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« Reply #80 on: June 24, 2009, 04:28:55 PM » |
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I'm oficially AC's penis!
 Would you like a snorkle or diving gear?  So many different jokes I could make about that... |
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #81 on: June 24, 2009, 07:53:03 PM » |
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I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared.  |
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« Reply #82 on: June 24, 2009, 08:47:07 PM » |
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I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. As the body I'm attached to, you've got way more standards to meet than I do.  |
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #83 on: June 24, 2009, 09:03:27 PM » |
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Actually, I've found that as long as you live up to standards, I'm allowed to slack.  |
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« Reply #84 on: June 24, 2009, 09:04:23 PM » |
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I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. As the body I'm attached to, you've got way more standards to meet than I do. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you got a height reduction with your new status, Kuro. edit: AC's comment is depressingly on topic.... |
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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still retarded. I made a Handbook!? |
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« Reply #85 on: June 24, 2009, 09:35:12 PM » |
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"Waitaminute. What do you mean 'second' penis?"
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« Reply #86 on: June 24, 2009, 10:08:25 PM » |
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I'm gonna go out on a limb
That's what she said? |
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« Reply #87 on: June 24, 2009, 10:15:15 PM » |
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I'm oficially AC's penis!
As my penis, there are certain standards you must live up to, now. Be prepared. As the body I'm attached to, you've got way more standards to meet than I do. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you got a height reduction with your new status, Kuro. edit: AC's comment is depressingly on topic.... AC, on the other hand, got a width increase. |
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« Reply #88 on: July 04, 2009, 01:46:57 PM » |
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I think the worst thing to say while having sex is calling the lady by her sister's name.
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This is johnboy069 and toryn from the wizards boards:) \m/ RIP Ronnie James Dio, you will be missed.\m/  |
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« Reply #89 on: July 04, 2009, 02:22:41 PM » |
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I think the worst thing to say while having sex is calling the lady by her sister's name.
That's part of the Buckin' Bronko. In other words, its standard issue sex-talk. |
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« Reply #90 on: July 04, 2009, 02:51:17 PM » |
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I think the worst thing to say while having sex is calling the lady by her sister's name.
Go for the mother. |
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« Reply #91 on: July 04, 2009, 02:56:45 PM » |
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Is it cool if my mom watches?
She needs pictures for the scrapbook.
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« Reply #92 on: July 04, 2009, 05:01:32 PM » |
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"So where's your sister"
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« Reply #93 on: July 04, 2009, 06:36:21 PM » |
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"Can you just give me a handjob next time?" said unenthusiastically.
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« Reply #94 on: July 05, 2009, 02:31:36 AM » |
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"Can you just give me a handjob next time?" said unenthusiastically.
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« Reply #95 on: July 05, 2009, 03:16:59 AM » |
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« Reply #96 on: July 05, 2009, 05:07:16 AM » |
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"In retrospect trying to make our own warming lotion by mixing very small amounts habanero juice with KY was not what you would call a spectacular success..."
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« Reply #97 on: July 05, 2009, 09:22:56 AM » |
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"If your boyfriend calls out his brother's name during sex, that's a dealbreaker ladies!"
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« Reply #98 on: July 06, 2009, 12:07:52 AM » |
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #99 on: July 06, 2009, 12:11:24 AM » |
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"What's that wallabe for?"
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