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« Reply #240 on: September 06, 2009, 03:05:45 PM » |
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"Don't you think this boil looks just like Mother Teresa?"
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #241 on: September 06, 2009, 05:43:41 PM » |
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Woman to a man: "Now that I have you all tied up, it's time for you to learn that I have a penis."
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« Reply #242 on: September 06, 2009, 11:22:50 PM » |
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Woman to a man: "Now that I have you all tied up, it's time for you to learn that I have a penis."
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« Reply #243 on: September 06, 2009, 11:34:07 PM » |
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Woman to a man: "Now that I have you all tied up, it's time for you to learn that I have a penis."
Why is this bad? I wouldn't object to hearing that. Woo!  |
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« Reply #244 on: September 07, 2009, 12:11:37 AM » |
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Woman to a man: "Now that I have you all tied up, it's time for you to learn that I have a penis."
"Is it supposed to be fizzing like that? Mine doesn't fizz so I'm assuming this is a bad sign?" |
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« Reply #245 on: September 15, 2009, 04:37:54 PM » |
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« Reply #246 on: September 15, 2009, 05:49:04 PM » |
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"Hey honey, I got a special quest star for bed tonight, Patrick Swayze!"
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« Reply #247 on: September 15, 2009, 08:33:37 PM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #248 on: September 16, 2009, 11:22:49 AM » |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome.  |
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« Reply #249 on: September 17, 2009, 12:10:37 PM » |
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I was requested to come faster on multiple occasions. It seems that I can be tiring after a while. |
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She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #250 on: September 28, 2009, 06:37:19 PM » |
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I have two to update with: Yelling at the dog to shut up, lay down, and to stop licking your feet during happy fun time. And secondly, quite possibly one of the best things ever said to me after the fun was over: "I hate you. I hate you so damn much." |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
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« Reply #251 on: September 28, 2009, 07:24:18 PM » |
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right in the middle, start muttering the gummy bear song like it was a funeral dirge...
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« Reply #252 on: October 07, 2009, 10:56:03 PM » |
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AC had an identity crisis today. He thought he was a british kakapo and said this to me during happy fun time:
"You are being shagged by a rare parrot."
That ended happy fun time promptly. Laughing too hard tends to ruin the mood sometimes.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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« Reply #253 on: October 07, 2009, 11:05:59 PM » |
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"Hah! You only THINK that it is my penis... but, it, isn't!"
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« Reply #254 on: October 08, 2009, 12:40:17 AM » |
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AC had an identity crisis today. He thought he was a british kakapo and said this to me during happy fun time:
"You are being shagged by a rare parrot."
That ended happy fun time promptly. Laughing too hard tends to ruin the mood sometimes.
You lucky rhino |
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« Reply #255 on: October 14, 2009, 02:49:32 AM » |
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"Man, ugly fat chicks give the best blowjobs...oh shit I said that out loud didn't I?"
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« Reply #256 on: October 14, 2009, 09:50:48 AM » |
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"Man, ugly fat chicks give the best blowjobs...oh shit I said that out loud didn't I?"
That reminds me of a joke. "Why do fat chicks give better head? Because they have to!" |
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« Reply #257 on: October 14, 2009, 03:45:47 PM » |
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Sad because its true.
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« Reply #258 on: October 14, 2009, 03:48:45 PM » |
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i thought it was a result of practice from sucking the meat off of chicken bones.  |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #259 on: October 14, 2009, 09:35:54 PM » |
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Well, when dealing with Large creatures, you may have Reach issues...
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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