 PM » |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #278 on: November 03, 2009, 04:55:22 PM » |
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You've been watching Teeth?
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« Reply #279 on: May 22, 2011, 12:32:00 AM » |
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Something a buddy of mine recently said: Me: The only problem with Japanese women is 90% of them don't shave. They have WAY too much hair down there.
Him: So? Haven't you heard of munching carpet?
Me: Yeah, but that much hair is horrible.
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