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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 03:28:46 PM » |
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"Why are YOU tired? I do all the work!"
also, in unrelated news, i finally have internet again
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 03:58:25 PM » |
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"Why are YOU tired? I do all the work!"
also, in unrelated news, i finally have internet again
Ironically, like some of the hottest chicks I've met, it goes both ways with this one. |
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 04:11:32 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
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emissary666
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 05:35:39 PM » |
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This thread should be "the worst thing to say/do during sex...2" thereby giving us more options.
"I'VE GOT DYSENTERY!"
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 07:07:34 PM » |
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This thread should be "the worst thing to say/do during sex...2" thereby giving us more options.
"I'VE GOT DYSENTERY!"
Proper response: "Mmmmm, delicious!" |
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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2009, 05:15:54 AM » |
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"How long have you had a penis?"
"Forever"
"But...but we had three kids together...where the fuck did they come from?"
"You really wanna know?"
"All things considered, no, not right now. Dealing with my wife having a penis is bad enough, I'm not sure I can take any more secrets."
"I'm an Orc."
"Oh GODDAMMIT!!"
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Shewolf
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2009, 01:18:39 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
It's awesome, AC, it's awesome. |
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2009, 03:01:39 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. |
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Shewolf
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2009, 03:24:53 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss? |
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2009, 03:28:54 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss? What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3 |
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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2009, 04:07:57 PM » |
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"Hon, you know, it's really sexy if you put those thigh high stockings on. But I know you're rather shy, so I'll set the example." *start pulling on thick wool socks and nothing else*
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Nanshork
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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2009, 04:16:55 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss? What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3 What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole?  |
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« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2009, 06:07:41 PM » |
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A crit miss would probably be something like impaling yourself with your own penis. Well, only in some cases.
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« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2009, 06:16:01 PM » |
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A crit miss would probably be something like impaling yourself with your own penis. Well, only in some cases.
dman wins. |
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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still retarded. I made a Handbook!? |
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2009, 06:23:43 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss? What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3 What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole? You can't generate a winning situation from a critical miss. Also, dman ninja'd me with a better answer. |
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« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2009, 07:16:03 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss? What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3 What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole? You can't generate a winning situation from a critical miss. Also, dman ninja'd me with a better answer. I know a lot of women that would call that a losing situation.  |
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Shewolf
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« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2009, 07:26:21 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrible...
And it's definitely not something you "say"
Start rolling dice on her back.
Better yet, start bragging about how you totally critted her ass. But would the disappointment of rolling a critical miss actually cause you to...well, critically miss? What her eyes don't see, she has no business knowing! =3 What if a critical miss involves using the wrong hole? You can't generate a winning situation from a critical miss. Also, dman ninja'd me with a better answer. I know a lot of women that would call that a losing situation. |
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2009, 07:50:54 PM » |
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Kuroimaken
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« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2009, 08:36:02 PM » |
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AC wins. Final Round. FIGHT Also, as a spin-off: |
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« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2009, 09:37:25 PM » |
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Reminds me of something that I've said before. "Of course you don't like it, he wasn't doing it right!" |
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